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A public apology

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here is a statement from Marmite Towers to apologise on behalf of Mr Marmite:

"To the fine upstanding citizens of Fab. In the early days of Mr Marmite's journey of discovery, he was very much like a kid in a sweet shop / bull in a china shop.

The lovely people who glanced at my profile, maybe gave a cheeky wink, and other welcoming gestures were often met with enthusiasm bordering on the distasteful. Unfortunately, Master Marmite was in the driving seat.

Many will, and I completely understand why, will have seen this as pushy. It was.

With time, experience, good friends on here, and a cold metal spoon applied to Master Marmite, I feel that I can now hold my head high.

I have learnt that I am not everyone's cup of bovril, and that is how it goes.

By being who I am, and not stressing about the next meet, conversing with people and getting involved with the forums, my fab experience is so much the better.

For those offended by the old Northern Exile or Tommy Atkins, rest assured I respect your decision to block. I do not seek to change that.

You have all taught me something about swinging, about who I was and who I am now.

So please accept my humble apologies."

Mr Marmite will answer any questions within forum rules.

Released by the office of Mr Marmite.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

wtf is mr marmite on about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wtf is mr marmite on about"

Apologising for being a prat when I first joined?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What does Master Marmite have to say about the spoon treatment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does Master Marmite have to say about the spoon treatment?"

He wasn't happy but it got him out of the driving seat

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"What does Master Marmite have to say about the spoon treatment?"

Master Marmite rather enjoyed it and is encouraging a new journey of discovery which entails the introduction of some esoteric cutlery into further play

I believe Mr Marmite is eagerly awaiting delivery of a full seafood set including claw crackers, lobster forks and picks.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What does Master Marmite have to say about the spoon treatment?

He wasn't happy but it got him out of the driving seat "

Our readers need to know how he feels about his driving ban.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"What does Master Marmite have to say about the spoon treatment?

Master Marmite rather enjoyed it and is encouraging a new journey of discovery which entails the introduction of some esoteric cutlery into further play

I believe Mr Marmite is eagerly awaiting delivery of a full seafood set including claw crackers, lobster forks and picks. "
ouchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr Marmite should let me crack on with what I do best. If he doesn't let me loose I will embarrass him at his next meet

Master Marmite

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

*not sure if post is from third person or fourth*

Anyway I can forgive but I can never forget what you did. It was disgraceful. I'm quite liberal minded but you went too far, it was horrendous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*not sure if post is from third person or fourth*

Anyway I can forgive but I can never forget what you did. It was disgraceful. I'm quite liberal minded but you went too far, it was horrendous!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wtf is mr marmite on about

Apologising for being a prat when I first joined?"

that was over a year ago who do you think is still remembering that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are some. No names obviously.

Just wanted to get it off my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does mr marmite always talk about himself in 3rd person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will ask him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good on ya Marmite.

I blew my reputation on here with a couple of ill-considered posts and alienated friends. I hope your apology is heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does mr marmite always talk about himself in 3rd person "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good on ya Marmite.

I blew my reputation on here with a couple of ill-considered posts and alienated friends. I hope your apology is heard. "

Cheers mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are some. No names obviously.

Just wanted to get it off my chest "

ok, all is forgive, now as you were

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I will ask him..."

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing with mr marmite is, you either love him, or hate him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After some research I can establish the following:

Mr Marmite sometimes refers to himself as Mr Marmite just to mix things up a bit. It also depends on the mix of medication he is under.

Master Marmite was the brains of the operation, but now is only involved in the play antics. Decision making is not his forte.

Master Marmite is sulking but fears all utensils.

Marmite Towers is a fictional place, as putting my real address would only reveal my true identity as Bananaman.

Wtf? My post, my choice what I put!

The apology still stands.

I'm still a prat, but a better trained one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are you part prat now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/10/14 17:16:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am confused and a little bit disturbed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you part prat now?

"

Work in progress. A gentleman with the occasional prat lapse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blooming confused are there 2 mr marmites?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My Public Relations team released the statement on my behalf. I'm Mr Marmite, Master Marmite is my todger, Marmite Towers is the fictional home of the Marmites.

Only one Mr Marmite. Reformed prat and apologising for being one in the past.

Tina Titz I need to make a claim

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

We admire mr Marmite for his new humility.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've chatted to mr Marmite and quite liked him which says more about me than it ought if you read between the lines and take my post with a pinch of salt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thing with mr marmite is, you either love him, or hate him "

Hate him lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thing with mr marmite is, you either love him, or hate him

Hate him lol"

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"The thing with mr marmite is, you either love him, or hate him

Hate him lol "

It's true you either love or hate Marmite, however if you haven't had a lick or a sniff of it don't judge...

ps, Mr Marmite you may well have been a prat a year ago, but at least you recognised it & have ammused me immensely.

Mrs WD40 xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thing with mr marmite is, you either love him, or hate him

Hate him lol "

She isn't kidding

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

I wasnt on here a year ago so i'll say well done for not being a prat now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for the abstract thread, I feel so much Dada now...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Did'ya pay for the next day delivery?

Has master Marmite got his toys yet?

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