FabSwingers.com forum: Irony

By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Give me an example?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A no smoking sign on your cigarette break

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like an english homework question a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its Ironic that Alanis Morrissettes song Ironic was not actually about irony...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its Ironic that Alanis Morrissettes song Ironic was not actually about irony..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single girl and single girl become a couple and they decide not to play with singles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic jams when you're already late!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Its Ironic that Alanis Morrissettes song Ironic was not actually about irony..."

Americans don't do irony very well, or was she Canadian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife!..

Just thought of carry.......

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight, and as the plane crashed down he said is'nt this nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its Ironic that Alanis Morrissettes song Ironic was not actually about irony...

Americans don't do irony very well, or was she Canadian.

Im not sure, but Im off to ask a

lactose intolerant dairy farmer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave is when people come on the forums slagging off someone who has slagged them off. I just hope they don't stop as its guaranteed to make me grin reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gang of cons on a plane about to crash singing Lynyrd Skynyrd songs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gang of cons on a plane about to crash singing Lynyrd Skynyrd songs. "

Conair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And do you think of me when you fuck her.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

The people who stress they are professional in their profile....and spell professional incorrectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The people who stress they are professional in their profile....and spell professional incorrectly. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The people who stress they are professional in their profile....and spell professional incorrectly. "

He he I like that one too though do get why people use it though it would be better just to say they work wash and change their sheets after hoovering the house.

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Getting run over by an ambulance whilst on your way to hospital with a kid who has a Lego nurse stuck up their nose.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Coincidental Ironies:

Britain's biggest dog was named Tiny.

Two marriage therapists got divorced from each other.

Most tobacco company executives don't smoke.

Titanic, which was touted as "100% unsinkable", sank on its maiden voyage.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

A ninety-eight year old man won the lottery and died the next day.

My friend, who is an incredibly successful artist and writer, often has dreams that are bland and dull.

A class on prophecy at a church was postponed due to some unforeseen circumstance

Do you know that fear for a long word is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio phobia?

Hitler's Grandmother was Jewish.

The only reason there are evil people in the world is because there are good people in the world.

A man died in his living room!

Canada is owned by Britain, yet half the people there speak French.

Coffee City is a city in Texas, mostly visited to buy beer.

My family owns a dairy, I work at a frozen yogurt shop and I just found out I'm lactose intolerant.

The world's largest ice cream cone is made by a factory called 'Tiny Dairies'!

The owner of a butcher shop is a vegetarian!

A restaurant called "Hard Times Cafe" has closed down because of the recession!

The water vendor died of thirst!

A restaurant with the name "Firewood Cafe" was actually on fire!

The dictionary entry for "short" is really, really long!

The only word that you spelled right in this spelling test is "illiterate".

"Stand by your Man" is one of the biggest hit songs sung by Tammy Wynette's who has been married six times in her real life.

Do you know that there is a song about the phobia of music?

The White House isn't white.

A seminar on Global Warming was cancelled due to snow.

An obese teacher is teaching the class about healthy food or physical exercise!

A class on "planning and scheduling" was cancelled due to poor planning.

An atheist sues for religious discrimination.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Saw a pic of a B&Q artic stuck under a railway bridge today the moto on the back doors " we fit " !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coincidental Ironies:

Britain's biggest dog was named Tiny.

Two marriage therapists got divorced from each other.

Most tobacco company executives don't smoke.

Titanic, which was touted as "100% unsinkable", sank on its maiden voyage.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

A ninety-eight year old man won the lottery and died the next day.

My friend, who is an incredibly successful artist and writer, often has dreams that are bland and dull.

A class on prophecy at a church was postponed due to some unforeseen circumstance

Do you know that fear for a long word is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio phobia?

Hitler's Grandmother was Jewish.

The only reason there are evil people in the world is because there are good people in the world.

A man died in his living room!

Canada is owned by Britain, yet half the people there speak French.

Coffee City is a city in Texas, mostly visited to buy beer.

My family owns a dairy, I work at a frozen yogurt shop and I just found out I'm lactose intolerant.

The world's largest ice cream cone is made by a factory called 'Tiny Dairies'!

The owner of a butcher shop is a vegetarian!

A restaurant called "Hard Times Cafe" has closed down because of the recession!

The water vendor died of thirst!

A restaurant with the name "Firewood Cafe" was actually on fire!

The dictionary entry for "short" is really, really long!

The only word that you spelled right in this spelling test is "illiterate".

"Stand by your Man" is one of the biggest hit songs sung by Tammy Wynette's who has been married six times in her real life.

Do you know that there is a song about the phobia of music?

The White House isn't white.

A seminar on Global Warming was cancelled due to snow.

An obese teacher is teaching the class about healthy food or physical exercise!

A class on "planning and scheduling" was cancelled due to poor planning.

An atheist sues for religious discrimination.

Brilliant list. Did make me chortle

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Saw a pic of a B&Q artic stuck under a railway bridge today the moto on the back doors " we fit " ! "

Halfords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speed limit sign on the motorway flashing up 50pmh limit, when the traffic is stood still !! Talk about rubbing it in.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

It's like goldy or silvery - only made of iron.

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

A woman is kidnapped and forced to sew sacks for her captor. She drugs him, sews him into a sack with some stones, and rolls him into a river. Poetic irony.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Getting a message from someone asking if I'd meet in drab mode.

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