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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Agony Aunt thread - roll up folks - post real or joke problems, and wait for other people to answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an embarrassing swelling in my underpants, only happens when I'm around women and only goes away when I have sex, here's my question... Can I get a fuck buddy on the NHS?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an embarrassing swelling in my underpants, only happens when I'm around women and only goes away when I have sex, here's my question... Can I get a fuck buddy on the NHS? "

Is the swelling at the front of your pants or the back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an embarrassing swelling in my underpants, only happens when I'm around women and only goes away when I have sex, here's my question... Can I get a fuck buddy on the NHS?

Is the swelling at the front of your pants or the back? "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an embarrassing swelling in my underpants, only happens when I'm around women and only goes away when I have sex, here's my question... Can I get a fuck buddy on the NHS?

Is the swelling at the front of your pants or the back? "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have an embarrassing swelling in my underpants, only happens when I'm around women and only goes away when I have sex, here's my question... Can I get a fuck buddy on the NHS? "

The NHS has a new chargeable service for this very complaint. Beds are £75 per night and treatment is approximately £300.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agony Aunt thread - roll up folks - post real or joke problems, and wait for other people to answer..."

Years ago on The Big breakfast (remember it lol)

The host was reading one which showed pictures about someone's husband going missing all the time and in another Agony Aunt in another paper the same man was pictured having a affair,

Problem solved he said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks scrum-diddly, so useful, even your Avatar says its nearly 11 o'clock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks scrum-diddly, so useful, even your Avatar says its nearly 11 o'clock."

It says 10 to 11

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an embarrassing swelling in my underpants, only happens when I'm around women and only goes away when I have sex, here's my question... Can I get a fuck buddy on the NHS? "

youngish lad on another post seems to have found a free short term cure for this - amount of laundry to be done has increased though - maybe small price to pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks scrum-diddly, so useful, even your Avatar says its nearly 11 o'clock.

It says 10 to 11

"

thats bragging surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks scrum-diddly, so useful, even your Avatar says its nearly 11 o'clock.

It says 10 to 11

thats bragging surely "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks scrum-diddly, so useful, even your Avatar says its nearly 11 o'clock.

It says 10 to 11

thats bragging surely "

Pmsl

I wish I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks scrum-diddly, so useful, even your Avatar says its nearly 11 o'clock.

It says 10 to 11

thats bragging surely

Pmsl

I wish I was "

wish you were bragging ?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Enough Cock-Around-The-Clock Tonight, slap a Health and Safety warning and a scaffold on that thing - you could have someone's eye out with that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks scrum-diddly, so useful, even your Avatar says its nearly 11 o'clock.

It says 10 to 11

thats bragging surely

Pmsl

I wish I was

wish you were bragging ????? "

I should of said just before 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What happens at nearly midnight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens at nearly midnight?"

fireworks ??

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