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Ever seen someone your own age and thought 'I don't look that old, surely' well.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old. Well, you’ll love this one….

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with that name who had been in the same high school class with me some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face and pot belly was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. “Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a Mustang,” He gleamed with pride.

“When did you graduate?” I asked.

He answered, “In 1967. Why do you ask?”

“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-xxxxx asked me…

“What did you teach?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever seen someone your own age and thought 'I don't look that old, surely'

yep... whenever I open mail from guys around my age.... looking in a mirror makes me think the same thing too though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever seen someone your own age and thought 'I don't look that old, surely'

yep... whenever I open mail from guys around my age.... looking in a mirror makes me think the same thing too though! "

Snap Laine! I always think ...Why's this ole grandad writin to me !!

Glass doesn't half bring reality home to me!

Still ...... it's all in the head Laine ...So lets' you n me stop lookin in mirrors and be forever forty??? .. ...................... thirty ??? Ya soft mare we'd never get away with twenty !!.

Or fort five Ha !!

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Yeah ...

Happened about a month back, me and a friend had been out and got the metro so far home, opposite us was 2 cpls chit-chatting never took much notice of them ...

We got off the train and so did this other cpl, we spoke at the door, he says its ------ ------ isnt it, my friend said WHO (she only knows me as my married name) lol..

I said it is, but I had no idea who this old, baldy bloke with the stick was..

Turns out we use to be in the same class at school, and I think I even went out with him a cpl of times

He says to me "you've never changed"

HE DONT KNOW ME AT ALL, maybe just aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah ...

Happened about a month back, me and a friend had been out and got the metro so far home, opposite us was 2 cpls chit-chatting never took much notice of them ...

We got off the train and so did this other cpl, we spoke at the door, he says its ------ ------ isnt it, my friend said WHO (she only knows me as my married name) lol..

I said it is, but I had no idea who this old, baldy bloke with the stick was..

Turns out we use to be in the same class at school, and I think I even went out with him a cpl of times

He says to me "you've never changed"

HE DONT KNOW ME AT ALL, maybe just aswell "

Did you hold your boobs up in school as well ?

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Yeah ...

Happened about a month back, me and a friend had been out and got the metro so far home, opposite us was 2 cpls chit-chatting never took much notice of them ...

We got off the train and so did this other cpl, we spoke at the door, he says its ------ ------ isnt it, my friend said WHO (she only knows me as my married name) lol..

I said it is, but I had no idea who this old, baldy bloke with the stick was..

Turns out we use to be in the same class at school, and I think I even went out with him a cpl of times

He says to me "you've never changed"

HE DONT KNOW ME AT ALL, maybe just aswell

Did you hold your boobs up in school as well ? "

Didnt have to 30yrs ago ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a school reunion,saw this guy with a bald head,white hair round the sides,more wrinkles than a pound of tripe etc.

I said to a friend "I can't remember him, what did he teach?".

It turned out he was an old class mate of mine and former school fanny magnet!!! R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah ...

Happened about a month back, me and a friend had been out and got the metro so far home, opposite us was 2 cpls chit-chatting never took much notice of them ...

We got off the train and so did this other cpl, we spoke at the door, he says its ------ ------ isnt it, my friend said WHO (she only knows me as my married name) lol..

I said it is, but I had no idea who this old, baldy bloke with the stick was..

Turns out we use to be in the same class at school, and I think I even went out with him a cpl of times

He says to me "you've never changed"

HE DONT KNOW ME AT ALL, maybe just aswell

Did you hold your boobs up in school as well ?

Didnt have to 30yrs ago ha ha

"

Sigh ...... We both know that THUNK! THUNK! when the bras come off then Lexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really, I am what I am - an old git but a happy git.

Seen guys a lot younger than me that look older and seen guys a lot older that look younger.

Jealous that black guys over 30 always look half thier age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was walking down the street once and saw Billy Roberts and old school friend from primary school, I hadn't seen him in donkeys years but he hadn't changed a bit.

I walked up to him and slapped him on the back saying "Billy you old dog great to see you" but he burst out crying and ran to his mum.

Then it dawned on me that if it was really Billy Roberts he would be much older now and probably look different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was walking down the street once and saw Billy Roberts and old school friend from primary school, I hadn't seen him in donkeys years but he hadn't changed a bit.

I walked up to him and slapped him on the back saying "Billy you old dog great to see you" but he burst out crying and ran to his mum.

Then it dawned on me that if it was really Billy Roberts he would be much older now and probably look different.

"

Funny that Jed. I laughed but to be serious when I haven't seen someone for years I image them as they were. So I'd never recognise anyone. Lost contacts are forever young in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often look at people my own age and think, "Fuck me, you've had a hard life!"

Regards,

An Ever Youthful 45y/o Wishy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was walking down the street once and saw Billy Roberts and old school friend from primary school, I hadn't seen him in donkeys years but he hadn't changed a bit.

I walked up to him and slapped him on the back saying "Billy you old dog great to see you" but he burst out crying and ran to his mum.

Then it dawned on me that if it was really Billy Roberts he would be much older now and probably look different.

Funny that Jed. I laughed but to be serious when I haven't seen someone for years I image them as they were. So I'd never recognise anyone. Lost contacts are forever young in my head. "

Thought it was just me, I sometimes see a young person who's the spitting image of someone I knew 25 years ago and think it's them.

Then I realise and tell myself to get a grip! R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people around my age, Jack, contact us, I usually feel ok, as I am quite comfortable with how I look. I've never smoked, so I haven't got the "smokers wrinkles", lol, I still work out regularly and am quite fit, and I think I have a decent physique for a bloke my age. The hair went years ago, but hey, it's been trendy for years to have a shaved head

But.....if a younger couple persuade us to agree to a meet, all sorts of negetive thoughts come into my head. Kate always tries to reassue me, usually with comments like "well **** thinks you're ok, and she's only 29" and she reminds me that I sometimes entertain youger ladies at parties.

I can't help thinking that the age gap is a "visable attribute"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If people around my age, Jack, contact us, I usually feel ok, as I am quite comfortable with how I look. I've never smoked, so I haven't got the "smokers wrinkles", lol, I still work out regularly and am quite fit, and I think I have a decent physique for a bloke my age. The hair went years ago, but hey, it's been trendy for years to have a shaved head "

I'm 45, have smoked since I was 9 and have very few wrinkles, a very small fleck of grey at my temples and all my body hair is still dark. If I let my beard grow it's slightly grey on my chin but that's about it.

I've drank loads in my youth and never worked out (I'm a fundamental lazy bastard tbh). Carrying a bit of a mid-drift but lost a stone since xmas - 2 more to go.

Can be verified at Chams in August lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm 45, have smoked since I was 9 and have very few wrinkles, a very small fleck of grey at my temples and all my body hair is still dark. If I let my beard grow it's slightly grey on my chin but that's about it.

I've drank loads in my youth and never worked out (I'm a fundamental lazy bastard tbh). Carrying a bit of a mid-drift but lost a stone since xmas - 2 more to go.

Can be verified at Chams in August lol "

Lucky fooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the bus a couple of years ago and I noticed a bloke looking at me and smiling.

I broke into a smile too: "John Smith" I said. "Jane Doe" he replied.

We both got chatting, catching up on old times, both agreeing the other hadn't changed a bit.

The last time we'd seen each other? July 1972!!

I think I'm aging well, not a line or wrinkle in sight and nothing drooping...well, not from the neck up, but blimey, the blokes my age do look old!

Good thing I like the Tommy Lee Jones/Clint Eastwood look, but to be fair they ARE old!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever seen someone your own age and thought 'I don't look that old, surely'

yep... whenever I open mail from guys around my age.... looking in a mirror makes me think the same thing too though!

Snap Laine! I always think ...Why's this ole grandad writin to me !!

Glass doesn't half bring reality home to me!

Still ...... it's all in the head Laine ...So lets' you n me stop lookin in mirrors and be forever forty??? .. ...................... thirty ??? Ya soft mare we'd never get away with twenty !!.

Or fort five Ha !!"

Hair dye, high heels and corsets...all cover a multitude of sins and enable me to commit a few more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just tell myself i had a hard paperround

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some one thought my sister was my mum ....shes 18 months older than me ....she wasnt a happy bunny ...but she does look like an old lady ...i really dont think i do and people tell me i could be mid/ late forties even with the arctic blonde hair !! im lucky ive got good skin that really helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bein fat has its bonuses! not many wrinkles round the face or eyes etc! grey disguised with hair dye had the damn things since i was 24! not bein vain but been told on a few occassions i dont look 33 i look 26 so there either a lot of old looking 26's or i do look a bit younger! x

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