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By *aintmike OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

now be honest,, xmas or birthday,,or anniversary,,

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

that would be anniversary...for my 4th wedding anniversary, my husband told me he didn't want to be with me anymore...he left 2 months later...

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By *aintmike OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"that would be anniversary...for my 4th wedding anniversary, my husband told me he didn't want to be with me anymore...he left 2 months later..."

aw sorry to hear that,, but look on the bright side,, your on here,,

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

you should be grateful for any present someone buys you (except maybe _ummy mummy

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They have taken time out of their life to consider you and bought something for you - even if it is crap!!!

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By *aintmike OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"you should be grateful for any present someone buys you (except maybe _ummy mummy

)

They have taken time out of their life to consider you and bought something

for you - even if it is crap!!!"

have you a problemo,, with me,,dear,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you should be grateful for any present someone buys you (except maybe _ummy mummy

)

They have taken time out of their life to consider you and bought something for you - even if it is crap!!!"

i have to agree with that, i make homemade cards and the amount of people dont understand how long its took to design and make makes me feel argggg

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"you should be grateful for any present someone buys you (except maybe _ummy mummy

)

They have taken time out of their life to consider you and bought something

for you - even if it is crap!!!

have you a problemo,, with me,,dear,,

nope not at all - why would you think that???

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By *aintmike OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

sorry maybe i picket it up wrong,,

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I bought K some oilskins for christmas one year so she could walk the dog and clear the runs out while it was raining ......... well I thought it was very thoughtful!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you should be grateful for any present someone buys you (except maybe _ummy mummy

)

They have taken time out of their life to consider you and bought something for you - even if it is crap!!!"

Normally yes, if they go to the trouble of selecting you a present, but.....

At Christmas, my partners Mum writes a list of who to get, then puts them in segments, then spends half hour grabbing X amount of Tshirts, X amount of deo sets, X amount of this and that.

Every year is the same, I get a Tshirt that's too small and one I wouldn't wear, deo that I am allergic to and my partner gets a poundland umbrella that lasts a week if that, and £20 in a card.

I'd rather she didn't bother, surely it's more generous to not have us on the spot having to lie and be grateful about it, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst present for me was for my 21st from my then girlfriend, I got a mug with 21 on and some jelly snakes.

Ok so we didn't have a lot of spare cash at that time, and I was grateful, that is until she went out the same day then came home with a pair of Doc Martin's for herself, most annoying is that she'd put me off buying some for myself for ages because she didn't like them, I was so peeved I made her take them back, lol

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

LOL...oh god I have only just remembered this...my Aunt got me for christmas one year a stuffed chicken door stop....I mean where could you buy something like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a pressure cooker from my ex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL...oh god I have only just remembered this...my Aunt got me for christmas one year a stuffed chicken door stop....I mean where could you buy something like that?"

The stuffed chicken door stop shop boom boom xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a pressure cooker from my ex....

That's NOT a good present?

oh shite, I better exchange this one then for Ms Rooney.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"I got a pressure cooker from my ex....

That's NOT a good present?

oh shite, I better exchange this one then for Ms Rooney.

Its a great pressie....especially if you buy it from one of my shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a pressure cooker from my ex....

That's NOT a good present?

oh shite, I better exchange this one then for Ms Rooney.

Its a great pressie....especially if you buy it from one of my shops

I got it form ebay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a pressure cooker from my ex....

That's NOT a good present?

oh shite, I better exchange this one then for Ms Rooney.

Its a great pressie....especially if you buy it from one of my shops

I got it form ebay.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

dont rub it in....twice

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a pressure cooker from my ex....

That's NOT a good present?

oh shite, I better exchange this one then for Ms Rooney.

Its a great pressie....especially if you buy it from one of my shops

It's not good when you get given it on your honeymoon as a wedding present.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"I got a pressure cooker from my ex....

That's NOT a good present?

oh shite, I better exchange this one then for Ms Rooney.

Its a great pressie....especially if you buy it from one of my shops

It's not good when you get given it on your honeymoon as a wedding present.

LMFAO on honeymoon....I can think of better things to be given on honeymoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a pressure cooker from my ex....

That's NOT a good present?

oh shite, I better exchange this one then for Ms Rooney.

Its a great pressie....especially if you buy it from one of my shops

It's not good when you get given it on your honeymoon as a wedding present.

LMFAO on honeymoon....I can think of better things to be given on honeymoon

On the positive side, I did keep the pressure cooker years longer than him, it did me better service!

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"now be honest,, xmas or birthday,,or anniversary,,

YES my mother-in-law bought me a box of broken biscuits

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

my ex brought me a hammer and a bag of nails for christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pearlised soap dish and scented soap with a bottle of shower gel.

Very nice but as I was sat in a trench half full of water surrounded by mud, snow and ice in minus 34 degrees and in the middle of a bombing raid on our location when it arrived it was a little "out of place"

But the thought was there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes my mum, who only ever buys something once in a blue moon, gave me paper knickers for one christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

paper knickers hey was it tracing paper by any chance hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A build your own Big Ben out of matchsticks one christmas as a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst present for me was for my 21st from my then girlfriend, I got a mug with 21 on and some jelly snakes.

When i was young, my mum and step dad bought my brother and i presents that probably totalled £20 for the both of us, strange though that they could manage to spend at least £100 on each other

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By *lways readyCouple
over a year ago

london/kent

hey guys

i can tell you never go out on the spur of the moment and buy your missus

a dogue de bordeaux (french mastiff)

i've never heard so much abuse come out of such a pleasant polite lady before gets worse after the dog has d*unk water ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was married to the ex husband i got anti wrinkle cream of his mum one xmas,she said i hope you like it doesnt look much but cost a lot,i was stunned i was only 22 at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was young, my mum and step dad bought my brother and i presents that probably totalled £20 for the both of us, strange though that they could manage to spend at least £100 on each other

That makes me sad that any adults could put themselves before their kids, I'd do without to ensure my kids didn't miss out on things.

My daughter and son once got £10 to share one christmas from my outlaws, who previous to my divorce, used to spend more on sweets on a cinema trip with them.

My son spent his £5 on fresh fruit to make us a fresh fruit salad for breakfast as I had once said to him, "you'll know we're not skint anymore when we have that on the table again every morning"

I choked on my tears with every mouthful I ate that day.

Like him you and your brother probably learned that you were the bigger persons then.xxxxxxx

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By *bwitchedwarlock69Couple
over a year ago

Batley, West Yorkshire

For our 3rd wedding anniversary my mum, bless her, bought me a selection of anti-aging products. I'm not even 30 yet and that was two years ago! Think she was trying to tell me something????

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By *aintmike OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

i think it was a bicycle pump,, with the immortal words,,

"go pump yourself",

nice mmm,,

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I had a bit of s crisis when I turned 30 - hated it, didn't want to mark it all, everyone knew I didn't want cards with 30 on them, or even any present at all.

Every fucking card...30.

But what was worse was what the OH got me - a silver goblet engraved "happy 30th".

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A really naff ashtray shaped like a cartoon black guy with dreads holding a drum... with 'Spain' written on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A t-shirt, it wasnt the t shirt that was bad it was the bollox I got fed behind it. I bought my then gf loads for xmas and i got basicly a tshirt and some sweet's I wasnt botherd though. she claimed it cost 50 quid which it obviously didnt, it was insanely too small so when i asked her to return it she said she couldnt because it was on sale. so that then verified she was being a big cheep scate, she always was happy for me to pay for everything and buy loads for her but would always try and get out off spending her own money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex mother-in-law would go out ever January to the sales and just but loads of cheap stuff and pack it away... November she would dig out the box and see what she could pair up with family and friends! she also put unwanted gifts she'd been given in there..

i received my own gift back one year, and another year i got an oven mitt and toilet roll cozy both in the shape of a pig!!!

she was also know to use wallpaper to wrap, cheap end of line roll could to everyone lol

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

stainless steel coffe pot set with toast rack , milk jug , sugar bowl etc

bought by 8 people

no they didnt all chip in , i got 8 fecking sets

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