FabSwingers.com forum: it is now officially Christmas season

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.

What you getting me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! Does this mean I can talk about Christmas trees and snow angels?? You can have a selection of Christmas puddings from Marks

Merry Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoot me now. Lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tan line on my bum

Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something that used to fill me full of excitement and wonder just leaves me full of dread, I have no reason why though as I buy very few gifts. I just feel totally worn out and underwhelmed by the time the day actually arrives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it should be barred till after guy Fawkes

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've been single for that many Christmases now I've forgot what it's like to have Christmas with someone other than my parents...I love Christmas but sometimes it would be nice to wake up next to someone special on Christmas Day morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sod off that is all

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Baahh Humbug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tan line on my bum

Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!

Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?

Your bum is on show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tan line on my bum

Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!

Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?

Your bum is on show

Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow

Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tan line on my bum

Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!

Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?

Your bum is on show

Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow

Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show

I'll keep serving them up, you keep knocking them out.

Except for an occasion when you serve one up, and I'll knock one out...

Oh wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can just fuck right off!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its not Christmas until the Coca Cola lorry ad. Even then, at least wait til after Hallowe'en!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So very cold

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"I've been single for that many Christmases now I've forgot what it's like to have Christmas with someone other than my parents...I love Christmas but sometimes it would be nice to wake up next to someone special on Christmas Day morning. "

I am with you on that one, I haven't woken up with anyone for 8 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can just fuck right off!!"

Where's your Christmas spirit??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tan line on my bum

Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!

Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?

Your bum is on show

Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow

Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show

Sits on his head?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am with you on that one, I haven't woken up with anyone for 8 years

This year might be your year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can just fuck right off!!"

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have already bought some Christmas gifts and sorted out the Christmas decorations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have already bought some Christmas gifts and sorted out the Christmas decorations."

I have bought one stocking present a five chocolates for my grandchildren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tan line on my bum

Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!

Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?

Your bum is on show

Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow

Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show

Sits on his head?

I'm not complaining

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By *osconangelCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

Bugger off christmas im looking forward to halloween

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

Lidl are selling mincemeat must be mince pie time

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bugger off christmas im looking forward to halloween"

I am to as it's party time for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tan line on my bum

Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!

Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?

Your bum is on show

Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow

Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show

Sits on his head?

I'm not complaining

Possibly because you can't breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have already bought some Christmas gifts and sorted out the Christmas decorations.

I have bought one stocking present a five chocolates for my grandchildren "

This going to be my first Christmas being a grandad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoot me now. Lol"
I can tell You like christmas, I know It,s to early

I got a catalogue threw the door In august

For christmas goods seems to be a general

Thing now with various companys and some

earlier in the year bl**dy ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it's not.

Halloween's first.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Lidl are selling mincemeat must be mince pie time"

As far as I am concerned, its always mince pie time. Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tan line on my bum

Its not christmas in my world for ages yet!

Sorry, did you say something about Christmas, the world and tan lines?

Your bum is on show

Sits on Travs head and sings in the tune of let it snow

Bum on show,bum on show,bum on show

Sits on his head?

I'm not complaining

Possibly because you can't breath

At least I'll go out with a smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod that, while you're all getting up to your presents I'll be going to bed after work. Then when you're all stuffed from Xmas dinner I'll be getting back up for work

So in that note BAH HUM BUG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lidl are selling mincemeat must be mince pie time

As far as I am concerned, its always mince pie time. Yum!"

I'm trying to make mulled wine an all-year thing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not Christmas until the Coca Cola lorry ad. Even then, at least wait til after Hallowe'en!"
Even thats to early..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod that, while you're all getting up to your presents I'll be going to bed after work. Then when you're all stuffed from Xmas dinner I'll be getting back up for work

So in that note BAH HUM BUG

We will think of you on Christmas day and eat an extra turkey leg on your behalf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Season's greetings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis the season to be jolly,

Fa la la la la la la la la.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.

They've just cleaned out the chicken sheds and it stinks. So I'm wondering if I should bottle the odour and sell it as perfume/cologne just in time for Xmas

Mmmmm essence of chicken shit

I think I'm on to a winner

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By *osconangelCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

"Bugger off christmas im looking forward to halloween

I am to as it's party time for me.

Us too are bike club have a party every year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod that, while you're all getting up to your presents I'll be going to bed after work. Then when you're all stuffed from Xmas dinner I'll be getting back up for work

So in that note BAH HUM BUG

We will think of you on Christmas day and eat an extra turkey leg on your behalf

Awww how kind of you

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Bought Christmas jumpers today for the kids....Primarni specials!!..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.

What you getting me?"

Christmas season? We are do everything and dusted! All presents bought and packed away. No last minute rushes for me this year!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.

What you getting me?"

arent all perfume ads pretentious all year round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong! merrily on high

In heaven the bells are ringing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can just fuck right off!!

Where's your Christmas spirit??"

Still in the supermarket Christmas starts mid December

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

although, if anyone is interested...i'd like some Micheal Kors Island

i had some a couple of years ago but my car got broken into and it was stolen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas Shmistmas.

Bah.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

So its 300 pairs of socks for the men and 200 boxes of Milk Tray for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.

What's that all about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your kidding right??? I love being single at Christmas! Everyone feels sorry for you and gets you awesome gifts, plus I can work and charge triple time without anyone moaning at me and all my clients come and have an obligatory Christmas cuddle with their horses and bring me breakfast and baileys coffee!! What could be better than that!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Good for you. That what makes the world a wonderful place we are all different in our wants and disires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.

What you getting me?"

I'm getting you a good slap for this thread.....bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have already bought some Christmas gifts and sorted out the Christmas decorations.

I have bought one stocking present a five chocolates for my grandchildren

This going to be my first Christmas being a grandad

You'll be forever poor from this Christmas on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas Shmistmas.

Bah."

*gasps* Ten Grinches and a Santa Claus the Movie for your penance young man!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"So its 300 pairs of socks for the men and 200 boxes of Milk Tray for the ladies

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I wouldn't go that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing with me...

Dashing through the snow

In a one-horse open sleigh

O'er the fields we go

Laughing all the way

Bells on bobtail ring

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to ride and sing

A sleighing song tonight!

(chorus)

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way;

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you. That what makes the world a wonderful place we are all different in our wants and disires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.

What you getting me?"

A slap if ya keep it up

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"So its 300 pairs of socks for the men and 200 boxes of Milk Tray for the ladies

I wouldn't go that far

299 pairs of socks then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.

What you getting me?

A slap if ya keep it up

Haha that's two he's getting, I promised him one as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having someone to spend Xmas with maybe?

It's supposed to be about giving. Not getting.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Good for you. That what makes the world a wonderful place we are all different in our wants and disires

Desires no disires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me,I must look for my Michael Ball Christmas cd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.

What you getting me?

A slap if ya keep it up

Haha that's two he's getting, I promised him one as well

tag team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.

What's that all about."

It's October.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.

What's that all about."

I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.

What's that all about.

I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!

Brussel sprout juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.

What's that all about.

I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!

Brussel sprout juice

Yes mixed with apple & pear ! I took a photo of it as it made me laugh !

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.

What's that all about.

I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!

Brussel sprout juice

Yes mixed with apple & pear ! I took a photo of it as it made me laugh !

Sounds like a deadly concoction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And checking the M&S Christmas cakes. So many have best before 24 Dec.

What's that all about.

I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!

Brussel sprout juice

Yes mixed with apple & pear ! I took a photo of it as it made me laugh !

I'd like to try some of this exotic juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!

Brussel sprout juice

Yes mixed with apple & pear ! I took a photo of it as it made me laugh !

I'd like to try some of this exotic juice."

Let us know what it tastes like and whether it has a chemical reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw apple, pear & Brussel sprout juice in there today ! Now that's just wrong!

Brussel sprout juice

Yes mixed with apple & pear ! I took a photo of it as it made me laugh !

I'd like to try some of this exotic juice.

Let us know what it tastes like and whether it has a chemical reaction.

I think he will be trumping till the new year after that

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"That reminds me,I must look for my Michael Ball Christmas cd "

Keep my Christmas CD's and movies with the decs, roll on Dec 1st...lol!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

its still way to soon for Christmas! end of November is when you think about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussel sprouts in the supermarket already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.

What you getting me?

A slap if ya keep it up

Haha that's two he's getting, I promised him one as well

tag team

He's potentially a very lucky boy

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

London.

Oh bugger off, please!

We need a longer, hotter summer first.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just put the turkey in the oven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoot me now. Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bloody Easter eggs will be here in about 10 weeks time too...!

FFS...Christmas should start in early December, to try to keep the magic of it a bit special. When it starts in October like it does these days, it spoils the whole thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started our Xmas shopping already.

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Boring ! Roll on summer !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nevermind the Coca Cola lorry ad, the first pretentious perfume/cologne adverts have begun to aire.

What you getting me?

A slap if ya keep it up

Haha that's two he's getting, I promised him one as well

tag team

He's potentially a very lucky boy

Though I agree with Wyrd any time is Mince pie time luvss um, and Karl2 cake time always

so best before 24th Dec means nothing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow would be good for Xmas. And family and friends all together at a special time. And it's all about jesus remember! Many forget that.

( but a giant flat screen telly and an xbox one, and some games for it. And a new car and clothes and new trainers and some aftershave and a watch and a holiday and some sunglasses as mine snapped and new skis)

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