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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)" No you just come across as jealous as that wasn't the question. | |||
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"When driving in the USA it's almost mandatory I try to keep it up in the uk too Leaves a hand free for the remote on my ICE unit so I can flick to the porn I like to watch on long trips Or summat like" Just commited a crime | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale) No you just come across as jealous as that wasn't the question. " No, you're quite right. Oh and it was a joke (a very poor one at that, I know. I don't think Lee Mack has any worries about my gag telling abilities) | |||
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"When driving in the USA it's almost mandatory I try to keep it up in the uk too Leaves a hand free for the remote on my ICE unit so I can flick to the porn I like to watch on long trips Or summat like Just commited a crime " Yes I know.... Call the 5:0 | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)" My partner drives a BMW - two hands My son drives an Audi - one hand Please feel free to analise | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale) My partner drives a BMW - two hands My son drives an Audi - one hand Please feel free to analise" What do you drive? | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale) No you just come across as jealous as that wasn't the question. No, you're quite right. Oh and it was a joke (a very poor one at that, I know. I don't think Lee Mack has any worries about my gag telling abilities)" You were right about the "once a" bit though. | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale) My partner drives a BMW - two hands My son drives an Audi - one hand Please feel free to analise" Nah, I won't bother thanks. It'll only continue to offend said drivers who take a (misfired) joke too personally My apologies to any Audi, Merc or BMW drivers incandescent with rage - that wasn't my intention so I retract my comment | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale) No you just come across as jealous as that wasn't the question. No, you're quite right. Oh and it was a joke (a very poor one at that, I know. I don't think Lee Mack has any worries about my gag telling abilities) You were right about the "once a" bit though." Yep. I sure was | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? " an the other hand where | |||
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel. " Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on. | |||
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel. Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on." this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching... | |||
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel. Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on. this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching..." Skills | |||
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel. " | |||
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel. Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on. this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching..." Or reading a book ... as witnessed on the autostrada between Venice and Milan | |||
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel. Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on. this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching... Or reading a book ... as witnessed on the autostrada between Venice and Milan " I used to see a van driver reading the paper on his steering wheel, and a man having a shave with an electric shaver while driving, every morning. I reported them both. | |||
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"I was going quite fast on my motor bike down the motor way when I was overtaken by another motorcyclist who only had one hand on the handle bars - look cool but crazy! " It's a motorbike if your going fast it takes effort to turn it lol. Above a 100 mph you can hit the bars pretty hard an not have anything happen. Oh if you do a lot of motorway commuting if you've got high mount crash bungs sling your knees/debt over them. Crash bung cruiser all the luxury of a harley without the hassle of having a tractor engine | |||
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel. Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on. this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching..." In Thailand I regularly saw entire families (including pets, and shopping) on one small moped. | |||
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel. Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on. this happens regularly in Cyprus...along with not signalling,smoking and chatting on phone while being as close as physically possible to the car infront without touching... Or reading a book ... as witnessed on the autostrada between Venice and Milan I used to see a van driver reading the paper on his steering wheel, and a man having a shave with an electric shaver while driving, every morning. I reported them both. " I'd better report you then : for that time on the M6 when you ate a victoria sponge (whole) and spent ages adjusting ur strap on in the fast lane. The fact they chaff on long journeys won't stand up in court ! | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale) My partner drives a BMW - two hands My son drives an Audi - one hand Please feel free to analise" well audi does stand for :-Another Untrained Driver Inside! | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale) My partner drives a BMW - two hands My son drives an Audi - one hand Please feel free to analise" Hehe anal :p | |||
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"I steer with my knees, there's no way I can apply make up, straighten my hair and text with my hands on the steering wheel. Joking aside I saw a woman doing that on the A23 one morning, she used her rear view mirror to put mascara on." Yep I have looked in my rear view mirror once to see the driver behind using eye lash curlers while driving, we often see people (usually men) with a lap top in the passenger seat typing on it as they drive and have seen lorry drivers watching dvd players. People scare me, I don't care if they kill or injure themselves through stupidity but give the rest of us a chance. | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? " WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? " Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss " Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide.. | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)" You forgot to mention 4x4 drivers! . | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide.. " I don't drive | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale) You forgot to mention 4x4 drivers! . " Ha ha, yeah I'm keeping my head down now burnt fingers and all that! | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? " Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears. | |||
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up. Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up. " | |||
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up. Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up. " Shall we really kick things off. As a cyclist, as well as being an Audi driver, I think all car drivers think they own the road so | |||
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up. Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up. Shall we really kick things off. As a cyclist, as well as being an Audi driver, I think all car drivers think they own the road so " We do! We pay road tax. (Throws grenade and retires to a safe distance) | |||
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up. Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up. Shall we really kick things off. As a cyclist, as well as being an Audi driver, I think all car drivers think they own the road so We do! We pay road tax. (Throws grenade and retires to a safe distance) " ROAD tax...... I'm not going to bite...much | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears. " just about to say the same.. Automatic... Both hands and in control | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? " God forbid something other than sex be mentioned anywhere on the site... Some of us do like a little time off every now and then Op...I find I do and I drive an old Vauxhall, although I did work for Audi so maybe that's where the bad habits started | |||
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up. Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up. Shall we really kick things off. As a cyclist, as well as being an Audi driver, I think all car drivers think they own the road so We do! We pay road tax. (Throws grenade and retires to a safe distance) " No you don't, no one does | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears. " Likes to be in control...drives an automatic | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears. Likes to be in control...drives an automatic " I have to. I have arthritis in my knees. Given the opportunity I would still drive a manual. | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears. Likes to be in control...drives an automatic " They only change gear, you still get to point and steer mine lets me decide when to open the window and everything. | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale)" I have two of those cars so im a nob | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? " How else are you meant to scratch your nuts? It's murder when the hairs start growing again! | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? " me I do this..the other usually on the gears..occasionally I like to slip my other hand in my panties & have a play with myself... | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears. Likes to be in control...drives an automatic They only change gear, you still get to point and steer mine lets me decide when to open the window and everything." Mine only lets me decide if i want hypothermia or heat stroke :p | |||
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"The BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers I expect. Once a nob, always a nob.. (And yes, I do know I have just committed Fabicide on a massive scale) I have two of those cars so im a nob " No you're not, as I retracted the statement | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide.. I don't drive " I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? me I do this..the other usually on the gears..occasionally I like to slip my other hand in my panties & have a play with myself... " You have three hands??? A | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide.. I don't drive I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about" He didn't comment, he asked a question. You could ask a question about brick laying if you wanted to. | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide.. I don't drive I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about" There really is no need to be so rude. | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? Never. I like to be in control. And since I drive an automatic I don't even need to take one hand off to change gears. just about to say the same.. Automatic... Both hands and in control " Become so lazy since got my automatic, it even has an arm rest to encourage one handed driving. .. Every morning I see drivers eating and drinking with one hand on their wheel, once saw someone with a coffee in one and mobile in other! | |||
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"As a pedestrian and a passenger for the love of god will you people pay more attentiom when driving and be in control of the wheel at all times! I was in a very bad accident when I was 17 due to a knobhead (in a bmw haha) who was racing through the streets of manchester and would have swerved us but one arm was resting out the window, by the time he did get both hands on the wheel it was to late to swerve us completely and we got side swiped! Soooo please please put phones away, makeup, etc and just drive " Here here | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide.. I don't drive I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about" So what do you know about? Apart from being angry, disrespectful and rude....? | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide.. I don't drive I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about So what do you know about? Apart from being angry, disrespectful and rude....?" I know alot about alot of things but wouldn't have a go at someone doing a task I knew nowt about driving is my forte so yes I know plenty about it | |||
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"How many of you keep only 1 hand on the steering? WTF..... I'm sure this is a swinging site?? One handed drivers, what next what direction do you stir your Tea,Coffee and/or hot chocolate?? Touched a nerve lol Oopppsss Seriously?? A nerve? About my driving habits I do more miles in a month than you do in a year I have nothing to hide.. I don't drive I'm not a brick Layer so I wouldn't comment on how to build a wall coz I know shit about it what gives you the right to comment on shit you know fuck all about So what do you know about? Apart from being angry, disrespectful and rude....? I know alot about alot of things but wouldn't have a go at someone doing a task I knew nowt about driving is my forte so yes I know plenty about it" i fail to see how the OP was 'having a go' by asking if people drove one handed? | |||
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"Ive been driving all night one hand on the Wheeel... Radar Love " Keep your eyes on the road and your HANDS upon the wheel.. Roadhouse blues by The Doors | |||
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"I think most drivers drive one handed. No matter what they say here. It's a habit we all pick up. Audi BMW and Mercedes drivers think they own the roads. Plus 4x4 drivers are catching them up. Shall we really kick things off. As a cyclist, as well as being an Audi driver, I think all car drivers think they own the road so We do! We pay road tax. (Throws grenade and retires to a safe distance) " As long as your aware your road tax pays for emissions and not the Tarmac! *throws grenade back* | |||
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