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"cock..........." I'll give you cock | |||
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"cock........... I'll give you cock "thank you very much | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm..... "still got an arse haven't you? | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
still got an arse haven't you? "My arse is a no flight zone | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
still got an arse haven't you? " | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
still got an arse haven't you?
My arse is a no flight zone "oh go on then we'll 68 and I'll owe you one | |||
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"Too many innuendos are afoot, so talking about something as innocent as buttered crumpets is bound to re-direct to sex. lol "I was talking to my vanilla friend and he said that he was taking his daughter to soft play....such an innocent comment but my mind went straight in the gutter when he said soft play | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
still got an arse haven't you?
My arse is a no flight zone
oh go on then we'll 68 and I'll owe you one "Now I know why I loves ya | |||
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"Tell the decorators that you like the way they've made a lot of wallpaper paste and you like its' smell and texture and could you please watch them splatter it on your walls. " Lol  | |||
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"I was talking to my vanilla friend and he said that he was taking his daughter to soft play....such an innocent comment but my mind went straight in the gutter when he said soft play "I tightrope walk along a line of innocence, but someone (whose name won't be mentioned) pushed me into full-on corruption and dirty-minded. I try very hard to still think innocently | |||
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"Id just join in with the decorators...." me too bit of blood sport never hurt anyone | |||
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"Id just join in with the decorators.... me too bit of blood sport never hurt anyone "I'd rather not subject some poor strange man to my monthlies ....lol | |||
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"A friend of mine recently said there are only two things that matter. Sex and money. So if sex is off the agenda that only leaves money." I'm fucking skint....so there is bob hope and no hope for me | |||
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"give them a wank and a gobble.... it'll pass the night." and get a bi lad in, once you have done that, you came rearrange the furnishings... | |||
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"Just flick the string out the way they not even notice "Trust you to lower the tone | |||
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"Just flick the string out the way they not even notice
Trust you to lower the tone " sorry I'm bored at work, fancy a shag | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you..." _iew always comes up with a sensible solution | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you..." ....... or just have cake... | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you..." No last time I did something remotely like that some bloke jizzed in my eye....have you ever had jizz in your eye? | |||
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"....have you ever had jizz in your eye? "ask yourself that question again... I have sailed in the oceans of jizz | |||
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"A friend of mine recently said there are only two things that matter. Sex and money. So if sex is off the agenda that only leaves money. I'm fucking skint....so there is bob hope and no hope for me "You really are right out of luck. | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you... _iew always comes up with a sensible solution "I don't think there is any pleasing her... | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you... No last time I did something remotely like that some bloke jizzed in my eye....have you ever had jizz in your eye? ". Haha ouch! It stings | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you... _iew always comes up with a sensible solution
I don't think there is any pleasing her... "it's the time of the month mate | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you... _iew always comes up with a sensible solution
I don't think there is any pleasing her...
it's the time of the month mate " | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you... No last time I did something remotely like that some bloke jizzed in my eye....have you ever had jizz in your eye? "do you have any stuffed toys ?, mixup some wall paper paste up, assemble the stuffed toys all round you and fling the paste over yourself... might be easier.. | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you... _iew always comes up with a sensible solution
I don't think there is any pleasing her...
it's the time of the month mate
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"Id just join in with the decorators.... me too bit of blood sport never hurt anyone " | |||
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"Id just join in with the decorators.... me too bit of blood sport never hurt anyone
"There you go pop over to Notts and full ya boots chops | |||
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"fook is there anything other than sex to talk about??? we dont do footy talk sorry lol "Just doesn't cut the mustard. | |||
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"Did someone mention cake??? "Me ....red velvet cake mmmmm. | |||
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"You lot are just piss taking beep beep beep lol " | |||
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"You lot are just piss taking beep beep beep lol "You know if you were a single guy the advice would just be "go have a wank!"
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"You lot are just piss taking beep beep beep lol
"But you _iew are lovely | |||
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"You lot are just piss taking beep beep beep lol
But you _iew are lovely "thank you | |||
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"so about that bukakakakakee "Do you want to watch | |||
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"so about that bukakakakakee
Do you want to watch "aye go on then,,,, | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm..... "When the river runs red Use the dirt track instead | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead " my ass just twitched then lol | |||
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"Id just join in with the decorators...." Exactly. It's only a bit of blood x | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead
my ass just twitched then lol "BEHAVE, I'm trying to eat me tea | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead
my ass just twitched then lol
BEHAVE, I'm trying to eat me tea"Says you | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead
my ass just twitched then lol
BEHAVE, I'm trying to eat me tea
Says you "Red wine white wine tis only fluid and we all got washing machines | |||
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"You lot are just piss taking beep beep beep lol "Ooh watersports. | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead
my ass just twitched then lol
BEHAVE, I'm trying to eat me tea
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Red wine white wine tis only fluid and we all got washing machines
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm.....
When the river runs red
Use the dirt track instead "ive already suggested that she's having none of it | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you... No last time I did something remotely like that some bloke jizzed in my eye....have you ever had jizz in your eye? "FFS how many times does a bloke have to say sorry | |||
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"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming " no one likes flies buzzing around when the decorators are in  | |||
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"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming "Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug | |||
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"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming
Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug "Given up on your request, then? That's more like it | |||
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"Miss cheekychops you look gorgeous. X " Aww thank you | |||
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"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming
Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug
Given up on your request, then? That's more like it "Shhhhh you I'll deal with you later | |||
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"Miss cheekychops you look gorgeous. X Aww thank you "We always say what we think, open and honest we are. How about having cum shot over your lower back J loves having it done to her. . X | |||
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"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming
Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug "Aw thank you... | |||
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"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming
Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug
Given up on your request, then? That's more like it
Shhhhh you I'll deal with you later "I'll hold you to that... Or rather, I'll hold it to you... Or I'll have you hold it... Or something lol | |||
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"Talking of decorators being in, that's what I've been doing all day and a bloody fly has just landed in and ruined my nice new almost dry gloss work! Fuming
Aww here is a blow job...l mean hug
Given up on your request, then? That's more like it
Shhhhh you I'll deal with you later
I'll hold you to that... Or rather, I'll hold it to you... Or I'll have you hold it... Or something lol" keep holding it | |||
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"do a bukakakekake thingymumybob..., when they all stand around and jizz over you... No last time I did something remotely like that some bloke jizzed in my eye....have you ever had jizz in your eye? "Stings super bad and you end up hating the stuff | |||
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"My cork needs popping "Ay! Not if it's gonna go flying in my eye | |||
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"You lot are just piss taking beep beep beep lol "i love piss lol | |||
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"The weather is nice  "Not in the middlands it's raining | |||
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"The weather is nice
Not in the middlands it's raining "This morning was awful but rest of the days been so nice | |||
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"The weather is nice
Not in the middlands it's raining
This morning was awful but rest of the days been so nice "Bad this morning here too but been cloudy and odd rain shower. It's always better in Somerset | |||
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"Never been a fan of PP" I like privateparts!, he's a good chap. | |||
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"The weather is nice
Not in the middlands it's raining
This morning was awful but rest of the days been so nice
Bad this morning here too but been cloudy and odd rain shower. It's always better in Somerset "It is rather nice in the kuntry yes x | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm..... "seduce the decorators  | |||
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"The weather is nice
Not in the middlands it's raining
This morning was awful but rest of the days been so nice
Bad this morning here too but been cloudy and odd rain shower. It's always better in Somerset
It is rather nice in the kuntry yes x
"My family live there & I do my bit to keep cider production flowing | |||
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"Did someone mention cake???
Me ....red velvet cake mmmmm. "Mmmmm lush........and the sound of the cake | |||
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"Talking about sex....I'm like a dog on heat but alas the decorators are in.... ....let's talk about ermmmm..... "Get your wand out and get some relief. | |||
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"I've had chocolate cake and sex today. Just saying. " | |||
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