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By (user no longer on site) OP   
Forum Mod
over a year ago

The new NSA?

I keep seeing it on profiles at the moment

See.....Im that bored im reading profiles

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

We can just see it now - we turn up with the bag of tricks (condoms, flannels, plastic backed mats, lube, cock ring etc..) and they turn up with a pack of cards and a Tina Turner CD

Shudders....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The new NSA?

I keep seeing it on profiles at the moment

See.....Im that bored im reading profiles "
can someone come up with a new "genuine people only" please

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have never really understood the need to state "NSA" on a swinging site profile.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

ahh then you haven;t spotted the profiles where the couples want to wine and dine you and remain friends for life..

We are like - trust us - if you meet us you have pulled - no need for the prawn cocktail, steak and vienetta from a Berni Inn...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"ahh then you haven;t spotted the profiles where the couples want to wine and dine you and remain friends for life..

We are like - trust us - if you meet us you have pulled - no need for the prawn cocktail, steak and vienetta from a Berni Inn..."

i want steak and vienetta

no one ever offers to take me out for a meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ahh then you haven;t spotted the profiles where the couples want to wine and dine you and remain friends for life..

We are like - trust us - if you meet us you have pulled - no need for the prawn cocktail, steak and vienetta from a Berni Inn..."

Bugger that ! If there's a chance of some free nosh and some booze - go for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I have never really understood the need to state "NSA" on a swinging site profile."

Neither do I but sometimes I suposse you have to state the bleeding obvious to those that are unaware this is'nt harmony.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never really understood the need to state "NSA" on a swinging site profile.

Neither do I but sometimes I suposse you have to state the bleeding obvious to those that are unaware this is'nt harmony.com "

It's easier than saying "if you try to tie me up I'll cut ya fucking balls off with a rusty pair of secateurs!"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Did someone offer a nosh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I have never really understood the need to state "NSA" on a swinging site profile.

Neither do I but sometimes I suposse you have to state the bleeding obvious to those that are unaware this is'nt harmony.com

It's easier than saying "if you try to tie me up I'll cut ya fucking balls off with a rusty pair of secateurs!" "

I would'nt say that to anyone that tried to tie me up,that would be rude and I was brunged up better than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

Swing

Alone

You'll be called lonely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The new NSA?

I keep seeing it on profiles at the moment

See.....Im that bored im reading profiles "

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I had it on mine for nearly a year, so nothing new I believe!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I have never really understood the need to state "NSA" on a swinging site profile.

Neither do I but sometimes I suposse you have to state the bleeding obvious to those that are unaware this is'nt harmony.com "

You mean like profiles which just stated...

"here looking for fun" and then send a message saying "looking for fun u interested"

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I tend to reply "no thanks I'd like to try a bit of mysery for a change"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ahh then you haven;t spotted the profiles where the couples want to wine and dine you and remain friends for life..

We are like - trust us - if you meet us you have pulled - no need for the prawn cocktail, steak and vienetta from a Berni Inn...

Bugger that ! If there's a chance of some free nosh and some booze - go for it "

Blimey! I've been selling myself short with pork scratchings and a lager top!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I have never really understood the need to state "NSA" on a swinging site profile.

Neither do I but sometimes I suposse you have to state the bleeding obvious to those that are unaware this is'nt harmony.com

You mean like profiles which just stated...

"here looking for fun" and then send a message saying "looking for fun u interested"

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I tend to reply "no thanks I'd like to try a bit of mysery for a change""

I say no im looking for one half of a pair of shoes that I lost in my narniaesque wardrobe

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Actually reminds us of a bad meet the other week - we spent longer in the Burger King afterwards than the actual meet itself

We felt so ashamed... we normally eat healthily but fridays are not only perv days but bad eating days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Actually reminds us of a bad meet the other week - we spent longer in the Burger King afterwards than the actual meet itself

We felt so ashamed... we normally eat healthily but fridays are not only perv days but bad eating days"

We have bad eating days the the day after meets when we're too tired to cook properly

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can i just say you had me at Viennetta!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"can i just say you had me at Viennetta!!!!!! "

You're soooo easy to please......I may have one in the freezer from the 80s

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"can i just say you had me at Viennetta!!!!!! "

Blimey and you spelt it correctly - unilever will be pleased

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I may have one in the freezer from the 80s "

Family heirloom..?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Does anyone want complicated fun?

Apart from me

The more complicated, the better...all intertwined, interlaced, overlapped and generally jumbled up....

Who's with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Does anyone want complicated fun?

Apart from me

The more complicated, the better...all intertwined, interlaced, overlapped and generally jumbled up....

Who's with me? "

You just want to play twister

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Good in practice but bad for the photographic mementos

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"You just want to play twister "

Always...

One of the many gaps in my life history - never played twister...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Does anyone want complicated fun?

Apart from me

The more complicated, the better...all intertwined, interlaced, overlapped and generally jumbled up....

Who's with me? "

Some of my favourite positions need a schematic

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Some of my favourite positions need a schematic "

I've spent the last two weeks making flowcharts, the last thing I need is a schematic...shagging you shouldn't feel like a work task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never really understood the need to state "NSA" on a swinging site profile."

Well perhaps they dont like tampax lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can just see it now - we turn up with the bag of tricks (condoms, flannels, plastic backed mats, lube, cock ring etc..) and they turn up with a pack of cards and a Tina Turner CD

Shudders...."

Or Twister

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"We can just see it now - we turn up with the bag of tricks (condoms, flannels, plastic backed mats, lube, cock ring etc..) and they turn up with a pack of cards and a Tina Turner CD

Shudders....

Or Twister "

twister and baby oil is good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never really understood the need to state "NSA" on a swinging site profile.

Well perhaps they dont like tampax lol xx "

hey up could use you as a tampax hun yer the rite size for me muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

hey up could use you as a tampax hun yer the rite size for me muff"

You should know hun xx

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By *andyTrucker59Man
over a year ago

north east

Don't need to take you out for meal. You would be the MAIN COURSE for diner, and be enjoyed as dessert as well.

Yummy Yummy

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Blimey Craig, you've made quite an impact there.

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"We can just see it now - we turn up with the bag of tricks (condoms, flannels, plastic backed mats, lube, cock ring etc..) and they turn up with a pack of cards and a Tina Turner CD

Shudders...."

Plastic backed mats, are we talking car mats here or what

Am I having another blonde moment

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