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"Nothing like a boring Friday night.... and if you believe that!" I don't want to believe it if that counts lol | |||
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"well i am being very rock and roll tonight and am trying to finish knitting a scarf lol the rate i knit it will be ready for Christmas " I'll order one if I can have it for 1st November... Scarves can be oh so handy though | |||
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"Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here May even re paint my toenails woop woop!" I made the same mistake....... and now my toenails look interesting | |||
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"Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here May even re paint my toenails woop woop! I made the same mistake....... and now my toenails look interesting " Eeeeew! That's perverse! hehehe | |||
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"it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol " That would be why I forgot how quiet it is in here on a Friday night. I'll know better next time I am planning the diary. | |||
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"well i am being very rock and roll tonight and am trying to finish knitting a scarf lol the rate i knit it will be ready for Christmas I'll order one if I can have it for 1st November... Scarves can be oh so handy though " ooohhh yes they can - this one is goig to have handy pockets on hahahaha | |||
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"it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol That would be why I forgot how quiet it is in here on a Friday night. I'll know better next time I am planning the diary." Diary? Back of a postage stamp for me | |||
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"Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here May even re paint my toenails woop woop! I made the same mistake....... and now my toenails look interesting Eeeeew! That's perverse! hehehe " I meant painting them......... not the clippings on the carpet | |||
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"it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol That would be why I forgot how quiet it is in here on a Friday night. I'll know better next time I am planning the diary. Diary? Back of a postage stamp for me " Glue fetish? | |||
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"Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here May even re paint my toenails woop woop! I made the same mistake....... and now my toenails look interesting Eeeeew! That's perverse! hehehe I meant painting them......... not the clippings on the carpet " The true test of Zenism is clipping one's toenails, letting them fall where they may and never finding them again. Things are what they are and will be what they will. Let me know how you get on and if the next guy in ya bed calls you a minger for leaving nail clippings in ya bed then its karma - he aint the one!! | |||
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"it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol That would be why I forgot how quiet it is in here on a Friday night. I'll know better next time I am planning the diary. Diary? Back of a postage stamp for me Glue fetish?" Small writer | |||
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"Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here May even re paint my toenails woop woop! I made the same mistake....... and now my toenails look interesting Eeeeew! That's perverse! hehehe I meant painting them......... not the clippings on the carpet The true test of Zenism is clipping one's toenails, letting them fall where they may and never finding them again. Things are what they are and will be what they will. Let me know how you get on and if the next guy in ya bed calls you a minger for leaving nail clippings in ya bed then its karma - he aint the one!! " That actually made me make a noise - I think they call it laughter | |||
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"it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol That would be why I forgot how quiet it is in here on a Friday night. I'll know better next time I am planning the diary. Diary? Back of a postage stamp for me Glue fetish? Small writer " Oooowwww... nimble fingers then. | |||
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"Small writer Oooowwww... nimble fingers then." They know what is expected of them | |||
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"Small writer Oooowwww... nimble fingers then. They know what is expected of them " **thinks hard ... must remember how to flirt... think bitch think...** . . . . Fancy a shag? | |||
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"Now if you'd say "You cock would look great in me" you'd have been in with a shout. We're not machines you know! " Not a machine.....Feck You! I found me a RoboCock | |||
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"**thinks hard of witty reply without seeming needy**..... . . . . you're on " Nope... period free here so I won't be using that excuse . . . . . . . . . . . . Oh I see what you mean now | |||
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"period free " You're still at school? At this time? It's 10pm!! | |||
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"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved!" 'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better | |||
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"period free You're still at school? At this time? It's 10pm!! " The forum thread of deliberately misunderstood lines Maybe it's a very late detention though? | |||
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"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved! 'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better " ... just as soon as your detention is over Your place or mine? | |||
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"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved! 'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better ... just as soon as your detention is over Your place or mine?" Mine - I have homework.... french oral | |||
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"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved! 'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better ... just as soon as your detention is over Your place or mine? Mine - I have homework.... french oral " Beats knitting lessons from eveshamgal Hope they've set enough homework for the weekend | |||
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"Well I have the sitting duty tonight.. mrs new is getting covered in mud in a field somewhere (and no - not dogging) We actually would normally be on cam over at our other swingers site (the vanilla one where we never get laid)" Glad you clarified that then! And I thought the world revolved around here? | |||
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"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved! 'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better ... just as soon as your detention is over Your place or mine? Mine - I have homework.... french oral Beats knitting lessons from eveshamgal Hope they've set enough homework for the weekend " I do find I need to repeat oral exercises quite a few times before I am happy that I have gasped it sufficiently. | |||
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"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved! 'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better ... just as soon as your detention is over Your place or mine? Mine - I have homework.... french oral Beats knitting lessons from eveshamgal Hope they've set enough homework for the weekend " hahaha your loss - got some good tricks with the bigger knitting needles!!!!! | |||
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"Beats knitting lessons from eveshamgal hahaha your loss - got some good tricks with the bigger knitting needles!!!!!" | |||
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"Like the idea of you gasping " You'd like the sensation even more | |||
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"Like the idea of you gasping You'd like the sensation even more " Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon | |||
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"I'm camping, only just logged on to the internet. " Modern, tents these days! | |||
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"Like the idea of you gasping You'd like the sensation even more Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon" Cool.... do I still get a shag though? | |||
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"They come with built-in internets, they're called intertents." | |||
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"Got EHU, brought my lappy and a mobile internet dongle. Not out in the middle of nowhere, near a city centre in fact. " Can't beat an organised camper! Not been camping for years... well, since school (massive electrical storm in Northern France c. 1991) | |||
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"Like the idea of you gasping You'd like the sensation even more Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon Cool.... do I still get a shag though?" Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof | |||
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"Like the idea of you gasping You'd like the sensation even more Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon Cool.... do I still get a shag though? Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof " You're not gonna make me put them over my head are you? All I want is one shag where I don't find myself reading washing instructions. | |||
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"Like the idea of you gasping You'd like the sensation even more Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon Cool.... do I still get a shag though? Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof You're not gonna make me put them over my head are you? All I want is one shag where I don't find myself reading washing instructions." I get the impression the bedding may need changing, but that can wait | |||
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"Like the idea of you gasping You'd like the sensation even more Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon Cool.... do I still get a shag though? Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof You're not gonna make me put them over my head are you? All I want is one shag where I don't find myself reading washing instructions. I get the impression the bedding may need changing, but that can wait " That's a much better suggestion than put it over your head inside-out | |||
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"Like the idea of you gasping You'd like the sensation even more Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon Cool.... do I still get a shag though? Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof You're not gonna make me put them over my head are you? All I want is one shag where I don't find myself reading washing instructions. I get the impression the bedding may need changing, but that can wait That's a much better suggestion than put it over your head inside-out " Depends how far you want to take it | |||
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"Like the idea of you gasping You'd like the sensation even more Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon Cool.... do I still get a shag though? Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof You're not gonna make me put them over my head are you? All I want is one shag where I don't find myself reading washing instructions. I get the impression the bedding may need changing, but that can wait That's a much better suggestion than put it over your head inside-out Depends how far you want to take it " Balls deep usually. . . . . . . . . . . . Oh I see what you mean now | |||
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"now that is funny.. had me in stiches Best I could come up with in response is - for some reason I always end up staring underneath a couples sofa" This forum comment is sponsored by DFS | |||
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"You 2 still here sort it out" This is akin to chatting in a bar ... think polo's pillow cases need an airing though | |||
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"Depends how far you want to take it " Jesus Christ man, if you don't go and shag her, I will.....and I'll wear the pillow case, no problem | |||
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"You 2 still here sort it out This is akin to chatting in a bar ... think polo's pillow cases need an airing though " I don't know about my pillow cases... but my gash needs a right good pounding. . . . . . . . . . . Did I say too much again? | |||
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"Did I say too much again?" No, that's common knowledge... | |||
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"You 2 still here sort it out This is akin to chatting in a bar ... think polo's pillow cases need an airing though I don't know about my pillow cases... but my gash needs a right good pounding. . . . Did I say too much again?" You'd say anything to get out of doing the housework. Lazy bint. | |||
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"You 2 still here sort it out This is akin to chatting in a bar ... think polo's pillow cases need an airing though I don't know about my pillow cases... but my gash needs a right good pounding. . . . Did I say too much again? You'd say anything to get out of doing the housework. Lazy bint. " | |||
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"No, you didn't give me your address. (Elbows Badger out of the way....)" TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! " I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type..." Only after one has had a curry | |||
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"Only after one has had a curry " eww........ | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... Only after one has had a curry " Mmmmmmm food sex | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... Only after one has had a curry Mmmmmmm food sex " Are you sure you've thought this through? | |||
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"I am off to bed, play nice, whoever are still up! Night night! " Night night enjoy the rest of your camping weekend | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... Only after one has had a curry Mmmmmmm food sex Are you sure you've thought this through? " Soon be warm again... and we know what happens to ice cream and chocolate then | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... Only after one has had a curry Mmmmmmm food sex Are you sure you've thought this through? Soon be warm again... and we know what happens to ice cream and chocolate then " Clearly nothing I type makes any difference to this thribble, so flugelhorn. | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... Only after one has had a curry Mmmmmmm food sex Are you sure you've thought this through? " It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through' | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... Only after one has had a curry Mmmmmmm food sex Are you sure you've thought this through? Soon be warm again... and we know what happens to ice cream and chocolate then " The price goes up? | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... Only after one has had a curry Mmmmmmm food sex Are you sure you've thought this through? It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through'" Not so sure humour is appreciated in some parts | |||
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"It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through'" Yes, but could you make one that all would understand? | |||
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"It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through' Yes, but could you make one that all would understand?" Make your own curry! | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... Only after one has had a curry Mmmmmmm food sex Are you sure you've thought this through? It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through' Not so sure humour is appreciated in some parts " I don't know about that... you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not | |||
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"It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through' Yes, but could you make one that all would understand? Make your own curry!" Nicely done.... | |||
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"you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not " How open is this invitation? | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... Only after one has had a curry Mmmmmmm food sex Are you sure you've thought this through? It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through' Not so sure humour is appreciated in some parts I don't know about that... you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not " Who says it's the humour I want to try on your parts? | |||
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"you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not How open is this invitation? " About as open as my dripping snatch. . . . . . . . . . . . I said too much again didn't I? | |||
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"you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not How open is this invitation? About as open as my dripping snatch. . . . . . . . . . . . I said too much again didn't I?" Give the girl a magic wand or something!!!! ......shes rampant tonight | |||
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"Its late I thought badger said he wanted to try on your pants " Only on a blue moon! | |||
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"Well i would be normally here on a fri night but im not xx " But really you are... but you're not... Hell, this is confusing now! | |||
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"About as open as my dripping snatch. " In the immortal words of every cab company that has been chased for a non-arrival... "I'm just pulling into your street" | |||
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"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type... Only after one has had a curry Mmmmmmm food sex Are you sure you've thought this through? It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through' Not so sure humour is appreciated in some parts I don't know about that... you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not Who says it's the humour I want to try on your parts? " My bad - I misread your last PM... I thought it said titter... I've re-read it and now see it says spunk on your tits from the top of the wardrobe. | |||
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"you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not How open is this invitation? About as open as my dripping snatch. . . . . . . . . . . . I said too much again didn't I?" You need something to plug the dripping | |||
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"My bad - I misread your last PM... I thought it said titter... I've re-read it and now see it says spunk on your tits from the top of the wardrobe." What an appealing proposition | |||
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"About as open as my dripping snatch. In the immortal words of every cab company that has been chased for a non-arrival... "I'm just pulling into your street"" It's not that wide ya cheeky fecker! | |||
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"It's not that wide ya cheeky fecker!" hmmm, 4/10 for that one. Required a bit of a stretch... (take that as you choose ) | |||
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"My bad - I misread your last PM... I thought it said titter... I've re-read it and now see it says spunk on your tits from the top of the wardrobe. What an appealing proposition " You want your tits spunked on???? WTF? | |||
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" (take that as you choose )" Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it. | |||
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"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it." Oh dear. Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so... | |||
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"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it. Oh dear. Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so..." I wouldn't bother looking for my mojo... I think the batteries are flat. | |||
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"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it. Oh dear. Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so..." I won't say a word... | |||
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"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it. Oh dear. Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so... I won't say a word... " Until I take the ball-gag off ya | |||
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"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it. Oh dear. Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so... I won't say a word... Until I take the ball-gag off ya " So that's why I've been so quiet | |||
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"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it. Oh dear. Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so... I won't say a word... Until I take the ball-gag off ya " Ding dong, now we're talking. Or not, as the case may be... | |||
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"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it. Oh dear. Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so... I won't say a word... Until I take the ball-gag off ya Ding dong, now we're talking. Or not, as the case may be..." ** sounds of muffled speech permeate the forum ** | |||
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"Muffling speach.... a ball-gag sounds good, but I do like the idea of just sitting on the face... ball-gag or face sitting... which is best... only one wat to decide.... FIGHT!" After the break we'll find out that face sitting wins easily... mmmmmm (and that's the sound of enjoyment, just to be clear) | |||
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"Nighty night folks.......... and in the words of Vinnie Jones...... it's been emotional." And in the words of Rolf Harris... It's been emultional. | |||
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