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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we're just off to the pub. I fancy a couple of Cornish Rattler Cider's

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Well if that's as good as it gets, I may have to dial-a-dick on the ol' shag phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like a boring Friday night.... and if you believe that!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Nothing like a boring Friday night.... and if you believe that!"

I don't want to believe it if that counts lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

well i am being very rock and roll tonight and am trying to finish knitting a scarf lol

the rate i knit it will be ready for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing like a boring Friday night.... and if you believe that!

I don't want to believe it if that counts lol"

Glad of that then! Oh to be having something more interesting that watching Usain Bolt and typing away on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i am being very rock and roll tonight and am trying to finish knitting a scarf lol

the rate i knit it will be ready for Christmas

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I'll order one if I can have it for 1st November... Scarves can be oh so handy though

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too

So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here

May even re paint my toenails woop woop!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too

So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here

May even re paint my toenails woop woop!"

I made the same mistake....... and now my toenails look interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too

So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here

May even re paint my toenails woop woop!

I made the same mistake....... and now my toenails look interesting "

Eeeeew! That's perverse! hehehe

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol "

That would be why I forgot how quiet it is in here on a Friday night.

I'll know better next time I am planning the diary.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"well i am being very rock and roll tonight and am trying to finish knitting a scarf lol

the rate i knit it will be ready for Christmas

I'll order one if I can have it for 1st November... Scarves can be oh so handy though "

ooohhh yes they can - this one is goig to have handy pockets on

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol

That would be why I forgot how quiet it is in here on a Friday night.

I'll know better next time I am planning the diary."

Diary? Back of a postage stamp for me

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too

So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here

May even re paint my toenails woop woop!

I made the same mistake....... and now my toenails look interesting

Eeeeew! That's perverse! hehehe "

I meant painting them......... not the clippings on the carpet

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol

That would be why I forgot how quiet it is in here on a Friday night.

I'll know better next time I am planning the diary.

Diary? Back of a postage stamp for me "

Glue fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too

So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here

May even re paint my toenails woop woop!

I made the same mistake....... and now my toenails look interesting

Eeeeew! That's perverse! hehehe

I meant painting them......... not the clippings on the carpet "

The true test of Zenism is clipping one's toenails, letting them fall where they may and never finding them again. Things are what they are and will be what they will. Let me know how you get on and if the next guy in ya bed calls you a minger for leaving nail clippings in ya bed then its karma - he aint the one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol

That would be why I forgot how quiet it is in here on a Friday night.

I'll know better next time I am planning the diary.

Diary? Back of a postage stamp for me

Glue fetish?"

Small writer

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Im saving myself for tomorrow but im beginning to wish id taken up an offer we had for tonight too

So im sipping a drink,watching the TV and lurking in here

May even re paint my toenails woop woop!

I made the same mistake....... and now my toenails look interesting

Eeeeew! That's perverse! hehehe

I meant painting them......... not the clippings on the carpet

The true test of Zenism is clipping one's toenails, letting them fall where they may and never finding them again. Things are what they are and will be what they will. Let me know how you get on and if the next guy in ya bed calls you a minger for leaving nail clippings in ya bed then its karma - he aint the one!! "

That actually made me make a noise - I think they call it laughter

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"it dont get that busy cos its friday and most ppl are out shagging lolol

That would be why I forgot how quiet it is in here on a Friday night.

I'll know better next time I am planning the diary.

Diary? Back of a postage stamp for me

Glue fetish?

Small writer "

Oooowwww... nimble fingers then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Small writer

Oooowwww... nimble fingers then."

They know what is expected of them

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Small writer

Oooowwww... nimble fingers then.

They know what is expected of them "

**thinks hard ... must remember how to flirt... think bitch think...**

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Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if you'd say "You cock would look great in me" you'd have been in with a shout. We're not machines you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**thinks hard of witty reply without seeming needy**.....

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you're on

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Now if you'd say "You cock would look great in me" you'd have been in with a shout. We're not machines you know! "

Not a machine.....Feck You! I found me a RoboCock

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"**thinks hard of witty reply without seeming needy**.....

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you're on "

Nope... period free here so I won't be using that excuse

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Oh I see what you mean now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"period free "

You're still at school?

At this time?

It's 10pm!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved!"

'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"period free

You're still at school?

At this time?

It's 10pm!! "

The forum thread of deliberately misunderstood lines Maybe it's a very late detention though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved!

'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better "

... just as soon as your detention is over

Your place or mine?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved!

'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better

... just as soon as your detention is over

Your place or mine?"

Mine - I have homework.... french oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved!

'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better

... just as soon as your detention is over

Your place or mine?

Mine - I have homework.... french oral "

Beats knitting lessons from eveshamgal

Hope they've set enough homework for the weekend

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Well I have the sitting duty tonight.. mrs new is getting covered in mud in a field somewhere (and no - not dogging)

We actually would normally be on cam over at our other swingers site (the vanilla one where we never get laid)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I have the sitting duty tonight.. mrs new is getting covered in mud in a field somewhere (and no - not dogging)

We actually would normally be on cam over at our other swingers site (the vanilla one where we never get laid)"

Glad you clarified that then!

And I thought the world revolved around here?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved!

'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better

... just as soon as your detention is over

Your place or mine?

Mine - I have homework.... french oral

Beats knitting lessons from eveshamgal

Hope they've set enough homework for the weekend "

I do find I need to repeat oral exercises quite a few times before I am happy that I have gasped it sufficiently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the idea of you gasping

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Clever I'll remember not to use that line again Got what I deserved!

'Bend over and get ready to bite the pillow' works so much better

... just as soon as your detention is over

Your place or mine?

Mine - I have homework.... french oral

Beats knitting lessons from eveshamgal

Hope they've set enough homework for the weekend "

hahaha your loss - got some good tricks with the bigger knitting needles!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beats knitting lessons from eveshamgal

hahaha your loss - got some good tricks with the bigger knitting needles!!!!!"

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Like the idea of you gasping "

You'd like the sensation even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like the idea of you gasping

You'd like the sensation even more "

Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm camping, only just logged on to the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm camping, only just logged on to the internet. "

Modern, tents these days!

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

They come with built-in internets, they're called intertents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got EHU, brought my lappy and a mobile internet dongle.

Not out in the middle of nowhere, near a city centre in fact.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Like the idea of you gasping

You'd like the sensation even more

Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon"

Cool.... do I still get a shag though?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"They come with built-in internets, they're called intertents."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got EHU, brought my lappy and a mobile internet dongle.

Not out in the middle of nowhere, near a city centre in fact. "

Can't beat an organised camper! Not been camping for years... well, since school (massive electrical storm in Northern France c. 1991)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like the idea of you gasping

You'd like the sensation even more

Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon

Cool.... do I still get a shag though?"

Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Like the idea of you gasping

You'd like the sensation even more

Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon

Cool.... do I still get a shag though?

Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof "

You're not gonna make me put them over my head are you?

All I want is one shag where I don't find myself reading washing instructions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like the idea of you gasping

You'd like the sensation even more

Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon

Cool.... do I still get a shag though?

Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof

You're not gonna make me put them over my head are you?

All I want is one shag where I don't find myself reading washing instructions."

I get the impression the bedding may need changing, but that can wait

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

now that is funny.. had me in stiches

Best I could come up with in response is - for some reason I always end up staring underneath a couples sofa

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Like the idea of you gasping

You'd like the sensation even more

Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon

Cool.... do I still get a shag though?

Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof

You're not gonna make me put them over my head are you?

All I want is one shag where I don't find myself reading washing instructions.

I get the impression the bedding may need changing, but that can wait "

That's a much better suggestion than put it over your head inside-out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like the idea of you gasping

You'd like the sensation even more

Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon

Cool.... do I still get a shag though?

Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof

You're not gonna make me put them over my head are you?

All I want is one shag where I don't find myself reading washing instructions.

I get the impression the bedding may need changing, but that can wait

That's a much better suggestion than put it over your head inside-out "

Depends how far you want to take it

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Like the idea of you gasping

You'd like the sensation even more

Sure we can have you passing your exams with flying colours very soon

Cool.... do I still get a shag though?

Anything you please Hope those pillow cases are bite-proof

You're not gonna make me put them over my head are you?

All I want is one shag where I don't find myself reading washing instructions.

I get the impression the bedding may need changing, but that can wait

That's a much better suggestion than put it over your head inside-out

Depends how far you want to take it "

Balls deep usually.

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Oh I see what you mean now

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You 2 still here

sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now that is funny.. had me in stiches

Best I could come up with in response is - for some reason I always end up staring underneath a couples sofa"

This forum comment is sponsored by DFS

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I know - we think they might have pulled

Now goes off to perv a profile in Ipswich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You 2 still here

sort it out"

This is akin to chatting in a bar ... think polo's pillow cases need an airing though

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"Depends how far you want to take it "

Jesus Christ man, if you don't go and shag her, I will.....and I'll wear the pillow case, no problem

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"You 2 still here

sort it out

This is akin to chatting in a bar ... think polo's pillow cases need an airing though "

I don't know about my pillow cases... but my gash needs a right good pounding.

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Did I say too much again?

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

No, you didn't give me your address.

(Elbows Badger out of the way....)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Did I say too much again?"

No, that's common knowledge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You 2 still here

sort it out

This is akin to chatting in a bar ... think polo's pillow cases need an airing though

I don't know about my pillow cases... but my gash needs a right good pounding.

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Did I say too much again?"

You'd say anything to get out of doing the housework. Lazy bint.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"You 2 still here

sort it out

This is akin to chatting in a bar ... think polo's pillow cases need an airing though

I don't know about my pillow cases... but my gash needs a right good pounding.

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Did I say too much again?

You'd say anything to get out of doing the housework. Lazy bint. "

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"No, you didn't give me your address.

(Elbows Badger out of the way....)"

TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

I want to be Kendo Nagasaki

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy! "

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type..."

Only after one has had a curry

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Only after one has had a curry "

eww........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am off to bed, play nice, whoever are still up!

Night night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

Only after one has had a curry "

Mmmmmmm food sex

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

Only after one has had a curry

Mmmmmmm food sex "

Are you sure you've thought this through?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I am off to bed, play nice, whoever are still up!

Night night! "

Night night enjoy the rest of your camping weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

Only after one has had a curry

Mmmmmmm food sex

Are you sure you've thought this through? "

Soon be warm again... and we know what happens to ice cream and chocolate then

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

Only after one has had a curry

Mmmmmmm food sex

Are you sure you've thought this through?

Soon be warm again... and we know what happens to ice cream and chocolate then "

Clearly nothing I type makes any difference to this thribble, so flugelhorn.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

Only after one has had a curry

Mmmmmmm food sex

Are you sure you've thought this through? "

It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through'

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

ahh that reminds me - the one on the melton road - excellent

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

Only after one has had a curry

Mmmmmmm food sex

Are you sure you've thought this through?

Soon be warm again... and we know what happens to ice cream and chocolate then "

The price goes up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

Only after one has had a curry

Mmmmmmm food sex

Are you sure you've thought this through?

It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through'"

Not so sure humour is appreciated in some parts

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through'"

Yes, but could you make one that all would understand?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through'

Yes, but could you make one that all would understand?"

Make your own curry!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

Only after one has had a curry

Mmmmmmm food sex

Are you sure you've thought this through?

It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through'

Not so sure humour is appreciated in some parts "

I don't know about that... you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through'

Yes, but could you make one that all would understand?

Make your own curry!"

Nicely done....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not "

How open is this invitation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

Only after one has had a curry

Mmmmmmm food sex

Are you sure you've thought this through?

It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through'

Not so sure humour is appreciated in some parts

I don't know about that... you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not "

Who says it's the humour I want to try on your parts?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not

How open is this invitation? "

About as open as my dripping snatch.

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I said too much again didn't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Its late I thought badger said he wanted to try on your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not

How open is this invitation?

About as open as my dripping snatch.

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I said too much again didn't I?"

Give the girl a magic wand or something!!!! ......shes rampant tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i would be normally here on a fri night but im not xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its late I thought badger said he wanted to try on your pants "

Only on a blue moon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i would be normally here on a fri night but im not xx "

But really you are... but you're not... Hell, this is confusing now!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"About as open as my dripping snatch.

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In the immortal words of every cab company that has been chased for a non-arrival...

"I'm just pulling into your street"

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"TAG TEAM yayyyyyyy!

I'm disappointed - I thought you were more the Royal Rumble type...

Only after one has had a curry

Mmmmmmm food sex

Are you sure you've thought this through?

It's way too easy to make a joke about curry and the word 'through'

Not so sure humour is appreciated in some parts

I don't know about that... you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not

Who says it's the humour I want to try on your parts? "

My bad - I misread your last PM... I thought it said titter... I've re-read it and now see it says spunk on your tits from the top of the wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you'll have to try your humour on all my parts and I'll tell you if it's being appreciated or not

How open is this invitation?

About as open as my dripping snatch.

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I said too much again didn't I?"

You need something to plug the dripping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bad - I misread your last PM... I thought it said titter... I've re-read it and now see it says spunk on your tits from the top of the wardrobe."

What an appealing proposition

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"About as open as my dripping snatch.

In the immortal words of every cab company that has been chased for a non-arrival...

"I'm just pulling into your street""

It's not that wide ya cheeky fecker!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"It's not that wide ya cheeky fecker!"

hmmm, 4/10 for that one. Required a bit of a stretch...

(take that as you choose )

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"My bad - I misread your last PM... I thought it said titter... I've re-read it and now see it says spunk on your tits from the top of the wardrobe.

What an appealing proposition "

You want your tits spunked on???? WTF?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

(take that as you choose )"

Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it."

Oh dear.

Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it.

Oh dear.

Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so..."

I wouldn't bother looking for my mojo... I think the batteries are flat.

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over a year ago


"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it.

Oh dear.

Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so..."

I won't say a word...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it.

Oh dear.

Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so...

I won't say a word... "

Until I take the ball-gag off ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it.

Oh dear.

Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so...

I won't say a word...

Until I take the ball-gag off ya "

So that's why I've been so quiet

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it.

Oh dear.

Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so...

I won't say a word...

Until I take the ball-gag off ya "

Ding dong, now we're talking. Or not, as the case may be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never been a fan but I'd do Robbie for the hell of it.

Oh dear.

Has anyone seen polo's mojo? It was here a minute ago....well, about half an hour in truth, but don't tell her I said so...

I won't say a word...

Until I take the ball-gag off ya

Ding dong, now we're talking. Or not, as the case may be..."

** sounds of muffled speech permeate the forum **

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Muffling speach.... a ball-gag sounds good, but I do like the idea of just sitting on the face... ball-gag or face sitting... which is best... only one wat to decide....

FIGHT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muffling speach.... a ball-gag sounds good, but I do like the idea of just sitting on the face... ball-gag or face sitting... which is best... only one wat to decide....

FIGHT!"

After the break we'll find out that face sitting wins easily... mmmmmm (and that's the sound of enjoyment, just to be clear)

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Nighty night folks.......... and in the words of Vinnie Jones...... it's been emotional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night sexy xx sweet dreams xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nighty night folks.......... and in the words of Vinnie Jones...... it's been emotional."

And in the words of Rolf Harris... It's been emultional.

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