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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so we are attending a vicars n tarts evening.

What to you, is the archetypal Tarts outfit. I'm thinking white stilettos are a must. Thoughts peeps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so we are attending a vicars n tarts evening.

What to you, is the archetypal Tarts outfit. I'm thinking white stilettos are a must. Thoughts peeps? "

For the Vicar yes certainly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm i love a good pair of white stilletoes maybe a figure hugging see through lacey dress or a short skirt with tight blouse with bra showing i find that look really tarty lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need to be white but stilettos definitely. Tarts were around long before Essex girls lol

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ok so we are attending a vicars n tarts evening.

What to you, is the archetypal Tarts outfit. I'm thinking white stilettos are a must. Thoughts peeps?

For the Vicar yes certainly. "

Yep. It's alway funnier when the chaps come as tarts and the ladies as vicars.

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By *ench and StripeCouple
over a year ago

Stenalees


"Ok so we are attending a vicars n tarts evening.

What to you, is the archetypal Tarts outfit. I'm thinking white stilettos are a must. Thoughts peeps?

For the Vicar yes certainly.

Yep. It's alway funnier when the chaps come as tarts and the ladies as vicars. "

and you probably get more attention to

Could go for the classic middle ages bar wench tart look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bar wench isnt tarty though is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Stilettos, Fake Luis Vuitton Bag the size of a Skip, Blonde Hair with Black Roots, Hoop Earrings that a Trapeze Artist can swing from, Thick Black Eyelashes so long you can use as a Clothes Horse,Black Leggings stretched so tight you can see the Label and your undercrackers.

Innit

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phwoarrr, you got a mobile number for her???.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White Stilettos, Fake Luis Vuitton Bag the size of a Skip, Blonde Hair with Black Roots, Hoop Earrings that a Trapeze Artist can swing from, Thick Black Eyelashes so long you can use as a Clothes Horse,Black Leggings stretched so tight you can see the Label and your undercrackers.

Innit

Gimp "

In other words, your regular attire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so we are attending a vicars n tarts evening.

What to you, is the archetypal Tarts outfit. I'm thinking white stilettos are a must. Thoughts peeps? "

A short dress n low cut showing plenty boob(leopard print if pos),,false eye lashes,lots of make up oh go blonde,fake tan mega high strappy heels.

there ya go tarty as fuck,,,hold on ,bit like how I dress quite often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White Stilettos, Fake Luis Vuitton Bag the size of a Skip, Blonde Hair with Black Roots, Hoop Earrings that a Trapeze Artist can swing from, Thick Black Eyelashes so long you can use as a Clothes Horse,Black Leggings stretched so tight you can see the Label and your undercrackers.

Innit

Gimp "

HUH! I could out tart you anyday mikki throws a straw at ya

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