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"one pint of Americano please "A pint! Blimey, are you tired  Ok coming straight up, is it ok served in a pint glass ? | |||
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"I've just popped the kettle on, anyone fancy a brew or a coffee? I'll get my teapot and teacosy out just in case. Coffee - Americano or Kenco Millicano. I have various tea bags for visitors, peppermint, earl grey, jasmine, green tea. Oh and lemon juice if you just want a hot lemon. Hot chocolate too, marshmallows and squirty cream. "kenco millicano for me plzzzz  | |||
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"Not 'arf. Regular builder's tea with one sugar please J. Looooovely" Ok, so you want it so the spoon stands up in it. Yes I have some sugar somewhere too. Coming straight up! | |||
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"Hot water with lemon for me please. If you could just place it on my bedside table, that'd be great
Not leaving my bed just yet you see "No worries, the courier is on his way with it. He was rather gorgeous, so I arranged for him to do a topless delivery for you. | |||
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"I've just popped the kettle on, anyone fancy a brew or a coffee? I'll get my teapot and teacosy out just in case. Coffee - Americano or Kenco Millicano. I have various tea bags for visitors, peppermint, earl grey, jasmine, green tea. Oh and lemon juice if you just want a hot lemon. Hot chocolate too, marshmallows and squirty cream.
kenco millicano for me plzzzz "With or without milk? | |||
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"Cuppa tea, red bush if you have it..serve with a smile and I won't care
X"I work with someone that loves that tea, it's not in my store cupboard, will try to find the closest substitute. Will serve with a smile.  | |||
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"my coffee s just perked .. could do with some squirty cream xxx" Don't you have your own cream?  | |||
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"Coffee, milk, sweetener please! Thank you! x x" Ok coming straight up. | |||
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"Hot water with lemon for me please. If you could just place it on my bedside table, that'd be great
Not leaving my bed just yet you see
No worries, the courier is on his way with it. He was rather gorgeous, so I arranged for him to do a topless delivery for you. ". I'd better get out of bed and make myself presentable then. I may even leave the door unlocked and let him come in and find me. He'll need warming up. Coming all that way topless | |||
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"Tea 3 sugars please "3 sugars! Aren't you sweet enough already? Coming straight up. | |||
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"Good morning, peppermint tea please.  "Can't beat peppermint tea.Coming straight up. | |||
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"Cuppa tea, red bush if you have it..serve with a smile and I won't care
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I work with someone that loves that tea, it's not in my store cupboard, will try to find the closest substitute. Will serve with a smile.
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"Hot water with lemon for me please. If you could just place it on my bedside table, that'd be great
Not leaving my bed just yet you see
No worries, the courier is on his way with it. He was rather gorgeous, so I arranged for him to do a topless delivery for you.
. I'd better get out of bed and make myself presentable then. I may even leave the door unlocked and let him come in and find me. He'll need warming up. Coming all that way topless "I think you should, after he has driven all that way! | |||
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"I'd love a hot chocolate please, marshmallows no cream "On it's way with 5 marshmallows, no cream. | |||
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"Cuppa tea, red bush if you have it..serve with a smile and I won't care
X" mines no sugar, spot of milk and leave the tea bag in ....please | |||
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"Strong black coffee please. Now find who is making the sausage sarnies." Ok, strong black coffee it is! Can never find a sausage sandwich maker when you need one! | |||
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"hot chocolate please nothing like chocolate to put a smile on your face "On it's way Kelly. Yep cannot beat chocolate for smiling Do you want marshmallows and squirty cream with it? | |||
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"Strong black coffee please. Now find who is making the sausage sarnies." Not making any butties but hubby said he has a cumberland sausage you can nibble on... Yeah right more like a chipolata but don't say anything he will only cry... | |||
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"Good morning, peppermint tea please.
Can't beat peppermint tea.Coming straight up. "Thankyou Beautiful.xx | |||
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"Hot water with lemon for me please. If you could just place it on my bedside table, that'd be great
Not leaving my bed just yet you see
No worries, the courier is on his way with it. He was rather gorgeous, so I arranged for him to do a topless delivery for you.
. I'd better get out of bed and make myself presentable then. I may even leave the door unlocked and let him come in and find me. He'll need warming up. Coming all that way topless
I think you should, after he has driven all that way! "Well. It'd be rude not to | |||
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"Yes pls coffee with milk not to much tho and 2 sugars pls xx" I am worn out now, right coffee with a dash and I'll send the sugar bowl so you can do your own sugar - whilst I make the others. | |||
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"hot chocolate please nothing like chocolate to put a smile on your face
On it's way Kelly. Yep cannot beat chocolate for smiling Do you want marshmallows and squirty cream with it? "no as it is will be fine thank you xx | |||
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"Arrrrghhhhhhhh, COFFEE NEEDED. Have a sore head so I need to wake up. Gotta go shoe shopping this morning so need a clear head." Strong black coffee coming up, as you most definitely need a clear head for shoe shopping - it's the law! | |||
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"Coffee. White, 2 sugars. Might aswell do me a Bacon Sarnie or two while ya there" Bloody hell, yes why not ! I'll stick the grill on. Want an egg as well ?  | |||
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"Hot water with lemon for me please. If you could just place it on my bedside table, that'd be great
Not leaving my bed just yet you see
No worries, the courier is on his way with it. He was rather gorgeous, so I arranged for him to do a topless delivery for you. "Oooh can I have exactly the same please? Wouldn't that be a lovely way to start the day! X | |||
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"Coffee. White, 2 sugars. Might aswell do me a Bacon Sarnie or two while ya there Bloody hell, yes why not ! I'll stick the grill on. Want an egg as well ? "well not if you going to get all funny about it no. | |||
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"Hot water with lemon for me please. If you could just place it on my bedside table, that'd be great
Not leaving my bed just yet you see
No worries, the courier is on his way with it. He was rather gorgeous, so I arranged for him to do a topless delivery for you.
Oooh can I have exactly the same please?
Wouldn't that be a lovely way to start the day! X"I'll source another gorgeous one. Send him over. Can you send him back though when you have finished, as I need a hand making all this tea ! | |||
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"Death Wish Coffee please! Just been for a walk with the mutt in pissing down rain. Not sure who's wetter right now - but could do with a 'kick in the balls' wake up brew!
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"Shall I pop to sainsburys for some sausage and bread rolls for every one " I think you should. Can you grab me some milk as well, as I am running low on supplies. | |||
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"Coffee. White, 2 sugars. Might aswell do me a Bacon Sarnie or two while ya there Bloody hell, yes why not ! I'll stick the grill on. Want an egg as well ?
well not if you going to get all funny about it no."Sarnie on it's way with a double yoker!!!!! | |||
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"Death Wish Coffee please! Just been for a walk with the mutt in pissing down rain. Not sure who's wetter right now - but could do with a 'kick in the balls' wake up brew!
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Coming up, 2 spoonfuls of coffee and no milk. That'll put hairs on your chest! "Cheers muchly!! I'll pass on the hairs though!
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"Hot water with lemon for me please. If you could just place it on my bedside table, that'd be great
Not leaving my bed just yet you see
No worries, the courier is on his way with it. He was rather gorgeous, so I arranged for him to do a topless delivery for you.
Oooh can I have exactly the same please?
Wouldn't that be a lovely way to start the day! X
I'll source another gorgeous one. Send him over. Can you send him back though when you have finished, as I need a hand making all this tea ! "Wow what service! I'll partner up and come back with him to help you out | |||
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"Coffee. White, 2 sugars. Might aswell do me a Bacon Sarnie or two while ya there Bloody hell, yes why not ! I'll stick the grill on. Want an egg as well ?
well not if you going to get all funny about it no.
Sarnie on it's way with a double yoker!!!!!"
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"Coffee. White, 2 sugars. Might aswell do me a Bacon Sarnie or two while ya there Bloody hell, yes why not ! I'll stick the grill on. Want an egg as well ?
well not if you going to get all funny about it no.
Sarnie on it's way with a double yoker!!!!!
I'll wash my balls just incase"What you doing with those eggs? | |||
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"Strong black coffee please. Now find who is making the sausage sarnies. Not making any butties but hubby said he has a cumberland sausage you can nibble on... Yeah right more like a chipolata but don't say anything he will only cry... "That made me choke, not the sausage but drinking coffee while reading your post. | |||
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"Coffee. White, 2 sugars. Might aswell do me a Bacon Sarnie or two while ya there Bloody hell, yes why not ! I'll stick the grill on. Want an egg as well ?
well not if you going to get all funny about it no.
Sarnie on it's way with a double yoker!!!!!
I'll wash my balls just incase
What you doing with those eggs? "Ive just had a banging shit, Id give it half hour if I was you | |||
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"strong tea, 1 sugar please. is there any toast & marmalade too?! ta muchly
x"Coming right up . I have my Nan's homemade marmalade , the best kind , so yep marmalade in toast too | |||
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"Tea, no sugar, blue top & 2 toast & marmalade ta very muchly "Coming straight up. Is blue top - like full fat ? I get confused.  | |||
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"strong tea, 1 sugar please. is there any toast & marmalade too?! ta muchly
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Coming right up . I have my Nan's homemade marmalade , the best kind , so yep marmalade in toast too "mmmm homemade marmalade, yummy | |||
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"I've got some spare marmalade and milk if that courier wants to pop by and collect it. Mines a strong white coffee for the morning after the night before please. Or I could get the cafetiere out and make you one?" Strong white coffee coming right up and yep get that cafetiere out , it's all hands on deck ! | |||
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"Too early in the morning for petits pois, but i'll have a latte please "Ha yes definitely too early . I'll attempt a latte, not sure how it'll turn out ! | |||
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"Haven't received my coffee yet. I've had to top the bath up with hot water, and I'm going all wrinkly. "Oh bugger ! I was trying so hard to make sure no one got missed. Coffee coming up, hopefully your extremities aren't too wrinkly ! | |||
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"Coffee ? Tea ? Nothing stronger?. . "I've got a nice bottle of red, but I'm saving that to share with one of my friends tonight over a girlie chat | |||
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"Tea please, drop of milk, no sugar. Thank you. X" On it's way | |||
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"Could I have a hot toddy please "I think I have some brandy somewhere for hot toddy purposes. | |||
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"Could I have a hot toddy please
I think I have some brandy somewhere for hot toddy purposes. "If not, hot honey and lemon would be lovely, thanks | |||
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"Coffee ? Tea ? Nothing stronger?. .
I've got a nice bottle of red, but I'm saving that to share with one of my friends tonight over a girlie chat "Girlie Chat? What gets discussed during these? Are you all like, 'look at him, Id fucking the living shit out of him, twice'. 'Do you reckon he's trimmed, shaved or got a landing strip'? | |||
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"can I have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot" well? | |||
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"can I have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot" I have proper coffee somewhere and a coffee pot . I'll dig it out and make you one | |||
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"can I have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot I have proper coffee somewhere and a coffee pot . I'll dig it out and make you one "ty,x what kind of biccies have you got | |||
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"Could I have a hot toddy please
I think I have some brandy somewhere for hot toddy purposes.
If not, hot honey and lemon would be lovely, thanks "I sound like Ma Larkin, my aunt keeps bees so I even have home made honey (well the bees made it) . So yep honey and lemon coming up. | |||
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"can I have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot I have proper coffee somewhere and a coffee pot . I'll dig it out and make you one
ty,x what kind of biccies have you got "Chocolate hobnobs. | |||
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"Coffee ? Tea ? Nothing stronger?. .
I've got a nice bottle of red, but I'm saving that to share with one of my friends tonight over a girlie chat
Girlie Chat?
What gets discussed during these?
Are you all like, 'look at him, Id fucking the living shit out of him, twice'.
'Do you reckon he's trimmed, shaved or got a landing strip'?
We generally just moan !
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"can I have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot I have proper coffee somewhere and a coffee pot . I'll dig it out and make you one
ty,x what kind of biccies have you got
Chocolate hobnobs. "What a fantastic host you are, x | |||
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"Coffee ? Tea ? Nothing stronger?. .
I've got a nice bottle of red, but I'm saving that to share with one of my friends tonight over a girlie chat
Girlie Chat?
What gets discussed during these?
Are you all like, 'look at him, Id fucking the living shit out of him, twice'.
'Do you reckon he's trimmed, shaved or got a landing strip'?
We generally just moan !
"Oh gutted. I kind of wanted to be the female version of the 'Toilet aftershave bloke', not now. I thought the eve's dropping would of been quality | |||
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"I can think of a good use for the squirty cream but I'll settle for some strong tea, brewed for 5 mins, china mug and a little milk no sugar. Please "Coming right up. | |||
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"Tea, no sugar, blue top & 2 toast & marmalade ta very muchly
Coming straight up. Is blue top - like full fat ? I get confused. "Yep, blue top = full fat, green top = semi skimmed & red top = never seen a cow in it's life | |||
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"I've just popped the kettle on, anyone fancy a brew or a coffee? I'll get my teapot and teacosy out just in case. Coffee - Americano or Kenco Millicano. I have various tea bags for visitors, peppermint, earl grey, jasmine, green tea. Oh and lemon juice if you just want a hot lemon. Hot chocolate too, marshmallows and squirty cream.
kenco millicano for me plzzzz
With or without milk? "no milk no sugar thank you xx | |||
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"Too early in the morning for petits pois, but i'll have a latte please
Ha yes definitely too early . I'll attempt a latte, not sure how it'll turn out ! "i like it smooth and creamy with one of those Italian biscottis please miss | |||
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"Arrrrghhhhhhhh, COFFEE NEEDED. Have a sore head so I need to wake up. Gotta go shoe shopping this morning so need a clear head. Strong black coffee coming up, as you most definitely need a clear head for shoe shopping - it's the law! "Head cleared up, alas nothing in the sales shoe wise (I am cheap after all). So this morning I would like a nice cup of green tea to start a sunny Sunday off with a smile.....give me a buzz when ready please | |||
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