FabSwingers.com forum: Pointless sayings

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I haven't done one of these in a while.

What pointless sayings have you heard?

I've just heard, "Tom, do that again, I swear to god"!

What! She'll tell god to fuck off? Or maybe swear to go to church every Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're not careful, you'll see the back of my hand! Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If things don't alter, they'll stay the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If you dont stop crying, i will really give you something to cry about' was a particular favourite of my dads when we were kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you that for free!

What? As opposed to charging me for being told?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that ! My Mum always said it when I had a sulk on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One my hubby uses all the time when the kids are running through the house.

"What have you been told?"

I'm waiting for them to say lots of things daddy and run off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run as fast as you can and if you fall don't stop running. Got to love my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you will go blind if you keep messing with it

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I won't tell you again!"

Oh, good. It was getting tedius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who do you think I am?"

Erm? You got alzheimers?

"Come here so I can slap you!!" Err, yeah right, I am gonna do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol you will be laughing on the other side of your face if you carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats totally unique !!!

NO its either unique or its not !!

And when someone says " im gonna have a massive pint of lager " !!

No such thing !! Its either a pint or its not lol !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's the point?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Don't come running to me when you break your leg! Really?!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Whenever I'm in the car with my mum and someone shoots past at 90mph she tuts loudly and says "they won't get there any faster!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't come running to me when you break your leg! Really?!

that tickled me

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm going to have a quick 10 mins."

TBH, I'd prefer a slow 10 mins break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever I'm in the car with my mum and someone shoots past at 90mph she tuts loudly and says "they won't get there any faster!"

and so did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a slap !!!

Its not over till the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad used to say stupid things to us as kids when we wound him up. Eg, "Dad, I'm hungry" "I'll fucking make you hungry if you don't shut up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To cut a long story short...

then continue telling the story in full lengthy detail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make us a nice cup of tea.

So I usually make a nasty one do I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watched kettle never boils..... Well, you'll find that once it reaches 100 degrees it actually does ??

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"'If you dont stop crying, i will really give you something to cry about' was a particular favourite of my dads when we were kids"

That was my Mam's too

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

That something is new and improved... well it can't be both.

If you fall an break your legs, don't come running to me.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Run both ways and walk back - another Mam fave when sending us off on an errand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queer as a bottle of chips and more brains in a false face. Both are fuckin stupid

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