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The invasion of the monster spiders has started

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Already had 2 of the big woody bastards in the house today alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No worries, only spiders?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive loaded up on conkers again this year. Used them last year - might have been a fluke but I didnt have one spider

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Time for me to move out I think

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago


"Ive loaded up on conkers again this year. Used them last year - might have been a fluke but I didnt have one spider"

do spiders play conkers then?

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Had two in a week nearly died of heart failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave em be, they deal with all the smaller spiders and flying bugs. Once they've done their dastardly work, our ninja kitties deal with them ruthlessly

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"Ive loaded up on conkers again this year. Used them last year - might have been a fluke but I didnt have one spider"

My hairdresser was telling me about this the other day. I'd never heard if it before. Might have to give it a go as I hate spiders.

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded!!!

I think it was a Jihaddy long legs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a big one on my back the other day ,felt something crawling on me so I rub it of ,turned out to be a big hairy house spider

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Found 4 massive spiders in the house in the last month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get loads of massive ones , I run around with a big shoe , screaming! I'm sure my neighbours think I'm nuts . My kids are sure of it

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Ive loaded up on conkers again this year. Used them last year - might have been a fluke but I didnt have one spider"

Totally going out foraging. TY

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

... and I think mine were having a manage et trois. I gave up an off'd 3 of the large fucks and not see one since (fingers crossed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had loads for about a month a now! I tried the conkers thing last year and it didn't work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always end up in my bath massive great big ones flipping things, I can't stand them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a big one on my back the other day ,felt something crawling on me so I rub it of ,turned out to be a big hairy house spider "

my worst nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive loaded up on conkers again this year. Used them last year - might have been a fluke but I didnt have one spider"

Fluke! My house is covered in conkers and the little fuckers are everywhere

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By *ack Genuine BullMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Pick them up very very gently and cup your hands around them...........

Take a really good close look at them.

Feel their little feet tickling the palms of your hands.

Then carefully release into a dark corner of your house.

They are lovely little creatures!

Welcome guests into your home as they eat flies and bugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with spiders?

Never have any flies in our place.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Ive loaded up on conkers again this year. Used them last year - might have been a fluke but I didnt have one spider

Fluke! My house is covered in conkers and the little fuckers are everywhere"

I must have lucky conkers then

Mind you I dont actually mind spiders

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded!!!

I think it was a Jihaddy long legs... "

Lol, i went to Jaydees a few weeks ago, and stayed at Travelodge, when i got into my room they had left the window open and there were 12 daddy long legs in the room. I just kept finding them about the room as i was getting ready, could not believe how many there were.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I haven't seen any of the huge, hairy tattoo'd ones yet but my daughter has informed me we have two false widow spiders in my bathroom. I'm operating under the rule of 'you leave me alone and I'll leave you alone' - I don't fancy risking a spider bite

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth


"Pick them up very very gently and cup your hands around them...........

Take a really good close look at them.

Feel their little feet tickling the palms of your hands.

Then carefully release into a dark corner of your house.

They are lovely little creatures!

Welcome guests into your home as they eat flies and bugs.

"

Erm nope........pick up the biggest, heaviest boot that you own and splat them really hard. If they keep moving, keep splatting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick them up very very gently and cup your hands around them...........

Take a really good close look at them.

Feel their little feet tickling the palms of your hands.

Then carefully release into a dark corner of your house.

They are lovely little creatures!

Welcome guests into your home as they eat flies and bugs.

"

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster


"Lol, i went to Jaydees a few weeks ago, and stayed at Travelodge, when i got into my room they had left the window open and there were 12 daddy long legs in the room. I just kept finding them about the room as i was getting ready, could not believe how many there were. "

I hope you made them all share the mini-bar bill.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Ive loaded up on conkers again this year. Used them last year - might have been a fluke but I didnt have one spider"

Old wives tale no substance no truth in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too werrie i can come kill even pick up and eat the poor things any of you guys need help drop me a wink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatch out for the big ones they will get a gun out and shoot you in the teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch wood not come across one yet nearly all common uk varieties are harmless just watch out for those false widows they do bite and bloody hurt according to my friend who has an impressive scar from where one bit her

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