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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just wanted to say a special thank you to all my pans. You have served me well in my kitchen. My Wok, my slow cooker, pressure cooker have a special place in my heart, as you have done the lion's share of the cooking of the meals. However the rest of you pans need to know your place. You're just basics, making rice, pasta and just holding water to help steam vegetables in the much more important steamer. Never forget you are replaceable with newer shinier and more famous models

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

yea take those pans down a peg or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yea take those pans down a peg or two "

Taking pride of place in the cupboards, getting above their station they were

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You should name one of your pans 'Stan' next time your cooking, put that famous Eminem song on by the same name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should name one of your pans 'Stan' next time your cooking, put that famous Eminem song on by the same name."

Stan, Dan, Fran and Dave. There has to be a Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pan-demonium...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pan-demonium..."

oi have you got a spy cam in my kitchen?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lol very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/10/14 16:57:21]"

Whoops didn't realised I'd removed my post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol very good "

Ah you know, just my weird mind at work

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"You should name one of your pans 'Stan' next time your cooking, put that famous Eminem song on by the same name.

Stan, Dan, Fran and Dave. There has to be a Dave "

And don't forget the very special Pandora!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a grilling, Im sure that you really care about the grater good, so simmer down....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should name one of your pans 'Stan' next time your cooking, put that famous Eminem song on by the same name.

Stan, Dan, Fran and Dave. There has to be a Dave

And don't forget the very special Pandora!!

"

She's still in her box. Saving her for a special occasion. When I open it all hell will break loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess who's cumming to dinner?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"You should name one of your pans 'Stan' next time your cooking, put that famous Eminem song on by the same name.

Stan, Dan, Fran and Dave. There has to be a Dave

And don't forget the very special Pandora!!

She's still in her box. Saving her for a special occasion. When I open it all hell will break loose "

Haha, I suspect it might.........

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Bet some of the poor little things will 'Panic' now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet some of the poor little things will 'Panic' now

"

I'm getting panned now they don't see the funny side. It was just meant as a panody of another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put a lid on the madness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"put a lid on the madness "

I did but the pressure is building. It's a bit of a pressure cooker here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"put a lid on the madness

I did but the pressure is building. It's a bit of a pressure cooker here now "

Might turn into a pandemic

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Why are you outing some of your pans? Poor pans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you outing some of your pans? Poor pans. "

They've got too big for their pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he who puts carrots and peas in the same pan needs a slap

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Bet it's pandemonium in your kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"he who puts carrots and peas in the same pan needs a slap "

Hmm might be worth doing depending what gets slapped

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Why are you outing some of your pans? Poor pans.

They've got too big for their pants "

Well I love my pans. My little aluminium one that always gets clean without too much elbow grease. My cast iron pancake pan that makes the best pancakes ever. My Maslin jam pan is amazing, and my double boiler is essential for melting chocolate and making lemon curd.

Pans are ace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See how it pans out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet it's pandemonium in your kitchen "

I'm hiding in the pantry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you not have a pan rack as punishment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you outing some of your pans? Poor pans.

They've got too big for their pants

Well I love my pans. My little aluminium one that always gets clean without too much elbow grease. My cast iron pancake pan that makes the best pancakes ever. My Maslin jam pan is amazing, and my double boiler is essential for melting chocolate and making lemon curd.

Pans are ace. "

So are mine...but I simply won't pander to their egos

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos


"Bet it's pandemonium in your kitchen

I'm hiding in the pantry "

We'll you deserve it a little more panache would have helped .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do you not have a pan rack as punishment

"

That would be stretching it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See how it pans out."

I'm panting now, they are giving me the run around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See which ones are the most tempting....which is the biggest pan-tease (panties??)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I save hard and go without food water heating and electric I might just be able to afford the bugatti veron f the pan world, a set of le creuset. Tis but just a pipe dream.

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Hope this thread doesn't turn into a pandemic ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See which ones are the most tempting....which is the biggest pan-tease (panties??)"

There maybe even more pangs of jealousy if I do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to make shampoo with those, only when I used the one from Pantene did it properly work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I save hard and go without food water heating and electric I might just be able to afford the bugatti veron f the pan world, a set of le creuset. Tis but just a pipe dream."

I'll get the panpipes out if you manage it and play "Panfare for the Common Pan"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another one of those " clique " thread's where only those in the know have a forking clue what it's about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheesh, this is turning into a Pan-tomime,

Make sure no-one has the Pan-ache to

Panhandle into your Pan-cakes...

Oh crap, my word jokes just burnt

Im off to Pan-ama...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

get me a pan galactic gargle blaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this another one of those " clique " thread's where only those in the know have a forking clue what it's about? "

Nope not at all. It was started as a parody of another thread with a very similar title and has just developed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"get me a pan galactic gargle blaster"

I have a pantechnicon of them on the way

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I've just moved in with my beloved so we have duplicated lots of stuff......pans going into his scrap metal ....they were my exs anyway.....(who kept asking for them back) haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has a very short life's-pan.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Why are you outing some of your pans? Poor pans.

They've got too big for their pants

Well I love my pans. My little aluminium one that always gets clean without too much elbow grease. My cast iron pancake pan that makes the best pancakes ever. My Maslin jam pan is amazing, and my double boiler is essential for melting chocolate and making lemon curd.

Pans are ace.

So are mine...but I simply won't pander to their egos "

Well that's just pantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Pan-dabby-dozy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you outing some of your pans? Poor pans.

They've got too big for their pants

Well I love my pans. My little aluminium one that always gets clean without too much elbow grease. My cast iron pancake pan that makes the best pancakes ever. My Maslin jam pan is amazing, and my double boiler is essential for melting chocolate and making lemon curd.

Pans are ace.

So are mine...but I simply won't pander to their egos

Well that's just pantastic. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...Pan-dabby-dozy!"

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