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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Not sure if I want to know

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

What is pooning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

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Ya beat me lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What a fucking faff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Ya beat me lol "

Either you two share a computer or I call 'google' !!!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Ya beat me lol "

Can't beat the Urban Dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when you thought it was safe to read a thread this happens

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?

That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


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Ya beat me lol

Can't beat the Urban Dictionary "

It's full of some crazy shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just when you thought it was safe to read a thread this happens "

It's never safe but always useful for expanding the vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?

That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra "

You'd think

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Hasn't this been on the forum before?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?

That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra

You'd think "

So it really is a real thing??

Doesn't sound as much fun as getting licked and then having sex without a lot of messing in between

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

WTF??? NOOOOOOOO

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche "

Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?

That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra

You'd think

So it really is a real thing??

Doesn't sound as much fun as getting licked and then having sex without a lot of messing in between "

I guess there are more types of kinky fuckery in the Urban Dictionary than thought of in such vanilla places as Fab . I stick to licking pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche

Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche"

Could add an interesting twist to Movember

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?

That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra

You'd think

So it really is a real thing??

Doesn't sound as much fun as getting licked and then having sex without a lot of messing in between

I guess there are more types of kinky fuckery in the Urban Dictionary than thought of in such vanilla places as Fab . I stick to licking pussy "

My kinda guy

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche

Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche

Could add an interesting twist to Movember "

Could call it Muffvember instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche

Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche

Could add an interesting twist to Movember

Could call it Muffvember instead "

I get started on me tache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what, what, really WHAT!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche

Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche

Could add an interesting twist to Movember

Could call it Muffvember instead

I get started on me tache "

I might use it when I'm at a club during movember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooning, not as gross as dreadging.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche

Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche

Could add an interesting twist to Movember

Could call it Muffvember instead

I get started on me tache "

Let me know when you have a good one going

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Pooning, not as gross as dreadging."

Barffff, please don't start that subject again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche

Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche

Could add an interesting twist to Movember

Could call it Muffvember instead

I get started on me tache

Let me know when you have a good one going "

I think a Tom Selleck one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what, what, really WHAT!"

ive got my pants on, you don't fancy trying it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what, what, really WHAT!

ive got my pants on, you don't fancy trying it then "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"what, what, really WHAT!

ive got my pants on, you don't fancy trying it then "

I`ve flung a few pair on the radiator and got the wallpaper scraper out ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what, what, really WHAT!

ive got my pants on, you don't fancy trying it then

I`ve flung a few pair on the radiator and got the wallpaper scraper out ready "

I've got a few tenners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Cheaper than a class 'A'

Ya beat me lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?

That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra "

Absolutely. When Maz.wants me.to finish early, all she has to do is to rub her finger around my cock.as it slides in and out and pop that finger with all her juices on into my mouth. Makes me explode everytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to know the thought process behind that one ...what you doing babe ? I've just had a great idea ,just of to get a hair dryer ,a knife and some rizzles you keep yourself moist , I'll be back in 5 ,going to get some golden amber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not quite sure how you're supposed to "maintain the romantic mood" while you're blow drying a pair of knickers, and scraping away at the contents?!

Aww well, each to their own.

I've got another idea though, how about instead of inhaling it, what about rolling it up, in a rizzla with some golden vagina

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London


"Pooning, not as gross as dreadging.

Barffff, please don't start that subject again "

Dare I ask what is dreadging in the name of education, only!

I sure am learning new things on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are just weird.

The fuck would you go to all that effort just to maintain a hard-on?

Imagine going on a meet and the guy does this.

" 'scuse me a sec love, just snorting some dry pussy juice. Just you wait till I get my hands on You!"

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Pooning, not as gross as dreadging.

Barffff, please don't start that subject again

Dare I ask what is dreadging in the name of education, only!

I sure am learning new things on here. "

Well its when people go to dogging sites et al and pick up the used condoms and drink the content

Don't forget you did ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pooning, not as gross as dreadging.

Barffff, please don't start that subject again

Dare I ask what is dreadging in the name of education, only!

I sure am learning new things on here.

Well its when people go to dogging sites et al and pick up the used condoms and drink the content

Don't forget you did ask "

That's just knocked me sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favoirite part is "while maintaining a romantic mood". How do you do that while blow drying some knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My favoirite part is "while maintaining a romantic mood". How do you do that while blow drying some knickers?"

I nearly wet myself laughing when I first read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why oh why

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Pooning, not as gross as dreadging.

Barffff, please don't start that subject again

Dare I ask what is dreadging in the name of education, only!

I sure am learning new things on here.

Well its when people go to dogging sites et al and pick up the used condoms and drink the content

Don't forget you did ask

That's just knocked me sick"

Sorry babe but she did ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favoirite part is "while maintaining a romantic mood". How do you do that while blow drying some knickers?"

my thoughts too -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Isn't it more fun to lick her and all the juice up just with your own mouth and not use a hairdryer?

That usually gets guys stiff anyway so you wouldn't need the Viagra "

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I like s-pooning

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Wouldn't it be easier to grow as moustache, have a good wet oral session and then just savour the smell on your tasche

Or use a hairdryer once finished with the oral sesh and then snorting crystals straight off the tasche

Could add an interesting twist to Movember "

Guys, better start growing that facial hair. Better to keep our muffs warm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for today's lesson ...

One for next weeks pub quiz I feel !!

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London


"Pooning, not as gross as dreadging.

Barffff, please don't start that subject again

Dare I ask what is dreadging in the name of education, only!

I sure am learning new things on here.

Well its when people go to dogging sites et al and pick up the used condoms and drink the content

Don't forget you did ask "

Omfg, your kidding me? People really do that? That is utterly revolting.

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