FabSwingers.com forum: A word of caution....

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Do not text and walk at the same time, you may find yourself flat on your arse....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do not text and walk at the same time, you may find yourself flat on your arse....

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Nooooo.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Do not text and walk at the same time, you may find yourself flat on your arse....

Nooooo.

Oh yes

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You were walking backwards?

Better than flat on your face I suppose - at least it's a soft landing!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You were walking backwards?

Better than flat on your face I suppose - at least it's a soft landing!

More cushion for the pushin baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!! Such a nice arse too! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you graze it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamp post full in the face isn't much fun either

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Did you graze it?"

No just grazed my street cred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not text and walk at the same time, you may find yourself flat on your arse....

Or.....You may end up like the young guy we saw whilst we were in the car........Walk straight into a lamp post...!!

He looked totally embarrassed as he picked up his wrecked 'phone bits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not text and walk at the same time, you may find yourself flat on your arse....

Does it need kissing better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh noooo poor you!

Dust yourself down & have a vodka pick me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't because I still don't have a phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, did you try and make it look deliberate and funny or was it classic slapstick, flat on the arse type fall that you couldn't cover up as anything but that?

Not laughing though

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