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could susan boyle get laid on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Anyone can get laid, here or elsewhere. There is always someone for somebody and if she's got a decent personality and comes over well, then she'd do ok. I seem to and I'm not Odin's gift to anyone.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What is people's problem with her, so she wasn't blessed in the looks department does not mean that she should be slated in all directions for it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything ..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything .."

You speak for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything ..

You speak for yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything .."

I wouldn't recommend using anything other than a real poker for a coal fire.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything ..

You speak for yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is people's problem with her, so she wasn't blessed in the looks department does not mean that she should be slated in all directions for it..."

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I admire her for getting where she is now and loved their faces when they realised she could sing must have taken some guts to go on TV especially with her difficulties so good on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon Cowell dressed up as Susan Boyle could get laid on FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

judging by some of the pics of people I've seen on here I would have to say definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest with so many desperate single guys on here shed get laid if she looked like the hunch back of Notre Damm and the Elephant man. Visits to the chat room will prove my point.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

What an odd question to ask.

Considering the difficulties of her life & only recently being diagnosed with ASD she has done amazingly well......

However as YOU are on fab maybe you should concentrate on getting laid rather than asking what could appear to be a very nasty question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So to be clear, I think what we're saying is that anyone who doesn't conform to the traditional view of beauty (i.e. they've been hit full on in the face by the ugly stick) shouldn't get laid?

Only good looking people?

Who knows, maybe Ms Boyle compensates with exceptional effort and skills ?? She could be the most awesome shag!

Who's taking one for the team to find out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is people's problem with her, so she wasn't blessed in the looks department does not mean that she should be slated in all directions for it..."

What she lacks is more then made up by her voice.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true"

whilst you may have a general point I don't see that you need to use someone else in a manner which belittles them..

bit sad really but hey ho..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true

whilst you may have a general point I don't see that you need to use someone else in a manner which belittles them..

bit sad really but hey ho.."

and then you pick on Dwarfs - nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true"

Without a doubt she would get laid. She could even have flu and get a meet.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true

whilst you may have a general point I don't see that you need to use someone else in a manner which belittles them..

bit sad really but hey ho..

and then you pick on Dwarfs - nice one "

grammar police alert I suspect..

I wasn't picking on anyone..

picky is as picky does eh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing against her,,,but no thanks

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true

whilst you may have a general point I don't see that you need to use someone else in a manner which belittles them..

bit sad really but hey ho..

and then you pick on Dwarfs - nice one

grammar police alert I suspect..

I wasn't picking on anyone..

picky is as picky does eh.."

You do realise I was joking

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"nothing against her,,,but no thanks "

What was your smiley indicating/ what was the context it was used please?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true

whilst you may have a general point I don't see that you need to use someone else in a manner which belittles them..

bit sad really but hey ho..

and then you pick on Dwarfs - nice one

grammar police alert I suspect..

I wasn't picking on anyone..

picky is as picky does eh..

You do realise I was joking"

I do now you've put a smiley icon..

doh..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true

whilst you may have a general point I don't see that you need to use someone else in a manner which belittles them..

bit sad really but hey ho..

and then you pick on Dwarfs - nice one

grammar police alert I suspect..

I wasn't picking on anyone..

picky is as picky does eh..

You do realise I was joking

I do now you've put a smiley icon..

doh..

"

belittles

hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nothing against her,,,but no thanks

What was your smiley indicating/ what was the context it was used please?"

as in yuk no thanks,,but shes a lovely person

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"nothing against her,,,but no thanks

What was your smiley indicating/ what was the context it was used please?

as in yuk no thanks,,but shes a lovely person "

She's knobbing Piers Morgan anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true"

Why is it sad someone may want to have sex with her?

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Heard the _xpression "different strokes for different folks"?

Sorry but I really dislike this thread. Rather nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true"

More chance of her getting laid on here than you i would think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heard the _xpression "different strokes for different folks"?

Sorry but I really dislike this thread. Rather nasty. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything .."

you do know that some people will see your wife as an "anything" don't you. It's not nice being looked down upon

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Heard the _xpression "different strokes for different folks"?

Sorry but I really dislike this thread. Rather nasty. "

She may not be everyone's cup of tea, but beauty is more then skin deep, and ugly personality/nature shines through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heard the _xpression "different strokes for different folks"?

Sorry but I really dislike this thread. Rather nasty.

She may not be everyone's cup of tea, but beauty is more then skin deep, and ugly personality/nature shines through."

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Uhoh time to go.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs

Why the negativity?

I know this has been done to death, but as a wise person once said on here there is someone for everyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She might give an amazing blowjob or have a really tight vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate threads like these! get a grip every1 has different tastes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is people's problem with her, so she wasn't blessed in the looks department does not mean that she should be slated in all directions for it..."

Well said!!

But of course it's ok for people on here to describe her as ugly because they are also good looking... Aren't they???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could Bernard manning or eddy large get laid on fab swingers? Yes of course they could and so could susan boyle. if she realy wanted too that is.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

As long as she dint fucking sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like someone said anyone can get laid

this place takes it to another level though. its not surprising that it would be popular with alot of mingers

the despos get a load of women to try their luck with and the women get to feel desired by a load of despos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything .."

You were slating he just as much as you are slating men.

To be honest your opening post is as vile as it is indefensible

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I think there are all kinds of people on here but definitely someone for everyone. personality goes a long way towards making people fun and narrow minded attitudes seem mean. Yes she could find someone on here, as we all can. Surely to goodness we should be encouraging peoples differences rather than demeaning them for not being 'conventional'. If everyone wanted the size 10 blonde with a barbie figure it would be a very small site with no hope for most of us

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything ..

You were slating he just as much as you are slating men.

To be honest your opening post is as vile as it is indefensible"

Aye give him a shovel keep digging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything .."

Susan Boyle has a wonderful personality and I'm sure if she was into swinging she would get loads of meets.

Personality and a dirty mind do it for some, looks for others.

Everyone has a right to be here and use this site how they want, some guys want quick nsa relief while others want at least a bit of friendship.

Some women like the feeling of getting a guy off but wants nothing more than that.

Fab suites these people.

Nasty comments like this almost make you sound like you feel your missing out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is people's problem with her, so she wasn't blessed in the looks department does not mean that she should be slated in all directions for it...

What she lacks is more then made up by her voice.

"

So if she sings while you fuck her then it's all good ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could Bernard manning or eddy large get laid on fab swingers? Yes of course they could and so could susan boyle. if she realy wanted too that is."

Bernard Manning may struggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are blessed with looks, some with creativity and some with brains is the point (some lucky bastards have all 3!) is the point Im trying to make. The post is a reminder of what's wrong about social media where people can write their thoughts without no thought to consequences. What if Susan Boyle used fabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG.....that is all.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything ..

You speak for yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes she could get a shag ........ its a warm hole . and for some that's all they need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

susan boyle could have a 10 man gangbang onhere if she wanted

maybe we should send her the link

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol what a question, all women can get laid here, they just need to open their legs and get hundreds of offers

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By *EDONISTIC2Couple
over a year ago

west hill sw20

Susan Boyle is welcome in our bed ANYTIME! As long as she's up for DPS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the Twitter mistake her pr team made when she released an album

Susanalbumparty

It went down well I bet

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Why dont we go up a level, seeing as all this is hypothetical and people missing the 'not so seriousness' of it all.

Could Susan Boyle and Anne Widdicome manage to pull off a 3 some on this site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol what a question, all women can get laid here, they just need to open their legs and get hundreds of offers "

Yeah but hundreds of offers from who though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything .."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why dont we go up a level, seeing as all this is hypothetical and people missing the 'not so seriousness' of it all.

Could Susan Boyle and Anne Widdicome manage to pull off a 3 some on this site?"

I don't see why not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the women who use their tits to get a shag. Nice tits,shame about the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget the women who use their tits to get a shag. Nice tits,shame about the face "

Hell yeah. I have seen Vickey Pollard look alike getting shagged here! Gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest with so many desperate single guys on here shed get laid if she looked like the hunch back of Notre Damm and the Elephant man. Visits to the chat room will prove my point."

That made me really laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest with so many desperate single guys on here shed get laid if she looked like the hunch back of Notre Damm and the Elephant man. Visits to the chat room will prove my point.

That made me really laugh out loud "

That's so hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget the women who use their tits to get a shag. Nice tits,shame about the face "

No need to look at the mantle piece whilst stoking the fire.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could Bernard manning or eddy large get laid on fab swingers? Yes of course they could and so could susan boyle. if she realy wanted too that is.

Bernard Manning may struggle "

Do you think?

Given the OP's bloodied carcass is currently being dragged around the chat room like a sack of offal I wonder how well dear old Bernie's threads would sit with the fable faithful?

He'd struggle to get a reply to a single message he sent, never mind get laid.

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford


"Simon Cowell dressed up as Susan Boyle could get laid on FAB "

He'd probably have more chance!!

But anyone can get laid on Fab, swinging is a massive spectrum so there's someone for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there may be some people in glass houses throwing stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simon Cowell dressed up as Susan Boyle could get laid on FAB "

Ha ha ha

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I think there may be some people in glass houses throwing stones "

You spelt bricks wrong.

Seriously... this thread has a lot of vile stuff in it and just confirms that forum post stalking is worthwhile homework.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i can, anyone can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think there may be some people in glass houses throwing stones "

'Erhem'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tweeted Susan saying she should consider doing a "Swing" album seems it would be quite popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simon Cowell dressed up as Susan Boyle could get laid on FAB

He'd probably have more chance!!

But anyone can get laid on Fab, swinging is a massive spectrum so there's someone for everyone!"

Except Bernard Manning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about roy chubby brown then, least he would make you laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what about roy chubby brown then, least he would make you laugh. "

That's debatable

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Don't forget the women who use their tits to get a shag. Nice tits,shame about the face

Hell yeah. I have seen Vickey Pollard look alike getting shagged here! Gross "

Yeah but ...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"what about roy chubby brown then, least he would make you laugh. "

He was/is married so he gets it anyway, I pressume.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If I can pull any one can pull

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"If I can pull any one can pull "

Oh behave you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think there may be some people in glass houses throwing stones

You spelt bricks wrong.

Seriously... this thread has a lot of vile stuff in it and just confirms that forum post stalking is worthwhile homework. "

I agree

belittling people because they don't conform to our own perception of what's attractive is pretty pathetic and certainly not an attractive trait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I can pull any one can pull "

I pulled my hamstring once

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"If I can pull any one can pull

I pulled my hamstring once "

Ohhh I bet that hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I can pull any one can pull

I pulled my hamstring once

Ohhh I bet that hurt "

Yeah it told me to feck off and read it's profile properly before I message

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"If I can pull any one can pull

I pulled my hamstring once

Ohhh I bet that hurt

Yeah it told me to feck off and read it's profile properly before I message "

Block it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahahah ahahaha the passive aggression to the metabolically and aesthetically challenged is hilarious!! you guys deserve a medal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simon Cowell dressed up as Susan Boyle could get laid on FAB

"

Hahahahahaha

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By *canfastMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Sometimes some of the best sex I've had has been with people that are not that good looking cos their heads ain't up there own arses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes some of the best sex I've had has been with people that are not that good looking cos their heads ain't up there own arses. "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Ahahah ahahaha the passive aggression to the metabolically and aesthetically challenged is hilarious!! you guys deserve a medal. "

Thems some big words you are using there sonny

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

With the money she has got hell yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes some of the best sex I've had has been with people that are not that good looking cos their heads ain't up there own arses. "

Well, it would make it a lot easier during anal, I guess!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't sing, probably not that good at sex and yeah some sort of ugly stick headed my way

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London


"what about roy chubby brown then, least he would make you laugh. "

As the Royle family would say "my arse".

You are kidding, aren't you? He is nothing more than a foulmouthed misogynistic racist pig.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

As was Bernard Manning......

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"wasn't slating susan ..more the guys on fab that wuill poke anything .."

Yeah.....sure sounds like you're not slating her...i assume you are super models then?!

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY

"Anyone can get laid, here" we can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Anyone can get laid, here" we can't "

Oh go on then, I'll take one for the team and meet you

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over a year ago

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"what about roy chubby brown then, least he would make you laugh.

As the Royle family would say "my arse".

You are kidding, aren't you? He is nothing more than a foulmouthed misogynistic racist pig. "

this..

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I would love to read that susan boyle had a nice man in her life but not sure she feels she needs one lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"she has a pulse,then yes, sad but true"

I think the really sad is.... some judgemental covert shag snob thinking it is 'sad' that another human being could find someone to have sex with.

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