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Somebody write some veris for me please

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My brain still isn't working.

Where's Tina when you need her?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I write my best stuff in the wee hours - just stay up late tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be liberal with the truth?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"My brain still isn't working.

Where's Tina when you need her?"

Waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should just do a general one for this weekend

'It was great to meet you and stick a label on your boob on Friday/Saturday/ both nights (delete as applicable)'

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want"

Thats not what she meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about "This is a female human with 2 eyes, 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 boobs and skin. She really likes sex and oxygen"?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Studies show, you concentrate more when you are bursting for a pee.

Saw it on QI once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

Thats not what she meant "
what does she mean then that's how it looks might be me not knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want"

She ment help with veries for other people she met this weekend, whilst having breakfast in a hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh got you silly me was it good meet want to meet again was they good/bad i know no details so couldn't help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

Thats not what she meant what does she mean then that's how it looks might be me not knowing "

Yes it is you getting the wrong end of the stick! Mmmm now let me think is she 1. Asking for people to give her veris 2. Or has there been a massive swinging event on this weekend that she went to? God this is hard work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary. "
your onto a winner there it couldn't of been great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary. "

Or maybe she's struggling because she just got back from a 3 day trip travelling about 350 miles and doing 2 club nights! I know I'm still recovering from the 2 club nights and and 200 mile travelling lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

Thats not what she meant what does she mean then that's how it looks might be me not knowing

Yes it is you getting the wrong end of the stick! Mmmm now let me think is she 1. Asking for people to give her veris 2. Or has there been a massive swinging event on this weekend that she went to? God this is hard work! "

Damn, if there was a massive swinging event this weekend, I wish someone would of told me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

Thats not what she meant what does she mean then that's how it looks might be me not knowing

Yes it is you getting the wrong end of the stick! Mmmm now let me think is she 1. Asking for people to give her veris 2. Or has there been a massive swinging event on this weekend that she went to? God this is hard work! "

To be fair, he probably wasn't aware of the swinging event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary. your onto a winner there it couldn't of been great "

You couldn't be further from the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary.

Or maybe she's struggling because she just got back from a 3 day trip travelling about 350 miles and doing 2 club nights! I know I'm still recovering from the 2 club nights and and 200 mile travelling lol. "

Oh yes I wasn't sent that memo telling me of the OPs travel arrangements. Must remember to ask before I post anything in future

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

Thats not what she meant what does she mean then that's how it looks might be me not knowing

Yes it is you getting the wrong end of the stick! Mmmm now let me think is she 1. Asking for people to give her veris 2. Or has there been a massive swinging event on this weekend that she went to? God this is hard work! "

In fairness how would he know that VV had been to the event? It was a genuine mistake and he knows what the thread is about now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary. your onto a winner there it couldn't of been great

You couldn't be further from the truth "
nice one mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary.

Or maybe she's struggling because she just got back from a 3 day trip travelling about 350 miles and doing 2 club nights! I know I'm still recovering from the 2 club nights and and 200 mile travelling lol.

Oh yes I wasn't sent that memo telling me of the OPs travel arrangements. Must remember to ask before I post anything in future "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

Thats not what she meant what does she mean then that's how it looks might be me not knowing

Yes it is you getting the wrong end of the stick! Mmmm now let me think is she 1. Asking for people to give her veris 2. Or has there been a massive swinging event on this weekend that she went to? God this is hard work!

In fairness how would he know that VV had been to the event? It was a genuine mistake and he knows what the thread is about now."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am good at veris

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want"

Hahahaha!!! Quality!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary.

Or maybe she's struggling because she just got back from a 3 day trip travelling about 350 miles and doing 2 club nights! I know I'm still recovering from the 2 club nights and and 200 mile travelling lol. "

3 club nights. I was there on Thursday too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I am so sorry that people don't get sense of my humour. As you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

Thats not what she meant what does she mean then that's how it looks might be me not knowing

Yes it is you getting the wrong end of the stick! Mmmm now let me think is she 1. Asking for people to give her veris 2. Or has there been a massive swinging event on this weekend that she went to? God this is hard work!

In fairness how would he know that VV had been to the event? It was a genuine mistake and he knows what the thread is about now."
thanks there's a few people on here just jump in and give you greef if you put something stupid or you don't know thanks admin your one of 1st ones to do it nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i remembered all who i could but i know i forgot a few lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary.

Or maybe she's struggling because she just got back from a 3 day trip travelling about 350 miles and doing 2 club nights! I know I'm still recovering from the 2 club nights and and 200 mile travelling lol.

Oh yes I wasn't sent that memo telling me of the OPs travel arrangements. Must remember to ask before I post anything in future "

Or maybe seeing as you were left out of the memo chain about her travel arrangements, someone could clarify what had actually happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary.

Or maybe she's struggling because she just got back from a 3 day trip travelling about 350 miles and doing 2 club nights! I know I'm still recovering from the 2 club nights and and 200 mile travelling lol.

3 club nights. I was there on Thursday too!"

tyre marks all im saying

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

Thats not what she meant "

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary.

Or maybe she's struggling because she just got back from a 3 day trip travelling about 350 miles and doing 2 club nights! I know I'm still recovering from the 2 club nights and and 200 mile travelling lol.

3 club nights. I was there on Thursday too!

tyre marks all im saying "

You were the one who asked to borrow it!!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The funny thing is I have a creative writing class in an hour.

I feel about as creative as a soggy rice crispie.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My favourite veri I ever received was (and I quote it precisely since I remember it very well) "She's OK but I've had better". Made me roar with laughter. I undisplayed it because he got told off for it and can't redisplay since he went UNLOS. If that's any inspiration anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The funny thing is I have a creative writing class in an hour.

I feel about as creative as a soggy rice crispie."
that's made me giggle you need be more creative write down what you feel and in sorry for 1st comment i didn't know you been club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're struggling to write them maybe they aren't necessary.

Or maybe she's struggling because she just got back from a 3 day trip travelling about 350 miles and doing 2 club nights! I know I'm still recovering from the 2 club nights and and 200 mile travelling lol.

3 club nights. I was there on Thursday too!

tyre marks all im saying

You were the one who asked to borrow it!! "

i actually thought my ate wouldn't be intrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The funny thing is I have a creative writing class in an hour.

I feel about as creative as a soggy rice crispie."

Sometimes you have to be in the veri writing zone otherwise you end up over thinking & nothing flows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite veri I ever received was (and I quote it precisely since I remember it very well) "She's OK but I've had better". Made me roar with laughter. I undisplayed it because he got told off for it and can't redisplay since he went UNLOS. If that's any inspiration anyway..."

What a charmer he was!!!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am too old for 3 consecutive nights at a club and a 340 mile round trip!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"My favourite veri I ever received was (and I quote it precisely since I remember it very well) "She's OK but I've had better". Made me roar with laughter. I undisplayed it because he got told off for it and can't redisplay since he went UNLOS. If that's any inspiration anyway...

What a charmer he was!!!"

Oh he was. We had similar daft senses of humour and I'd just left him one with every veri cliché I could possibly think of crammed into 2 paragraphs. We'd already written 'real' veris for each other following our first meet so it was a bit of mutual silly fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am too old for 3 consecutive nights at a club and a 340 mile round trip!"

I'm too old for 2 consecutive club nights and a 200 mile round trip, but I'm doing it all over again by the look of it at the end of October, though no label sticking that time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

Thats not what she meant "
LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite veri I ever received was (and I quote it precisely since I remember it very well) "She's OK but I've had better". Made me roar with laughter. I undisplayed it because he got told off for it and can't redisplay since he went UNLOS. If that's any inspiration anyway...

What a charmer he was!!!

Oh he was. We had similar daft senses of humour and I'd just left him one with every veri cliché I could possibly think of crammed into 2 paragraphs. We'd already written 'real' veris for each other following our first meet so it was a bit of mutual silly fun."

Oh, so you wasn't angry or upset by it . Sorry, I got the wrong end of the stick!!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I am too old for 3 consecutive nights at a club and a 340 mile round trip!

I'm too old for 2 consecutive club nights and a 200 mile round trip, but I'm doing it all over again by the look of it at the end of October, though no label sticking that time lol "

I have a hotel room booked for both the Rocky Horror weekend and the Hallowe'en weekend. I'll be cancelling at least one booking though due to lack of funds.

I may cancel both due to lack of stamina now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite veri I ever received was (and I quote it precisely since I remember it very well) "She's OK but I've had better". Made me roar with laughter. I undisplayed it because he got told off for it and can't redisplay since he went UNLOS. If that's any inspiration anyway..."

Brilliant!! My kind of veri.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am too old for 3 consecutive nights at a club and a 340 mile round trip!

I'm too old for 2 consecutive club nights and a 200 mile round trip, but I'm doing it all over again by the look of it at the end of October, though no label sticking that time lol

I have a hotel room booked for both the Rocky Horror weekend and the Hallowe'en weekend. I'll be cancelling at least one booking though due to lack of funds.

I may cancel both due to lack of stamina now! "

I've just booked for Halloween and might well be adding the foam party in as well, depends on how much Fosters Xtasia have stocked up on by then

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"My favourite veri I ever received was (and I quote it precisely since I remember it very well) "She's OK but I've had better". Made me roar with laughter. I undisplayed it because he got told off for it and can't redisplay since he went UNLOS. If that's any inspiration anyway...

What a charmer he was!!!

Oh he was. We had similar daft senses of humour and I'd just left him one with every veri cliché I could possibly think of crammed into 2 paragraphs. We'd already written 'real' veris for each other following our first meet so it was a bit of mutual silly fun."

Aww bugger, I was mightily impressed thinking that it was a real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how about "This is a female human with 2 eyes, 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 boobs and skin. She really likes sex and oxygen"?

"

2eyes 2 arms 2 legs an 3 boobs lol sorry just need wee joke

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Not everyone I met had boobs. And one only had one arm. Sort of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should just do a general one for this weekend

'It was great to meet you and stick a label on your boob on Friday/Saturday/ both nights (delete as applicable)'

"

mine came off so i just answered to any name and just said yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should just do a general one for this weekend

'It was great to meet you and stick a label on your boob on Friday/Saturday/ both nights (delete as applicable)'

mine came off so i just answered to any name and just said yes"

I was available for resticking duties, you only had to ask lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should just do a general one for this weekend

'It was great to meet you and stick a label on your boob on Friday/Saturday/ both nights (delete as applicable)'

mine came off so i just answered to any name and just said yes"

boobs mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't that cheating ill giv u a veri if you want

She ment help with veries for other people she met this weekend, whilst having breakfast in a hotel "

Could just say these people are really polite n tidy when they eat?

We met a few in the Park Inn too....so easy to spot fellow swingers lol!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"He's nothing much to look at, but was the best I could get at the weekend."

"WOW!.... Which stands for - Wanked Off & Went"

"7/10 for the sex. 10/10 for the excuse to leave shortly after cumming"

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