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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A friend once told me to add 1 part vinegar to 3 parts water and spray it on my windscreen on a cold night to prevent frost forming. Not tried it yet. Have you ever thought wow that tip really works?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To save money, renew your wash/laundry basket ech week.

Mine is currently sponsored by Gala Apples.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Lean against the wall putting all your weight on your right arm for 10 mins, then bash one out. Check to make sure your arm is numb first.

This is a unisex top tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always practice safe sex by never giving them your phone number

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

On my single bi female profile, I ask for big cock pics,

They come in handy on my 'jumbosausagefannycrusher' profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save money on buying condoms by using a crisp packet with a rubber band ... inside out also adds a bit of flavour to mid hump oral as a wee bonus .... though prawn cocktail may be a bit of a faux-pas ......

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

avoid paying bedroom tax by turning your spare room into a starbucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use silicone spray on your door seals to stop them freezing also.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


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To save money, renew your wash/laundry basket ech week.

Mine is currently sponsored by Gala Apples. "

A colleague used to put his jeans in the freezer (instead of washing them).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recreate that HD 4K High Definition Television effect by simply looking out of the window

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

PHILANDERERS: Avoid the embarrassment of shouting out the wrong name in bed by having flings only with girls who have the same name as your wife.

SINGLE MEN: Get a glimpse of married life by taping Woman's Hour on Radio 4, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV while trying to watch something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop a 2p coin into a vase of water with a bunch of tulips and they won't wilt as easily.

I have not yet tested this theory with cocks.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

increase your chances of getting a second meet with a fab member by borrowing money from them.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"increase your chances of getting a second meet with a fab member by borrowing money from them."

Ahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you message a single fem - Instead of thinking of something original, pleasant and witty to say - simply send her a picture of your erect penis ( or several, in case she didn't notice the first one!) - preferably ejaculating! This is guaranteed to arouse her and make her hit the 'reply' button straight away!!

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