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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you describe the person above you in this thread with only 5 words?

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Yeah no fucking bastard picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a potty, potty mouth.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Not that I'm bothered anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That does not describe me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Witty Banter From Clever Chaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately no pic to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She looks a bit naughty

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By *lintessential1Man
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

no idea who they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdy? Clint? Are you American?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't leave my mum alone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't leave my mum alone.... "

"I would walk five hundred ......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delicious far travelled pirate guy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Delicious far travelled pirate guy....."

"Ship ahoy, me lusty wench!"

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Theres nothing wrong with defeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nut allergies not a problem...

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Anyone seen my brothers goar

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By *lintessential1Man
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye


"Howdy? Clint? Are you American?"

Clint's not my real name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, make my day....

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By *B4everCouple
over a year ago

Erdington


"Go on, make my day.... "

Sexy hilarious joke on profile!

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By *lintessential1Man
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

do ya feel lucky punk?

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By *lintessential1Man
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

disclaimer: I don't really think you're a punk, it was merely an opening I couldn't resist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"disclaimer: I don't really think you're a punk, it was merely an opening I couldn't resist!"

Oooh matron!!! Carry on Clint!!!

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By *lintessential1Man
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye


"disclaimer: I don't really think you're a punk, it was merely an opening I couldn't resist!

Oooh matron!!! Carry on Clint!!! "

what time are you available?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 29/09/14 05:33:56]"

Removed by poster at 05:33.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/09/14 05:37:07]

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"[Removed by poster at 29/09/14 05:33:56]

Removed by poster at 05:33. "

I was too slow today

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By *lintessential1Man
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

it happens to us all

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"[Removed by poster at 29/09/14 05:33:56]

Removed by poster at 05:33.

I was too slow today "

Sexy fairy cum filled face!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Thank you for being kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake "

I wish it was forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

I wish it was forever "

do you grant magic wishes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake "

Or applying the beauty treatment

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

I wish it was forever do you grant magic wishes?"

If only I could Kelly

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

Or applying the beauty treatment "

Ouch that stings a bit

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

Or applying the beauty treatment

Ouch that stings a bit "

Be still my throbbing cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

Or applying the beauty treatment

Ouch that stings a bit "

But it's good for you

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

Or applying the beauty treatment

Ouch that stings a bit

But it's good for you "

Are you a real doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

Or applying the beauty treatment

Ouch that stings a bit

But it's good for you

Are you a real doctor "

Don't worry, get em off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

Or applying the beauty treatment

Ouch that stings a bit

But it's good for you

Are you a real doctor

Don't worry, get em off! "

He said, camera in hand...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

Or applying the beauty treatment

Ouch that stings a bit

But it's good for you

Are you a real doctor

Don't worry, get em off!

He said, camera in hand... "

I am a bit shy

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

Or applying the beauty treatment

Ouch that stings a bit

But it's good for you

Are you a real doctor

Don't worry, get em off!

He said, camera in hand...

I am a bit shy "

Cough splutter cough splutter cough!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

Or applying the beauty treatment

Ouch that stings a bit

But it's good for you

Are you a real doctor

Don't worry, get em off!

He said, camera in hand...

I am a bit shy

Cough splutter cough splutter cough!"

You don't believe me mister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lickawitch attempting the Swan Lake

Or applying the beauty treatment

Ouch that stings a bit

But it's good for you

Are you a real doctor

Don't worry, get em off!

He said, camera in hand...

I am a bit shy "

Don't worry, nursey will help!

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ive seen your fairy pics!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Ive seen your fairy pics! "

So have half the site

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Show the other half then!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Show the other half then!"

They don't want to look

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

No accounting for taste then

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"No accounting for taste then"

Not everyone gets to taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a very messy eater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No accounting for taste then"

Are you a master then?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Is a very messy eater "

You need a bib on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste "

I've just had my breakfast

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ive been called a Master-bater!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

are you a mistress yet

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste

I've just had my breakfast "

Oh well, maybe next time

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"are you a mistress yet"

Not when ive a penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you a mistress yet"
I do love your arse

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"are you a mistress yetI do love your arse "
lots of fabbers love yours xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you a mistress yetI do love your arse "

Kelly is a good friend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you a mistress yetI do love your arse

Kelly is a good friend x "

I followed the rules of the game here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste

I've just had my breakfast

Oh well, maybe next time "

Looks like you have too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you a mistress yetI do love your arse lots of fabbers love yours xxx"
I know shocking... But nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you a mistress yetI do love your arse

Kelly is a good friend x "

thank you red .... Big hug x

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste

I've just had my breakfast

Oh well, maybe next time

Looks like you have too! "

I haven't had my breakfast

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Looks stunning in those stockings

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Best cock ive ever seen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste

I've just had my breakfast

Oh well, maybe next time

Looks like you have too!

I haven't had my breakfast "

Sorry, thought that was porridge.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste

I've just had my breakfast

Oh well, maybe next time

Looks like you have too!

I haven't had my breakfast

Sorry, thought that was porridge. "

What are you talking about?

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Cum, jizz, man juice, spunk!

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By *lintessential1Man
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

there's always one isn't there?

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"there's always one isn't there? "

You! Read the posts above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there's always one isn't there? "

Can only see one eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there's always one isn't there?

Can only see one eye. "

very pretty pink stockings etc

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"there's always one isn't there?

Can only see one eye. "

love your stockings, very pretty

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Tall photogenic stockinged welsh lady

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"there's always one isn't there?

Can only see one eye.

love your stockings, very pretty "

Hit my compliment limit now!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Tall photogenic stockinged welsh lady "

Dur! Slow typing one handedly

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Has nipples ready for sucking

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Has nipples ready for sucking"

Get a room you guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste

I've just had my breakfast

Oh well, maybe next time

Looks like you have too!

I haven't had my breakfast

Sorry, thought that was porridge.

What are you talking about? "

Thought you were eating messily

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By *lintessential1Man
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

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By *lintessential1Man
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye


"there's always one isn't there?

You! Read the posts above!"

I know was only messin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall photogenic stockinged welsh lady

Dur! Slow typing one handedly "

One handedley will do nicely.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste

I've just had my breakfast

Oh well, maybe next time

Looks like you have too!

I haven't had my breakfast

Sorry, thought that was porridge.

What are you talking about?

Thought you were eating messily "

Yes I understand now....sorry

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Shall i throw sickie today?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste

I've just had my breakfast

Oh well, maybe next time

Looks like you have too!

I haven't had my breakfast

Sorry, thought that was porridge.

What are you talking about?

Thought you were eating messily

Yes I understand now....sorry "

Its very bitter without sugar

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste

I've just had my breakfast

Oh well, maybe next time

Looks like you have too!

I haven't had my breakfast

Sorry, thought that was porridge.

What are you talking about?

Thought you were eating messily

Yes I understand now....sorry

Its very bitter without sugar "

I think it tastes yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No accounting for taste then

Not everyone gets to taste

I've just had my breakfast

Oh well, maybe next time

Looks like you have too!

I haven't had my breakfast

Sorry, thought that was porridge.

What are you talking about?

Thought you were eating messily

Yes I understand now....sorry

Its very bitter without sugar

I think it tastes yummy "

I'll stick to cornflakes, thanks

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I like your picturesque avitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like your picturesque avitar "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynx and feet very interesting

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Careful with those teeth missy

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Looks great on a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very blurry standing to attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks great on a cake "

Not my cup of tea (sorry) x

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Very blurry standing to attention "
lol was nervous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature, bare chested Mancunian man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirter a message into my...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirter a message into my... "

Gorgeous lips beautiful bodied woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirter a message into my...

Gorgeous lips beautiful bodied woman "

a very sexy tattooed man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirter a message into my...

Gorgeous lips beautiful bodied woman a very sexy tattooed man"

Jewel of a Kentish town

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cottontraders. Must buy pants now.

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown


"Squirter a message into my...

Gorgeous lips beautiful bodied woman a very sexy tattooed man"

. Need a bra. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cottontraders. Must buy pants now."

Next....I'll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cottontraders. Must buy pants now."

Next....I'll have you know

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys


"Cottontraders. Must buy pants now.

Next....I'll have you know"

Whites are whiter than white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cottontraders. Must buy pants now.

Next....I'll have you know

Whites are whiter than white"

Slimmed leggy beauty with heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cottontraders. Must buy pants now.

Next....I'll have you know

Whites are whiter than white"

Me daz... You lovely legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Goodnatured 5 word Yoda Speaks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodnatured 5 word Yoda Speaks."
a very nice looking shadow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodnatured 5 word Yoda Speaks.a very nice looking shadow "

Kind enchanting words alluring boobs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got a profile picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got a profile picture!"

He's anal over profile pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non unus sed duo testes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non unus sed duo testes.... "
I rely want your boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non unus sed duo testes.... "

Got gorgeous eyes and lips....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodnatured 5 word Yoda Speaks.a very nice looking shadow "
we share the same name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non unus sed duo testes.... I really want your boots "
bloody phone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breasts Too much to handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto."

very very very nice bum!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Black lace cupping seductive curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

East Anglian buxom blonde bombshell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verily a cheekily deviant charmer

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