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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I baked a Victoria Sponge with strawberry jam, whipped cream and fresh strawberries today to take into work tomorrow for the McMillan babe off.

Guess what I just did?

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By *tillup4funMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Same as i would do eat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

babe off? Bake off! Mind you, I think our Consultants would prefer the babe off!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I baked a Victoria Sponge with strawberry jam, whipped cream and fresh strawberries today to take into work tomorrow for the McMillan babe off.

Guess what I just did?"

You're having a babe off?

You need to bake another one now or get the M&S one that has the coffee morning logo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a bit missing now by any chance...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I baked a Victoria Sponge with strawberry jam, whipped cream and fresh strawberries today to take into work tomorrow for the McMillan babe off.

Guess what I just did?

You're having a babe off?

You need to bake another one now or get the M&S one that has the coffee morning logo.

"

I only had a teeny weeny slice. Is it ok for me to blame my 9 year old? Will I still go to heaven?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"I baked a Victoria Sponge with strawberry jam, whipped cream and fresh strawberries today to take into work tomorrow for the McMillan babe off.

Guess what I just did?

You're having a babe off?

You need to bake another one now or get the M&S one that has the coffee morning logo.

I only had a teeny weeny slice. Is it ok for me to blame my 9 year old? Will I still go to heaven?"

Wrap it really tight in cling film ..... No one will notice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I baked a Victoria Sponge with strawberry jam, whipped cream and fresh strawberries today to take into work tomorrow for the McMillan babe off.

Guess what I just did?

You're having a babe off?

You need to bake another one now or get the M&S one that has the coffee morning logo.

I only had a teeny weeny slice. Is it ok for me to blame my 9 year old? Will I still go to heaven?

Wrap it really tight in cling film ..... No one will notice "

They will when I unwrap it!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I baked a Victoria Sponge with strawberry jam, whipped cream and fresh strawberries today to take into work tomorrow for the McMillan babe off.

Guess what I just did?

You're having a babe off?

You need to bake another one now or get the M&S one that has the coffee morning logo.

I only had a teeny weeny slice. Is it ok for me to blame my 9 year old? Will I still go to heaven?"

Still? I lost my ticket years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut it into slices and they'll never know!!! If asked just say I thought it would save you a job xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cut it into slices and they'll never know!!! If asked just say I thought it would save you a job xx"

Never thought of that! Thank you! You have saved my shame!!!x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Cut it into slices and they'll never know!!! If asked just say I thought it would save you a job xx

Never thought of that! Thank you! You have saved my shame!!!x"

don't do it tonight though or all the slices will be stale.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cut it into slices and they'll never know!!! If asked just say I thought it would save you a job xx

Never thought of that! Thank you! You have saved my shame!!!x

don't do it tonight though or all the slices will be stale. "

If I did it tonight there wouldn't be any slices to take, just a very fat secretary rolling into the office!x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Cut it into slices and they'll never know!!! If asked just say I thought it would save you a job xx

Never thought of that! Thank you! You have saved my shame!!!x

don't do it tonight though or all the slices will be stale.

If I did it tonight there wouldn't be any slices to take, just a very fat secretary rolling into the office!x"

lol! I made a cake for my daughter on Friday afternoon and some peanut butter, sour cherry cookies sandwiched with Philadelphia cheese, peanut butter and icing sugar cream and cherry conserve (all very low calorie stuff). Our daughter and her boyfriend had a slice of cake each and left the rest behind....guess who HAD to eat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut it into slices and they'll never know!!! If asked just say I thought it would save you a job xx

Never thought of that! Thank you! You have saved my shame!!!x

don't do it tonight though or all the slices will be stale.

If I did it tonight there wouldn't be any slices to take, just a very fat secretary rolling into the office!x"

I think you were very restrained!!! I'd have eaten the lot!!........... Actually the cake wouldn't have got further than the butter and sugar stage!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Cut it into slices and they'll never know!!! If asked just say I thought it would save you a job xx"

Genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I baked a Victoria Sponge with strawberry jam, whipped cream and fresh strawberries today to take into work tomorrow for the McMillan babe off.

Guess what I just did?

You're having a babe off?

You need to bake another one now or get the M&S one that has the coffee morning logo.

I only had a teeny weeny slice. Is it ok for me to blame my 9 year old? Will I still go to heaven?"

Eat the evidence. No-one will know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a piece of warm lemon meringue pie and cream....think I've just gone to heaven....All hail Delia

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