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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know I shouldn't, but it's the best laugh we've had for ages in our club recently....

They were playing Prize Bingo in the bar, and everytime a number was called, an old lady said "Woss 'e say?", followed by a shout from everyone else around the table..."10 Nan", "31 Nan".

Soon after someone shouted "Nan you've won!!" followed by "House!"

"Woss I won then?"

"You've won the hamper Nan"

"A hamster? what do I want with a bloody hamster, anyway the cat'll have it, can I have have summat else?"

.................

The club was in uproar, best laugh for ages, and Nan loved her hamper...once she realised what it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I shouldn't, but it's the best laugh we've had for ages in our club recently....

They were playing Prize Bingo in the bar, and everytime a number was called, an old lady said "Woss 'e say?", followed by a shout from everyone else around the table..."10 Nan", "31 Nan".

Soon after someone shouted "Nan you've won!!" followed by "House!"

"Woss I won then?"

"You've won the hamper Nan"

"A hamster? what do I want with a bloody hamster, anyway the cat'll have it, can I have have summat else?"

.................

The club was in uproar, best laugh for ages, and Nan loved her hamper...once she realised what it was "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I shouldn't, but it's the best laugh we've had for ages in our club recently....

They were playing Prize Bingo in the bar, and everytime a number was called, an old lady said "Woss 'e say?", followed by a shout from everyone else around the table..."10 Nan", "31 Nan".

Soon after someone shouted "Nan you've won!!" followed by "House!"

"Woss I won then?"

"You've won the hamper Nan"

"A hamster? what do I want with a bloody hamster, anyway the cat'll have it, can I have have summat else?"

.................

The club was in uproar, best laugh for ages, and Nan loved her hamper...once she realised what it was "

old people can be some of the funniest on the planet,superb story lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she was my nan I would go to bingo with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gd 1 lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aint got a deaf nana but have a funny mother. Think a few of you may know this story. When trying to explain to her how two lesbian friends have babies she wanted to know how.

So I went into lengthy details explaining the turkey baster and the gay guy who donated etc etc

To my mother exclaiming.....oh i get you....they were artifically intimidated werent they

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