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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on

The seat.

IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they

Deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go

Inside bars.

IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they are called managers.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really a Manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very good

there is one more tho

at work, at the end of the day you get to go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on

The seat.

IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they

Deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go

Inside bars.

IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they are called managers. "

i dont, im a gardener haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol xx

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