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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My arse is disappearing and my keks keep slipping southwards.

Wierd really coz my weight and waist size is pretty constant.

I can remember a Billy Connolly sketch where he asks why a blokes arse shrinks as he gets older.....well it's happening to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I noticed I groaned when standing up the other day, i never used to do that, it didnt even hurt, whats that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its when your knees make all those clicking noises when you stand up is when the worry will set in with me, and yeah, bending over to pic something up off the floor, I do a little moan, dont know when that started

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Your arse shrinks

Your balls get bigger

Your ears and nostrils get hairier

Its not good is it and as for the men getting older........well the list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your arse shrinks

Your balls get bigger

Your ears and nostrils get hairier

Its not good is it and as for the men getting older........well the list is endless "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I noticed I groaned when standing up the other day, i never used to do that, it didnt even hurt, whats that all about"

Started doing that circ aged 40...now at almost 50 the groans are the result of aging, aching limbs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

every time I groan, our dog growls..... he must think I want to fight him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every time I groan, our dog growls..... he must think I want to fight him "

I nearly posted only one way to find out but never, I'm off to Punch myself arounf the Head now

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