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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He doesn't walk around the car to open the door for you anymore.

Seeing the pictures of the start of the Conservative Party conference and Cam opening Sam's door reminded me that when an ex stopped doing that for me was the beginning of the end.

What other signs have you had?

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

When you stop saying good night with a kiss.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When you no longer wrap yourself up with each other in bed

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The kiss turns into a peck unless asking for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he no longer wakes you up with a brew n a kiss on the weekend and stops buying you lush bath bombs n running your bath for you when you have worked late

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

When you feel your grip on the veg knife tighten when he comes into the kitchen.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When you feel your grip on the veg knife tighten when he comes into the kitchen."

that's definitely a sign.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you stop holding hands when walking in town.....that was sign number one for me.

Sign number two was when I caught him coming out of a neighbours house looking guilty!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When the words I'm working late are said too often and the perfume smells start appearing lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the last Patio slab goes down

Brookside Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u fart in front of him and he farts and tries to put ur head under the duvet! He nicknamed me pumpkin cos app I pump a lot

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When u fart in front of him and he farts and tries to put ur head under the duvet! He nicknamed me pumpkin cos app I pump a lot

But a nickname is usually a sweet and endearing thing.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

When you set fire to the bed with them in it.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

you know the passenger door can open from the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when he says he is going for a round of golf for the 3rd time in a week yet his clubs are in the garage

funny how many so called golfers spend their afternoons in cupids lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find out that they are on a dating site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He loses his wedding ring in a Greek Taverna whilst on Honeymoon. I should have taken that as a sign from Kharma!

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

"you know the passenger door can open from the inside"

Thought that myself. Did you ever open the door for him?

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

When she starts doing agency shifts which never get paid closely followed to douching prior to "Weight Watchers" and taking poppers with her.

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Not opening the car door for you? Bloody hell, the bastard.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when one of them create a single profile on here without the other knowing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he refuses to be seen with you in daylight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When, like in a card game, you start off with two hearts and a diamond, then a little later you wish you could get your hands on a club and a spade...

A mate came out with that one in the pub a couple of days ago, and I thought it was rather good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When, like in a card game, you start off with two hearts and a diamond, then a little later you wish you could get your hands on a club and a spade...

Is an axe or a chainsaw a step too far ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't be bothered anymore. You look forward to him going to work rather than coming home. When you say I'll be up in a minute, knowing full well. You will wait till you know he's, fallen asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When, like in a card game, you start off with two hearts and a diamond, then a little later you wish you could get your hands on a club and a spade...

Is an axe or a chainsaw a step too far ?

Thats when you know for sure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't be arsed to tidy your muff and shave your legs/arms

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"you know the passenger door can open from the inside

Thought that myself. Did you ever open the door for him? "

It was never something I asked for or expected. I bristled against it when I first met him. But, being gracious, it was his thing and he told me it gave him pleasure so I graciously allowed it. When he stopped it was a sign that it no longer gave him pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find yourself rolling your eyes

when he starts speaking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms in a weekend bag when visiting home. He'd had a vasectomy after our second was born.

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By *ingerbicky69Woman
over a year ago

EXETER

When you have to go spend £75 on a dildo because he cant make you come!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of dressing nicely and having hair styled you meet him from the station in your gardening clothes ......... and he doesn't notice!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

He can't wake up for morning sex before you got to get up and feed horses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can't be bothered anymore. You look forward to him going to work rather than coming home. When you say I'll be up in a minute, knowing full well. You will wait till you know he's, fallen asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he stops running your baths stops cooking for you paying you complements taking you out and u slip in to same old thing day in day out xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When either of you make a cup of tea or coffee fior the other and there is no thanks ...

Must admit thats never happened yet for us .

Mind you I have never opened the car door for Sabrina since we first met , am I bad ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is depressing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this is depressing!

It is isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reaches for the razor blades ..... Lol

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

When you find out on facebook he already has a girlfriend!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaches for the razor blades ..... Lol"

Share, busty and I need them too.

Or....We could start a thread about why we love cake

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

"When you feel your grip on the veg knife tighten when he comes into the kitchen."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaches for the razor blades ..... Lol"

Fuck im in tears here after my recent separation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaches for the razor blades ..... Lol

Share, busty and I need them too.

Or....We could start a thread about why we love cake

Mmmmmm I prefer cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's more exciting to give yourself a treat rather than have sex with your partner.!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

So true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you use the electric tooth brush and it tastes of your partners pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she's fucking someone else behind your back.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when going to bed means to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*keeps note*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when she rips your beating heart out of you chest and drives her stiletto heel through it.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Blimey a lot of this brings back memories, thank fuck for divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... she leaves the bathroom door open when taking a dump ??

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By *oomar1Man
over a year ago

Stalybridge

All this is why you never see a poor divorce lawyer

Are people able too be together forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she stops ironing my underpants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she's fucking someone else behind your back."

And they say that fucking behind a partners back actually saves the relationship

... In my opinion...well yes I have my own opinions about this

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By *oomar1Man
over a year ago

Stalybridge

"When she's fucking someone else behind your back.

And they say that fucking behind a partners back actually saves the relationship

... In my opinion...well yes I have my own opinions about this

Wonder if all those on here who fuck people behind their partners backs see it as saving there marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know the passenger door can open from the inside

Thought that myself. Did you ever open the door for him?

I always open the door for any passengers in my car, and if female I will offer my hand to help. My father taught me well.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"you know the passenger door can open from the inside"

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

So true!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get red roses for Valentines day!

White. Always white - and never on Valentines day for 19 years!

Best thing that ever happened x

Sara

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I can't imagine living with someone if any 'honeymoon phase' is over, it just seems such a horrid waste of precious time that you have on this earth..

but hey, I haven't walked in those shoes.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can't imagine living with someone if any 'honeymoon phase' is over, it just seems such a horrid waste of precious time that you have on this earth..

but hey, I haven't walked in those shoes.

The honeymoon period is lovely and for a rare breed it lasts forever in little ways.

Normality has to come to all relationships but some signs are just too big to ignore.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Is the end of the honeymoon period the end of the relationship? Sounds like it from some of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find yourself rolling your eyes

when he starts speaking."

Ooops! I've been caught on video with this one

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is the end of the honeymoon period the end of the relationship? Sounds like it from some of the above

No, not always. Sometimes it can be as some don't have much more than the lovey dovey of the heady days of lust. Real and strong relationships have honeymoons that morph into being the everyday reality but without the tiptoeing around each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't want to be in the same room together

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

When you cut the cake.

When you still open her door but your still driving

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

When him just breathing is annoying you enough to want to smother him !!!! (With a pillow not kisses) !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you feel your grip on the veg knife tighten when he comes into the kitchen.

that's definitely a sign."

I remember that one and knew it was time to leave

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By *exybbw_69Couple
over a year ago

Biggleswade

When he'd prefer to play computer games than come to bed with you.

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

When the thought of him having an affair and leaving you is on the same scale of excitement as winning the lottery !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaches for the razor blades ..... Lol

Share, busty and I need them too.

Or....We could start a thread about why we love cake

Mmmmmm I prefer cake

Chocolate fudge or carrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you feel your grip on the veg knife tighten when he comes into the kitchen."

Pmsl hahaha

When he doesn't stop himself and your lucky if it last 2 minutes these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the end of the honeymoon period the end of the relationship? Sounds like it from some of the above

If it's an enduring relationship the honeymoon period never ends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you feel your grip on the veg knife tighten when he comes into the kitchen."

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