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Femmefatales Saturday night Status Shuffle.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Rules.

Status must stay up for 24 hours

I will choose who you get to write a status for by pairing you with another poster.( This can be same or opposite sex, no moaning!)

I will post your pairings on the thread.

No whining if I have forgotten you...REMIND ME!

Remember it has to be an even number of posters for me to pair you up.

As soon as you receive your status post it in this thread please, if you cannot contact the poster you are paired with due to blocks or filters write their status on this thread in the first instance, NO TRYING TO GET ROUND BLOCKS AND FILTERS.

Have a giggle, that's what its all about!

So come on all you have to do is post “I’m in” its that simple.

Enjoy!

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, I'm in

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love this thread bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in!

You're so fuuun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be mad, never done this before but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always enjoy this. I'll play Femme

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Be warned I'm drinking Jack Daniels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am still out in town so bare with me,

Oh am plastered as we'll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on count me in!! Never done this before so will give it a whirl x

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

First batch...

Cheekychops with Scrumdiddlyumptious

Mysterious Guy with Miss tightblackpussy

Spartan 85 with Deepdrillz

Yeoldewitchdoc with missmo66

Yam123 with fareham Kane

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Oohh go on then. . I'm feeling naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not, I am in to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might regret this, I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Here's Johnny, err sorry superramfan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep breath....im in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't PM mine so I am waiting for the delightful lady to let me know what mine is. I have a humdinger of an idea

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Second batch....

Banana Cake and Shag tonight

21pions and _ecretly seductive

xmiss jx and mr marmite

sexy deep throat queen and superamfan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am still out in town so bare with me,

Oh am plastered as we'll "

Be very afraid!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Deep breath....im in. "
Noted next batch xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hides behind sofa out of the way of Meetthefockers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deep breath....im in. Noted next batch xx"

Should I be afraid? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So would I use this as status femme?

21pions and _ecretly seductive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting on Yam...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Deep breath....im in. Noted next batch xx

Should I be afraid? Lol"
Probably

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"So would I use this as status femme?

21pions and _ecretly seductive "
Shut it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in. !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So would I use this as status femme?

21pions and _ecretly seductive "

lol you message me with what my status has to say. I've sent yours. Be as funny or mischievous as you want. I'm very brave

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

Ooh I'm in

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"So would I use this as status femme?

21pions and _ecretly seductive Shut it. "

lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Come on gentlemen, show some balls.....not the dangly ones either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So would I use this as status femme?

21pions and _ecretly seductive

lol you message me with what my status has to say. I've sent yours. Be as funny or mischievous as you want. I'm very brave "
I got it now and yes got urs will update as well, will think of a good one for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in "

I cant message you, but my status for you, would be:- "every womans favourite dessert, extra helpings if you're good-looking!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missmo66's status has been sent

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have noted all your names those who haven't been matched yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss tightblackpussy

Cameraman wanted for my Tgirl bukake party. Watch me submit my all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last message was for spartan 85

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done Shag's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always drawn to this thread. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on gentlemen, show some balls.....not the dangly ones either. "

I only have dangly ones unless you mean footballs Got loads of them

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've done mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done Shag's "
I done banana cake's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in if this is still rolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for guy to message me back. So I can send him his n vice versa..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I've just had mine.....he's going in the cauldron for this one lmfao

I got....

I know I asked for a dominant man with animal magnetism, but sheepshaggers who offer tie me up to shear my snatch are not what I had in mind

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Third batch....

MissCariadus and Ejay

Sunriselover and meet the fockers

Persian princess and ms thunderthighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am going to regret this in the morning

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Waiting for guy to message me back. So I can send him his n vice versa.."

snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg I've just had mine.....he's going in the cauldron for this one lmfao

I got....

I know I asked for a dominant man with animal magnetism, but sheepshaggers who offer tie me up to shear my snatch are not what I had in mind

"

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Am going to regret this in the morning "
Lmfao......

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Omg I've just had mine.....he's going in the cauldron for this one lmfao

I got....

I know I asked for a dominant man with animal magnetism, but sheepshaggers who offer tie me up to shear my snatch are not what I had in mind

"

pmsl

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting for guy to message me back. So I can send him his n vice versa..

snap"

Hate the waiting game. :/ yawn. Hope they come online soon. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for Yam...blocked men mailing him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little scared but go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we having a results thread Femme or are we posting statuses here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lost interest waiting ....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Are we having a results thread Femme or are we posting statuses here? "
On here I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lost interest waiting .... "

Aye I know what you mean. Not good is it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine from Missmo is

If only I was a real doctor......looking at this it's gonna take more than a potion to fix it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine always bottle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we having a results thread Femme or are we posting statuses here? On here I think."
Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill have you instead hunny :P xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread! Count me in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then , I'm in ! It has to be better than last time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill have you instead hunny :P xxx"

Who do you want??

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Don't think my partner wants to play with me no answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done mine for meet the fockers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't think my partner wants to play with me no answer "

You're not the only one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao at shags,

I could see him saying that for real

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Don't think my partner wants to play with me no answer "
They will give it a lil time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've done mine for meet the fockers..."

You have an inbox.

I am sooooo dead

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

Oh shit ! I'm thinking I should have let her go first !!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Christ go in then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love my status I gave to my partner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too right! Lol.

I have a meet planned tomorrow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop whoop can't wait Sydney University finally called me about doing those experiments bring on the probes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love my status I gave to my partner lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao at shags,

I could see him saying that for real "
lol ty and wouldn't mind having a 3sum of it, 2 xcross with one girl

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Fourth Batch....

Missbehavingxx andLuschiouslips

Cinnamonandginger and Flirtyguy

Iowa aeowyn and Rustynuts11

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Don't think my partner wants to play with me no answer They will give it a lil time"

yep we're working on it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao at shags,

I could see him saying that for real "

had any tasty cucumbers tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too right! Lol.

I have a meet planned tomorrow... "

Oh dear!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

have I missed anyone out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I got "Take the EJay taste test. 10/10 women say thier pussies prefer it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too right! Lol.

I have a meet planned tomorrow...

Oh dear! "

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have I missed anyone out?"

Yes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's up and already had an offer

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Were in "
Noted

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I keep getting asked if I really want cock pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I got "Take the EJay taste test. 10/10 women say thier pussies prefer it""

Fantastic

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fourth Batch....

Missbehavingxx andLuschiouslips

Cinnamonandginger and Flirtyguy

Iowa aeowyn and Rustynuts11

"

My status partner will need to send mine first... I cant mail her

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Fourth Batch....

Missbehavingxx andLuschiouslips

Cinnamonandginger and Flirtyguy

Iowa aeowyn and Rustynuts11

My status partner will need to send mine first... I cant mail her "
You can do it on the thread.

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"Whoop whoop can't wait Sydney University finally called me about doing those experiments bring on the probes "

Oops !!! Hun you have to put it as your status ! Not post it on here !!!! Then give me one back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My status from Ejay

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you dont have a good partner you'd better have a good hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too right! Lol.

I have a meet planned tomorrow...

Oh dear! "

That's what happens when you drink wine .. By the bucket.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

I cant message you, but my status for you, would be:- "every womans favourite dessert, extra helpings if you're good-looking!""

ok, yours is " a woman's mind is cleaner than a mans because they change it more often"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep getting asked if I really want cock pics lol "

Well of course you do! Lol I've been asked where the sauna is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep getting asked if I really want cock pics lol "

I think you have just ended any chance of me getting any meets,

Of Women that is

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

 If my girlfriend has a really huge clit, like a few inches, is it gay if I suck it like it's a dick? What do I do with her balls while I do that?

I've sent miss 21 hers. .. mine from her is up see above...omg I going to have so many explanations to do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fourth Batch....

Missbehavingxx andLuschiouslips

Cinnamonandginger and Flirtyguy

Iowa aeowyn and Rustynuts11

"

Sent one for Iowa

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" If my girlfriend has a really huge clit, like a few inches, is it gay if I suck it like it's a dick? What do I do with her balls while I do that?

I've sent miss 21 hers. .. mine from her is up see above...omg I going to have so many explanations to do lol

"
lmfao

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No no and no

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Lol I got "Take the EJay taste test. 10/10 women say thier pussies prefer it""

aww ejay...I don't doubt it lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No no and no "
Oh go on.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I keep getting asked if I really want cock pics lol

I think you have just ended any chance of me getting any meets,

Of Women that is "

That's my plan then you will just have to meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" If my girlfriend has a really huge clit, like a few inches, is it gay if I suck it like it's a dick? What do I do with her balls while I do that?

I've sent miss 21 hers. .. mine from her is up see above...omg I going to have so many explanations to do lol

"

I know I gave you yours, but I'm still laughing at it.

My status - I like anal.. The bigger and harder the better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally got mine.

Unusually frigid girl seeks urban sloth

Hopefully no one will message me asking about said status in next 24 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha lol tis done!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"have I missed anyone out?

Yes me "
No I havent, pay attention.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Finally got mine.

Unusually frigid girl seeks urban sloth

Hopefully no one will message me asking about said status in next 24 hours "
They will, trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too right! Lol.

I have a meet planned tomorrow...

Oh dear!

That's what happens when you drink wine .. By the bucket.. Lol"

I've only had one bottle of beer. Just imagine, had the status shuffle been done later

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

in off the deep end !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Shag,take your men block off. I want to see who gets most offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel gutted I haven't got one

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


" If my girlfriend has a really huge clit, like a few inches, is it gay if I suck it like it's a dick? What do I do with her balls while I do that?

I've sent miss 21 hers. .. mine from her is up see above...omg I going to have so many explanations to do lol

I know I gave you yours, but I'm still laughing at it.

My status - I like anal.. The bigger and harder the better?"

and so the messages start lol!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Were in "
Luvesmuffin I have noted you are in.....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally got mine.

Unusually frigid girl seeks urban sloth

Hopefully no one will message me asking about said status in next 24 hours They will, trust me. "

And as I reply my inbox is saying I have one unread. could be a rather eventful night now!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" I feel gutted I haven't got one "
I will repair you with luvesmuffin. Sorry Mr Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Shag,take your men block off. I want to see who gets most offers "
lol banana it is of as I get loads of men saying how good my body is thru out the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Were in Luvesmuffin I have noted you are in.....x"
ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Were in Luvesmuffin I have noted you are in.....xok x"
You now have been paired xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Were in Luvesmuffin I have noted you are in.....xok x"
is it miss Jx yes? X

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Were in Luvesmuffin I have noted you are in.....xok xis it miss Jx yes? X"
Yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Were in Luvesmuffin I have noted you are in.....xok xis it miss Jx yes? XYes x"
ok xx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"We're in"
Noted, just need someone to pair you with xx

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Femme ..you need a second in command to help bat the replies out as fast as the requests come in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear it's.started. someone wants to be my.urban sloth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Jx please open your age range if you don't mind

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Femme ..you need a second in command to help bat the replies out as fast as the requests come in !"
I think I am organised....I haven't missed anyone out yet, I don't think Have I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're inNoted, just need someone to pair you with xx"

Okies x

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Rusty !

:- I don't know why he left in tears, it was only 17 inches and ok I may have forgot to use lube but MAN UP!!!

I'll look forward to my next batch of messages !

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hotgeordiecple and hard wood2.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Am going to regret this in the morning "

Ha ha just read Scrumdiddly's

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thanks Rusty !

:- I don't know why he left in tears, it was only 17 inches and ok I may have forgot to use lube but MAN UP!!!

I'll look forward to my next batch of messages ! "
The scoundrel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it xxx

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Thanks Rusty !

:- I don't know why he left in tears, it was only 17 inches and ok I may have forgot to use lube but MAN UP!!!

I'll look forward to my next batch of messages ! The scoundrel! "

omg that's so funny! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks Rusty !

:- I don't know why he left in tears, it was only 17 inches and ok I may have forgot to use lube but MAN UP!!!

I'll look forward to my next batch of messages ! "

you never told me you had one that big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am lucky really as no one sends me messages anyway but I might be blocked by half of fab now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor flirtyguy didn't know I knew the area where he lives quite well hehe

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A big thumbs up from me to all who have participated..... thank you xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" hotgeordiecple and hard wood2."

Ok, I'm thinking.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am lucky really as no one sends me messages anyway but I might be blocked by half of fab now

"

Oh dear. Good status. Won't be able to ever eat cucumber same way again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fk.. Mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cameraman wanted for my Tgirl bukake party. Watch me submit my all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/09/14 21:19:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD40 works better than pussy juice for lubing Rustys Nuts

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Am lucky really as no one sends me messages anyway but I might be blocked by half of fab now

"

ahh that is so bad lol!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

loving the statuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya all daft buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else.playing along to messages they have received?? Is it bad I am?? I don't even know what an urban sloth is-... oooops

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"ya all daft buggers "
and bloody good sports!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Is anyone else.playing along to messages they have received?? Is it bad I am?? I don't even know what an urban sloth is-... oooops"
You go fer it but they might tell their mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else.playing along to messages they have received?? Is it bad I am?? I don't even know what an urban sloth is-... oooopsYou go fer it but they might tell their mates "

Haha I feel bad. But hey it's all fun and games right?

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Why not it's a dull Saturday night so I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ya all daft buggers and bloody good sports! "

they are and what ya tryin to say like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone needs to do part 2

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why not it's a dull Saturday night so I'm in "
You have me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines up, so funny, just fucked him my bag is so stretched, its like throwing a hot dog, down the mersey, any takers?

All filters now open lol

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A big thumbs up from me to all who have participated..... thank you xxxx"

Thank you to you too. Great thread. Xx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Someone needs to do part 2 "
Premature shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still don't get this?

Any help?

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