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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Firstly I should say im flattered that ladies ask for fashion advice n makeup tips from me.

Im happy to be your fashion guru and style icon girls BUT please stop messaging me ive had over 3 thousand requests this morning alone.

most of the ladies on the forum get in touch on an hourly basis begging for advice and I just cant keep up with the demand.

Your sincerely (the fruit salad) mikki.xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hmmmm to busy privately messaging me eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do fries go with that shake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do fries go with that shake?"

can i have mine super sized?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please respond to my message about how to look sexy in my new dress

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

whats the shortest skirt you can wear while going comando ?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Will I ever look good in Speedos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I go blond again? Or dark or stay the same??!! Please help?!!!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"whats the shortest skirt you can wear while going comando ?"

There is never a skirt short enough for going commando.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please respond to my message about how to look sexy in my new dress "

lol I prefer your squirrel costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats the shortest skirt you can wear while going comando ?

There is never a skirt short enough for going commando. "

There is if your bollocks are hanging out the bottom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats the shortest skirt you can wear while going comando ?

There is never a skirt short enough for going commando.

There is if your bollocks are hanging out the bottom! "

pmsl,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Mikki,

I'm about to get my ears pierced for the first time. When they are healed should I go for the Pat Butcher 1 tonne earrings, the council house hoops, or the lobe stretchers (so after a year there's a hole big enough to be ear fucked?)

Confused in Invergordon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Mikki,

I'm about to get my ears pierced for the first time. When they are healed should I go for the Pat Butcher 1 tonne earrings, the council house hoops, or the lobe stretchers (so after a year there's a hole big enough to be ear fucked?)

Confused in Invergordon. "

dangly diamond ones with matching chocker

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"whats the shortest skirt you can wear while going comando ?

There is never a skirt short enough for going commando.

There is if your bollocks are hanging out the bottom! "

Lol, was thinking more the Jodie Marsh belt type skirt.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Does my bum look big in this???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true that if your showing your legs, you should cover your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that if your showing your legs, you should cover your boobs in spunk "

yes and no

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By *supermenCouple (MM)
over a year ago

North London

3 thousand messages this morning lol

Kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that if your showing your legs, you should cover your boobs "

What if your boobs cover your legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that if your showing your legs, you should cover your boobs

What if your boobs cover your legs? "

Well then you buy the appropriate undies and hoist them up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that if your showing your legs, you should cover your boobs in spunk

yes and no "

I had to read that twice then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 thousand messages this morning lol

Kill me "

it was actually nearer 12 thousand,,honest,,trust me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does my bum look big in this???"

yes,,but what a wiggle go for it boyfriend

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"Does my bum look big in this???

yes,,but what a wiggle go for it boyfriend "

AWWW you say the sweetest things

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