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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorns laughter and smell like a rainbow....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Mine smell like cinnamon buns.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I have no words to describe my gentle glittery puffs......Dave might but he can't really talk with his gas mask on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always blame mine on the dog

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

God, I stunk myself out earlier has to open the back door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorns laughter and smell like a rainbow...."

Not me no glitter hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lies! Women fart like men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorns laughter and smell like a rainbow....

Not me no glitter hear. "

Don't mention glitter! The mere thought brings a certain derriere out from under his rock!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Lies! Women fart like men.

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no they cant they can never get enough pressure as their mouth is never shut long enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love puffs..

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Lies! Women fart like men.

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Correction Women fart better than men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lies! Women fart like men.

Correction Women fart better than men!"

I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

No they don't - apologies that was me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lies! Women fart like men.

no they cant they can never get enough pressure as their mouth is never shut long enough "

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Lies! Women fart like men.

Correction Women fart better than men!

I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me "

Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lies! Women fart like men.

Correction Women fart better than men!

I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me

Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter! "

Game on then. I'll show you how I roll

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Lies! Women fart like men.

Correction Women fart better than men!

I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me

Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter!

Game on then. I'll show you how I roll "

Trumpet trousers at the ready!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't fart. I rock mans world to the core.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"[Removed by poster at 27/09/14 00:02:24]"

Nice one definitely a *high five!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Lies! Women fart like men.

Correction Women fart better than men!

I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me

Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter!

Game on then. I'll show you how I roll

Trumpet trousers at the ready! "

I made my hubby puke once cause he couldn't get out the room quick enough.

*hi 5!!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing I love about being single is that I can lie in bed at night and fart and snore to my heart's content - my ex used to go mad when I did either!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you feed them Hotdogs with onions they DO!And a LOT!

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

What gets me is, they fart... oops sorry, spread glitter in bed and thats acceptable. But wen I do it... welll....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lies! Women fart like men.

Correction Women fart better than men!

I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me

Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter!

Game on then. I'll show you how I roll

Trumpet trousers at the ready! "

Oh bring it on

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Lies! Women fart like men.

Correction Women fart better than men!

I've yet to meet a woman who can out-trump me

Hell I'd give you a run for us money! Used to beat the ex hubby all the time farting that is! Used to give up and walk out unless he'd had lasagna I could never beat him after eating that! Sewage smelt sweeter!

Game on then. I'll show you how I roll

Trumpet trousers at the ready!

Oh bring it on "

I'm bringing it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

my ex did silent but deadlies .. we had to weigh down the duvet on bad nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my ex did silent but deadlies .. we had to weigh down the duvet on bad nights"

Yes, or the ones that just go 'ssssssssssss' but without cheek spreading!

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