FabSwingers.com forum: weird messages...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Winner so far is

'Are you fertile?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Okay. That wins...

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

crickey !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had very similar.

"Does she want breeding " is a particular favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I make you pregnant?"

No fucking can't!! My eggs are being donated to couples that actually need them!!

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By *weet medicineWoman
over a year ago

Kesgrave

"Winner so far is

'Are you fertile?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.

not just me then lo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman ask me out for a drink once.. Now that really is weird.. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

Sorry but I'm

at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winner so far is

'Are you fertile?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.

I've had that message to! What a weirdo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not weird as such - but a wow one - dont get many of them - made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winner so far is

'Are you fertile?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.

cant stand folk sending weird messages

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

I have bunny ears and a tail...do you want to use those too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fuckn know you! i know you! I know where you live ya cow!"

I get that message or a variant of it once a week.

My reply is always the same.

"Cool story bro. Tell it again."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in my hotel room right now, cone and use me as a human toilet, no limits!!"

Straight to the point I guess

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I get the ones who know where I live too. So does the local council and anyone accessing the electoral roll. If I was a shrinking violet I may care but I'm a bit too loud and brash and care not about people who aren't friends family or decent. And that toilet talk is so passe now, I'd like to use toilet duck and bleach rather than take a leak or dump on them. Should be no objection to me stuffing their heads down the pan for a while too -as they did say we can do anything we want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've also had the 'do you fancy me getting you pregnant' message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

'Very organised', - did he have a tray of Kitty Litter sorted, too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winner so far is

'Are you fertile?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.

I have just been asked by a guy for local dogging sites to me? Do I look like a dogger?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I've had the "id love to impregnate you" one and also the "use me as a toilet." I laugh then delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got it - the weird messages equation:-

HORNY + TOO PISHED/STUPID = WEIRD MESSAGES

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Had the 'can i knock you up' message which for reasons enrages me they always get a lengthy telling off!

Weirdest one was 'can i worship your feet?' They didnt want anything but to touch kiss and masturbate onto my feet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winner so far is

'Are you fertile?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.

Ge?a Ophelia!

Call me a weirdo if you like, but it is of the upmost importance for me to discover the maximum annual yeilding ability of your 'very private' garden.

Please return the annual figures post-2008 on receipt of this message as promptly as possible - as I may well decide to plant a couple of spuds there to efficiently recreate!

Kind regards,

Sir Downunda James CBE OBE OFUCKME. ") xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winner so far is

'Are you fertile?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.

Had one guy asking if he could pay ME to come and be MY slave! When I said no, he asked if I would just "cock his cock with a knife then instead" I told him I would cut it off and ram it down his throat!! Juicy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

........sound's like he'd have got off on that, - stop teasing him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YAY.. My weirdo magnet must be working cos I ain't had a message that bad yet!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Someone is still determined to get me carrying their spawn. I just need 18 years of childcare upfront.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YAY.. My weirdo magnet must be working cos I ain't had a message that bad yet!

Have you a reverse pole thing going on there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm in my hotel room right now, cone and use me as a human toilet, no limits!!"

Straight to the point I guess

Yes hadthat a Few times !!! Urgh x

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

A genuine bona fide laugh out loud. Very loudly.

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By *aidtobespankedCouple
over a year ago

Chester

We get some weird messages too!

You really do wonder what response these people are hoping for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am straight but!

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

"Had the 'can i knock you up' message which for reasons enrages me they always get a lengthy telling off!

Weirdest one was 'can i worship your feet?' They didnt want anything but to touch kiss and masturbate onto my feet!! "

I've had, 'get your husband to put you on all fours naked and take a pic of your soles, and send to me.' To be honest my soles aren't my best feature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YAY.. My weirdo magnet must be working cos I ain't had a message that bad yet!

Have you a reverse pole thing going on there?

Haha.. What I meant to say was my anti weirdo magnet is working!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YAY.. My weirdo magnet must be working cos I ain't had a message that bad yet!

Have you a reverse pole thing going on there?

Haha.. What I meant to say was my anti weirdo magnet is working!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........sound's like he'd have got off on that, - stop teasing him!!

yeah you're probably right....bet the thought of that went straight into the want bank!! Feel bad for leading him on now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........sound's like he'd have got off on that, - stop teasing him!!

yeah you're probably right....bet the thought of that went straight into the want bank!! Feel bad for leading him on now....

Yeah, yeah, - I'll bet he'll find that hard to swallow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........sound's like he'd have got off on that, - stop teasing him!!

yeah you're probably right....bet the thought of that went straight into the want bank!! Feel bad for leading him on now....

Yeah, yeah, - I'll bet he'll find that hard to swallow!

i bet he was really cut up about it

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

The mrs reckons I seem to attract the weirdos when we are out vanila style any odd character comes up to chat. I must have one of them faces. Don't know if that's a good thing or bad pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........sound's like he'd have got off on that, - stop teasing him!!

yeah you're probably right....bet the thought of that went straight into the want bank!! Feel bad for leading him on now....

Yeah, yeah, - I'll bet he'll find that hard to swallow!

i bet he was really cut up about it

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I once got a series of threatening messages relating to glitter

I was in therapy for several weeks after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was ur reply

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By *assycouple69Couple
over a year ago

stone

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

Bizarre request... Question was ... Did you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got a series of threatening messages relating to glitter

I was in therapy for several weeks after that

Was it Gary?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I once got a series of threatening messages relating to glitter

I was in therapy for several weeks after that

Was it Gary?"

Er... now that's weird on its own...

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

I have just woke up and logged in to be greeted by this message:

Wot time you geting up 2 day ?

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

I woke up to our first strange message today asking if I'd ever done extreme gagging deep throat until I puke. Not as weird as some people's messages but it's the first slightly strange one we've received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a guy who has asked to paint my portrait in my own pooh he even sent me a diet list so he could have different colours n textures i almost died laughing lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest message I was received was "You're the slut with the STD' that is being talked about all over the forum"

I just replied with "Jolly good. At least while I'm being talked about they are leaving some other poor sod alone"

He then blocked me lol. Very strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up to a message from a guy who i've blocked before and had set up a new profile saying "You might aswell block me again. Why break a habit of a lifetime." So i did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I fuckn know you! i know you! I know where you live ya cow!"

I get that message or a variant of it once a week.

My reply is always the same.

"Cool story bro. Tell it again.""

You do report it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm in my hotel room right now, cone and use me as a human toilet, no limits!!"

Straight to the point I guess

Ive had this a few times off the same guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up to a message from a guy who i've blocked before and had set up a new profile saying "You might aswell block me again. Why break a habit of a lifetime." So i did!"

pmsl thats funny

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've had a few can I get you pregnant messages I usually reply go on then lol...they are lost for words rafter that

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Top 2 have to be

Guy checking out of hotel in an hour but was there with a prostitute and did I want to join them .

The other was asking me to stamp on a rat in my boots .

Funnily enough I Declined both invites .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get the odd weird message but real life tends to throw weirder things at us, at a club earlier in the year a lad casually walked up to a naked Mo and said "I want to destroy you"

.........her reply was come back in 10 years I'm not sure he got it though lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got one that said "I'd like to impregnate you, but it might be a problem since your married."

Annnnnnd that's what help our decision in taking a small break lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've quoted this one before, but I'm still flabbergasted by it:

"Mmm, you remind me of my daughter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had worse than that. More perverted than weird though

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I've had a few can I get you pregnant messages I usually reply go on then lol...they are lost for words rafter that

Those ones i just say I'll need their name andaa dress for the birth certificate and child maintenance and weirdly they go quiet then too lol

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

George Galloway maybe ?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I have a 6 pack

no idea who it was from lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

Sorry but I'm

at this. "

hahahaha

But you know, there is something very sexy about women with cat fancy dress ears, painted on whiskers and tight clothing!

it's no coincidence I fancy Halle berry, Michelle Pfeifer and Anne Hathaway a little bit :P

But maybe that scenario for people that know each other a little better

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

Was it George Galloway?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

wasn't on here but bloke asked if I could watch him on cam cut off his cock

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

George Galloway maybe ?

Beat me to it, lol.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

George Galloway maybe ?

Beat me to it, lol.

Copy cat.

See what I did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wasn't on here but bloke asked if I could watch him on cam cut off his cock"

I had one guy ask if I would cut his off.

I was in B&Q at the time, I probably could have got hold of the tools for the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had...

"Are you fertile?"

"Will you please use me as a human toilet?"

"Do you want to earn a lot of money and regularly?" (Obviously I reported that one)

Oh and a guy offering to be my slave, do all the house work, buy me clothes etc....I probably should have taken him up on the offer

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

I had......"Hi my name is Laura and I'm an escort, does this interest you?". She was part of a couple on here perhaps still who knows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've just got this "Please don't take offence to this but have you ever done extreme gagging deepthroat till you puke?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I fuckn know you! i know you! I know where you live ya cow!"

I get that message or a variant of it once a week.

My reply is always the same.

"Cool story bro. Tell it again."

You do report it ?"

Every single time. But they just make new profiles and message again. Some guys are so sad it beggars belief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just got this "Please don't take offence to this but have you ever done extreme gagging deepthroat till you puke?"

I got that one last week! Clearly he copies and pastes then gets blocked a lot. Lmao!

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

"I had a woman ask me out for a drink once.. Now that really is weird.. Xx

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. I agree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just got this "Please don't take offence to this but have you ever done extreme gagging deepthroat till you puke?"

I got that one last week! Clearly he copies and pastes then gets blocked a lot. Lmao!"

We got this one last week. But it was preceded by quite a nice message.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Winner so far is

'Are you fertile?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.

I've been asked the same question on here more than once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got a message from a fake profile so replied nicely saying he wasn't my type and reported him. He then wrote back saying i was "Too wrinkly and celulity" and he only asked me out coz "I've never fucked someone older than my gran." LMAO! Bitter is a lovley colour on some people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest message I was received was "You're the slut with the STD' that is being talked about all over the forum"

I just replied with "Jolly good. At least while I'm being talked about they are leaving some other poor sod alone"

He then blocked me lol. Very strange."
ooh I got that one too lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

George Galloway maybe ?

*cackling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you up to?"

Sent at 7am on a Sunday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winner so far is

'Are you fertile?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.

I've had that message to! What a weirdo!"

Me too, I'm guessing it's prob the same guy on a wind up mission x

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

weird one for a first message...

I have some BDSM tricks I want to play on you

of course, I am going to let a complete stranger "play" BDSM stuff on a first meet... in your dreams! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I first joined I wondered why people excluded newbies, after seeing this I can kinda imagine why..surley its not verified regulars that are acting the cunt on here is it?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I got one that was just a rant about why do swingers need to justify being swingers as it is only sex ... no fucking idea where that came from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when I first joined I wondered why people excluded newbies, after seeing this I can kinda imagine why..surley its not verified regulars that are acting the cunt on here is it?"

Most of them are verified in my case.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

-Do you like being frightened and stalked?' was a novel way for an admirer to show their enthusiasm, which a sequence of user profiles sent. I'm not easily frightened having seen a lot and been around and I could readily imagine the pathetic specimen that would send such white. I almost sent a contract over to make a film but blocked instead. I'm easily found at my regular haunts but have too many really tough contacts that would scare such tewats shitless. Once you realize there are saddos nothing bothers you when you get how feeble they are in real life.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I received a 'fancy a fuck' ..... From a female

, obviously after the shock I reported this UN lady like behaviour

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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago

Northern England

The weirdest message I've had during my short stay here was "will you rape my wife"?

Deleted without replying & blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked to chop someone's todger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winner so far is

'Are you fertile?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracting freaks.

I thought that guy did the "r U fertile" that's what I was told he messaged half the women up here in one night.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I had a guy ask if I would dress as a cat for Him, he had the ears and tail if I wanted to use them

was it George Galloway ?

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