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The Campanologists (Bell Ringers)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quasimodo was the famous hunch back of Notre Dame. After his death, the bishop of his Cathedral sent word through the streets of Paris that he needed a new bell ringer.

The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and so he went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he shook his head - none were as good as Quasimodo.

Just as the bishop was leaving, a man with no arms approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job.

The bishop was incredulous. 'But, you have no arms!'

'No matter', said the man. 'Observe!' And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the bells. The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo

But suddenly, rushing forward to head the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window. Sadly, he died on the the street below.

The stunned bishop rushed to the armless man. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before.

As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man?' .

'I don't know his name', the bishop sadly replied, 'but his face rings a bell.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All i know is this:

theres a song from the 90s where she sings a song about about "u can ring my bell" its a old one now but still a clubby song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quasimodo was the famous hunch back of Notre Dame. After his death, the bishop of his Cathedral sent word through the streets of Paris that he needed a new bell ringer.

The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and so he went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he shook his head - none were as good as Quasimodo.

Just as the bishop was leaving, a man with no arms approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job.

The bishop was incredulous. 'But, you have no arms!'

'No matter', said the man. 'Observe!' And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the bells. The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo

But suddenly, rushing forward to head the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window. Sadly, he died on the the street below.

The stunned bishop rushed to the armless man. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before.

As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man?' .

'I don't know his name', the bishop sadly replied, 'but his face rings a bell.' "

Very good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All i know is this:

theres a song from the 90s where she sings a song about about "u can ring my bell" its a old one now but still a clubby song.

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Try a song from the 70's not 90's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All i know is this:

theres a song from the 90s where she sings a song about about "u can ring my bell" its a old one now but still a clubby song.

Try a song from the 70's not 90's."

ok i was wrong---sorry! tut tut....*gets back on coffin* huh!

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