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I have the world's largest collection of seashells.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it. "

Good 4 u! yeah i saw on EBAY!! lol lol

ps he sells seashells on the seashore,,,if he sells seashells on the seashore he sells sits n sells sea shells on the seashore!!! lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it. "

Can you please send me your address then?...

I assume it's yourself I need to claim against for damaged caused to my left foot by said collection last year?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

Good 4 u! yeah i saw on EBAY!! lol lol

ps he sells seashells on the seashore,,,if he sells seashells on the seashore he sells sits n sells sea shells on the seashore!!! lol lol "

you didnt see it on ebay, now stop telling porkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

Good 4 u! yeah i saw on EBAY!! lol lol

ps he sells seashells on the seashore,,,if he sells seashells on the seashore he sells sits n sells sea shells on the seashore!!! lol lol

you didnt see it on ebay, now stop telling porkies "

Ok i saw them on the Play dot com website advertised as toys lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I assume it's yourself I need to claim against for damaged caused to my left foot by said collection last year?

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you mean the signs for walking barefoot on the beach may cause a health risk to which the owner of said collection will not be held responsible have not been properly displayed, will go and have a word with customer relations over that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok i saw them on the Play dot com website advertised as toys lol "

notts, you've not seen them anywhere, if you want to add to this thread then thats fine by me, but at least put your brain into first gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok i saw them on the Play dot com website advertised as toys lol

notts, you've not seen them anywhere, if you want to add to this thread then thats fine by me, but at least put your brain into first gear "

Fine my old china,,,,,but next time ure walking on that beach watch out 4 the Sharp stones!! ouch ouch ouch!! lol lol

all beaches down sussex way are stones ones,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i'll keep my sandals on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'll keep my sandals on"

Good idea my old china,,,,so getback to skeggy! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i'll keep my sandals on

Good idea my old china,,,,so getback to skeggy! lol "

get back? I've never been and have no intension of going there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'll keep my sandals on

Good idea my old china,,,,so getback to skeggy! lol

get back? I've never been and have no intension of going there "

erm fine try blackpool? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

try blackpool for what, your not making any sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"try blackpool for what, your not making any sense "

One could assume he is being comical and suggesting places for you to view your collection - though it would be one hell of an assumption

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

being comical?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"try blackpool for what, your not making any sense

One could assume he is being comical and suggesting places for you to view your collection - though it would be one hell of an assumption "

2rite!!

thats rite donny couple!!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


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all beaches down sussex way are stones ones, "

Im guessing youve only been to parts of the sussex coast then ...there are some great sandy beaches as well as pebble ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being comical? "

I said its a big assumption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or u could view them at a museum????

then u really would have a "NITE AT THE MUSEUM" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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all beaches down sussex way are stones ones,

Im guessing youve only been to parts of the sussex coast then ...there are some great sandy beaches as well as pebble ones"

Yeah i have ,im afraid only ones i managered to get to,,,its a nice part of the world there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or u could view them at a museum????

then u really would have a "NITE AT THE MUSEUM" lol "

ok, i want you to explain this comment cause your really going off the rails now and i'm beginning to worry about your well being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or u could view them at a museum????

then u really would have a "NITE AT THE MUSEUM" lol

ok, i want you to explain this comment cause your really going off the rails now and i'm beginning to worry about your well being "

U wanted somewhere to view ure collection of sea shells ,,fine,,np,,,how bout a museum put um in there 4 everyone to see,,marvellous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or u could view them at a museum????

then u really would have a "NITE AT THE MUSEUM" lol

ok, i want you to explain this comment cause your really going off the rails now and i'm beginning to worry about your well being

U wanted somewhere to view ure collection of sea shells ,,fine,,np,,,how bout a museum put um in there 4 everyone to see,,marvellous! "

Specsavers have a special offer on, visit then re-read the post again xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I LIKE SPECSAVERS,,,,,,,,I LIKE A NICE SEASHELL BEACH,,,,,BUT WHICH IS BETTER??

only 1way to fid out--

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cu after the break! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok, you have lost your way a bit, let me put you back in the right direction, you see, the thread header is that i have the largest seashell collection in the world, kept on all the beaches of the world, what I've done there is made a joke, OK, may not be the funniest of jokes but there you have it, now moving the display of seashells to a museum is not a good idea cause it goes against said joke, you know, that its on all the beaches of the world and you've probably seen it? your comment has killed said joke, and as its now lunchtime, I think I'll put the kettle on and make a coffee. Notts, like I said before, i don't mind you posting on my threads but try and be a little grown up please

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

anyone can put what they want on a thread as long as its not breaking the rules or being abusive

you 2 are like a pair of kids with the constant swiping at each other and its like who can get the last word in

its an open forum no-one owns any thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" anyone can put what they want on a thread as long as its not breaking the rules or being abusive

you 2 are like a pair of kids with the constant swiping at each other and its like who can get the last word in

its an open forum no-one owns any thread

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YAAAA!!!! HERE HERE i agree mrs honey pot u a life saver!

now where did i put my seashells?? arrrrr they in my coffee! lol lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

LMFAO @ THIS THREAD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LMFAO @ THIS THREAD "

Frowning at this thread...feels like I've wandered into some alternative universe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LMFAO @ THIS THREAD

Frowning at this thread...feels like I've wandered into some alternative universe! "

ROFLAMO ROFLAMO

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By *xstephbxxCouple
over a year ago

hyde

Just thought id warn the OP...

Just saw a woman down by the beach, she was selling sea shells by the sea shore... !!!

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( and yes, i did have to spell check ! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought id warn the OP...

Just saw a woman down by the beach, she was selling sea shells by the sea shore... !!!

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( and yes, i did have to spell check ! ) "

lol,,,,lol,,,mao ,,lol

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

So Mally you are to blame for no shells on our beaches, you've got them all

We have fab beaches up here, soft golden sand most of them but not a shell on them, use to be loads when we were kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Mally you are to blame for no shells on our beaches, you've got them all

We have fab beaches up here, soft golden sand most of them but not a shell on them, use to be loads when we were kids "

Agreed 100% here here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Mally you are to blame for no shells on our beaches, you've got them all

We have fab beaches up here, soft golden sand most of them but not a shell on them, use to be loads when we were kids

Agreed 100% here here!! "

me thinks you and Mally need a good shag together to get something out ya system.....pistons away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Mally you are to blame for no shells on our beaches, you've got them all

We have fab beaches up here, soft golden sand most of them but not a shell on them, use to be loads when we were kids

Agreed 100% here here!!

me thinks you and Mally need a good shag together to get something out ya system.....pistons away "

Sheeeeeecuff!! sheeeeeecuff!! sheeeeeecuff!! lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wots a sheeecuff....bet its summit else i aint tried yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wots a sheeecuff....bet its summit else i aint tried yet "

iTS FROM ivor the engine back in the 80s.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i will call me magic wand ivor the engine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd be happy to meet notts in person, give a chance to explain him self as to why he has followed me round the forum trying to get me banned

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

OH NO !

Lets play nice boyz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be happy to meet notts in person, give a chance to explain him self as to why he has followed me round the forum trying to get me banned "

hahahahahaha hehehehehee fancy a pint mally? its ure round! hahahaa

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I'd be happy to meet notts in person, give a chance to explain him self as to why he has followed me round the forum trying to get me banned "

The only person that can get you banned is yourself....no one forces you to ype anything.

Having said that....

Notts.......You get the backing of the mods for being allowed to post and for others to ignore anything they don't like as it is obvious you don't like each other.....now you do the same and ignore Mally's posts or you will be banned.

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