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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone got any funny:-

Limericks?

Tongue-twisters?

Spoonerisms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think even Tina could come up with a funny limerick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There once was a man from Madrass

Whose balls were made out of brass

When he'd bang 'em together

They'd play stormy weather

And lightning would shoot out of his ass

ok, maybe they're all corny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a limerick but here goes.

There was a girl from Huddersfield

Who had a cow that wouldn't yield.

The reason why it wouldn't yield?

It didn't like it's udders feeled.

Strange what one can remember from primary school. Teaching has it's advantages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a young man from Horsham

Who took out his balls to wash em.

His mother said "Jack,

if you don't put them back

I'll stand on the bastards and squash em."

Hmmm. Time for bed.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Bit of a tongue twister.

I not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant pluckers son. I am only plucking pheasants, till the pheasant plucker comes.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A fucktwister sounds more fun right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Not a punt cut square, but a square cut punt.

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