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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can't get manflu

It would kill them outright

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! "
Beer and wank cures it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up cup cake!!

Love you really, get well soon. Xxx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Have a double vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have come dowm with bird flu I reckon

Get well soon and stay off the vodka x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Have a double vodka

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Not on a school night!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Get well soon Tease xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Can I muscle in too? I'm feeling poo too, just before my annual trip to Yarmouth as well

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Women can't get manflu

It would kill them outright"

And men don't have periods because A&E would be inundated. There would be blokes weeping all over triage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop being a wuss... I too have been struck down with bird flu. My phone screen has never seen so much snot!! Atchoooo... Get a vodka n some bee hams down your gizzard!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"Women can't get manflu

It would kill them outright

And men don't have periods because A&E would be inundated. There would be blokes weeping all over triage. "

Now now children - behave

Lets all play nice ....unless you prefer naughty

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! Beer and wank cures it.

Wanking does cure the flu, helps to sweat it out.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! Beer and wank cures it.

Wanking does cure the flu, helps to sweat it out.

"
Exactly! Beer cools you down afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women can't get manflu

It would kill them outright"

If I become UNOS get worried

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! Beer and wank cures it.

It doesn't

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I had swine flu once now that's a pig of a flu!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! Beer and wank cures it.

It doesn't

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Is the beer ice cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some man flu juice

Ill cyber send it

Hope you feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man up cup cake!!

Love you really, get well soon. Xxx"

Good Joni luvs ya too ... I mean cup cake!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! Beer and wank cures it.

It doesn't

Is the beer ice cold?

Slushy... Is that to cold ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a double vodka

One has none

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! Beer and wank cures it.

It doesn't

Is the beer ice cold?

Slushy... Is that to cold ?

"
Nooooo....does it make you go " ahhhhhhhh"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind over matter woman! Don't succumb to man flu...next it will be scratching your crotch and belching and farting loudly

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

If you have man flu its just the sniffles so you can be ok!

Now if its woman flu then i'll send a crash team x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have come dowm with bird flu I reckon

Get well soon and stay off the vodka x"

Shocking advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I muscle in too? I'm feeling poo too, just before my annual trip to Yarmouth as well

Of course, spread the TLC

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop being a wuss... I too have been struck down with bird flu. My phone screen has never seen so much snot!! Atchoooo... Get a vodka n some bee hams down your gizzard!

But it's Wednesday ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! "

I'll put you in the corner with 2wheels and you can comfort each other while I get a bit of peace and quiet

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! Beer and wank cures it.

It doesn't

Is the beer ice cold?

Slushy... Is that to cold ?

Nooooo....does it make you go " ahhhhhhhh"?

Hmmm more like ARRRGGHHH BRAIN FREEZE!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mind over matter woman! Don't succumb to man flu...next it will be scratching your crotch and belching and farting loudly

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I do that anyway, I haven't got manflu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mind over matter woman! Don't succumb to man flu...next it will be scratching your crotch and belching and farting loudly

Next.. I do that already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind over matter woman! Don't succumb to man flu...next it will be scratching your crotch and belching and farting loudly

I do that anyway, I haven't got manflu

always knew you wore the trousers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!!

I'll put you in the corner with 2wheels and you can comfort each other while I get a bit of peace and quiet

crystal"

It's me that needs peace & quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke's coming down with man flu as well! Sniffing and sneezing! He's have a hot toddy to try and shift it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! Beer and wank cures it.

It doesn't

Is the beer ice cold?

Slushy... Is that to cold ?

Nooooo....does it make you go " ahhhhhhhh"?

Hmmm more like ARRRGGHHH BRAIN FREEZE!! "
But it took your mind off your sniffle for just a wee minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind over matter woman! Don't succumb to man flu...next it will be scratching your crotch and belching and farting loudly

Next.. I do that already

Worse than I thought. You'll be leaving the bog seat up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Luke's coming down with man flu as well! Sniffing and sneezing! He's have a hot toddy to try and shift it

I suggest you move out for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop being a wuss... I too have been struck down with bird flu. My phone screen has never seen so much snot!! Atchoooo... Get a vodka n some bee hams down your gizzard!

But it's Wednesday ....

Because that makes a difference!

hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some sympathy..

I'm never ever poorly but I've been hit with the curse of bloody MAN FLU!

I just hope I can survive a bit longer before I'm doomed.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! Beer and wank cures it.

It doesn't

Is the beer ice cold?

Slushy... Is that to cold ?

Nooooo....does it make you go " ahhhhhhhh"?

Hmmm more like ARRRGGHHH BRAIN FREEZE!! But it took your mind off your sniffle for just a wee minute.

Oh yeah so it did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mind over matter woman! Don't succumb to man flu...next it will be scratching your crotch and belching and farting loudly

Next.. I do that already

Worse than I thought. You'll be leaving the bog seat up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luke's coming down with man flu as well! Sniffing and sneezing! He's have a hot toddy to try and shift it

I suggest you move out for a week

I can't as we are having some R&R in the midlands! I have locked him in the garage though.. I meant I've put him in isolation until the germs have left the building

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop being a wuss... I too have been struck down with bird flu. My phone screen has never seen so much snot!! Atchoooo... Get a vodka n some bee hams down your gizzard!

But it's Wednesday ....

Because that makes a difference!

hmmmm"

It does yes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've got some night nurse you can have it works wonders. It's not the original mind, it's home made.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got some night nurse you can have it works wonders. It's not the original mind, it's home made. "

Oh go on ile give it a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some night nurse you can have it works wonders. It's not the original mind, it's home made.

Oh go on ile give it a try

Isn't night nurse green? I think the drs is needed

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Boiled lemonade is the cure. Robert Smith is just in The Cure and The Mary Whitehouse Experience took the piss out of The Cure

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got some night nurse you can have it works wonders. It's not the original mind, it's home made.

Oh go on ile give it a try

Isn't night nurse green? I think the drs is needed

Hey don't knock it till you've tried it. Willy Wonka had some really tasty green stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some night nurse you can have it works wonders. It's not the original mind, it's home made.

Oh go on ile give it a try

Isn't night nurse green? I think the drs is needed

I am sure drs is a component in formula 1 cars lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber soup for you i think.

Get well soon beauts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chicken soup is the cure all .. paracetemols and fluffy jumpers

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