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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermm...yes when spouting shit

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank goodness it's not just me then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. All the time xD

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I achieve the swelling in his throat by popping my cock in it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People like that are one of the perks of my job. Can't kill 'em need to fill a form in then

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Yes i did feel like headbutting a woman we all get angry at times but we don't literally go head but her do we lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I achieve the swelling in his throat by popping my cock in it...."

I've seen you choke a few by sticking in their throat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes i did feel like headbutting a woman we all get angry at times but we don't literally go head but her do we lol "

I'm not normally this aggressive but for one man I'd make an exception lol xx

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"Yes i did feel like headbutting a woman we all get angry at times but we don't literally go head but her do we lol

I'm not normally this aggressive but for one man I'd make an exception lol xx"

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww can I gently of course, steer you in the direction of my ex hub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww can I gently of course, steer you in the direction of my ex hub

That's very kind of you, don't mind if I do, do him, do you?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire. "

All men are liers and cheats

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I could make a skin lampshade out of him if you prefer Laine?

All I require is an address and 10 oral sexes from your good self.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire.

All men are liers and cheats

is that a quote?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire.

All men are liers and cheats

is that a quote? "

Yeah from someone else who was moaning about blokes earlier.

Bit tedious tbh

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Look in the lounge for 'most men'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are we allowed to know what prompted this outburst of affection?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could make a skin lampshade out of him if you prefer Laine?

All I require is an address and 10 oral sexes from your good self."

You have those ten and some more when I see him ILLUMINATED!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"are we allowed to know what prompted this outburst of affection?

A person who is causing emotional pain to a family member.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire.

All men are liers and cheats

is that a quote?

Yeah from someone else who was moaning about blokes earlier.

Bit tedious tbh"

That was about men in general, this is about one particular man.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Well that cleared that up then

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I feel like that right now! Chances of calming down = nil.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Its like national period week

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like that right now! Chances of calming down = nil."

Then have a rant and envisage some evil torture to keep your mind busy for a few minutes, I'm sure it will help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are we allowed to know what prompted this outburst of affection?

A person who is causing emotional pain to a family member."

drag him face + nuts down along the cobbles on market st

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"are we allowed to know what prompted this outburst of affection?

A person who is causing emotional pain to a family member.

drag him face + nuts down along the cobbles on market st"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, sounds like a kinky role play lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire. "

I only asked for a Pot noodle and some microwave porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some nasty and violent minded people on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire.

I only asked for a Pot noodle and some microwave porridge

.... and a packed lunch, you think I run a B&B?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire.

I only asked for a Pot noodle and some microwave porridge

.... and a packed lunch, you think I run a B&B?

Just hold my golf bag whilst I have a swing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire.

I only asked for a Pot noodle and some microwave porridge

.... and a packed lunch, you think I run a B&B?

Just hold my golf bag whilst I have a swing

...... takes a run up .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire.

I only asked for a Pot noodle and some microwave porridge

.... and a packed lunch, you think I run a B&B?

Just hold my golf bag whilst I have a swing

...... takes a run up .......

Lifts his kilt and adds lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could make a skin lampshade out of him if you prefer Laine?

All I require is an address and 10 oral sexes from your good self.

You have those ten and some more when I see him ILLUMINATED!

I bet that would brighten up your day, and he'd at least end up with a warm glowing feeling inside.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

very often...but in my dream i'd wear my bike helmet....head butting is painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"very often...but in my dream i'd wear my bike helmet....head butting is painful

Haha

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"..... wanted to head-butt a man, strangle him and kick him so hard in the nuts that they become such a swelling in his throat that you want to strangle him all over again?

Well today I have.

I will of course calm down, control myself and do none of the above but the thought of it is somehow soothing my rising ire.

I only asked for a Pot noodle and some microwave porridge

.... and a packed lunch, you think I run a B&B?

Just hold my golf bag whilst I have a swing

slice or hook?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Its like national period week"

Careful not something you should joke about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww can I gently of course, steer you in the direction of my ex hub

That's very kind of you, don't mind if I do, do him, do you?

Not in the slightest, I think it's a brilliant idea.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Nick wants to do that to me at least once a week.

Dave

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