FabSwingers.com forum: What gets you the meets on Fab?

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Well in my case it's obviously the stunning good looks, bum to die for, sparkling wit and irresitable charm... but what do you think gets you the meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my general all-round fabness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cash and fresh _ruit

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"my general all-round fabness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse first

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Sheer bloody mindedness.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

My sharp tongue and banter usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The actual presence of an XX chromosome.,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offering to fulfil their fantasies rather than banging on about my own and posting pictures of my genitals

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Offering to fulfil their fantasies rather than banging on about my own and posting pictures of my genitals

A pair of pink tights I think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arse first

I just spat coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no idea

word of mouth and I accommodate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much. Most of mine come from elsewhere, strangely....

Never understood why..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The behaviour of other single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My train spotting fetish

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Knowing that I can cook from one of my veris. They can go away with a full belly and empty sac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The behaviour of other single guys

Not the slippers then??

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

my stunning wonderful mix of apathy and sacrasm... mixed with a brutal truthfulness and cynicism....

and those are my good points!!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

sorry.. i meant the promise of drinks and donuts....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Curiosity. The same sort of curiosity that takes people to a circus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry.. i meant the promise of drinks and donuts....

krispy kreme, I hope??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men have 2 heads, I try and use the one with a brain, as opposed to the one with paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The behaviour of other single guys

Not the slippers then??

No they say Shag tonight has one now feck off

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Curiosity. The same sort of curiosity that takes people to a circus

Car crash syndrome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lure them in with false promises.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"sorry.. i meant the promise of drinks and donuts....

krispy kreme, I hope??"

abso-bloody-lutely!!!!

ever make it to newcastle and there will be a dozen assorted varieties awaiting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stalking and chloroform

And duck tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It helps us that fiona looks like Wayne Rooney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse.. Lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Curiosity. The same sort of curiosity that takes people to a circus

Car crash syndrome?

Something similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blind people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having a fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having a fanny

You have a fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having a fanny

You have a fanny?

i wish

might actually get a meet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my bangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having a fanny

I was going to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having a fanny

I was going to say that

Unless you are a straight guy looking to meet TVs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry.. i meant the promise of drinks and donuts....

krispy kreme, I hope??

abso-bloody-lutely!!!!

ever make it to newcastle and there will be a dozen assorted varieties awaiting!!!

rushes off to calculate driving time to Newcastle.....

Nearly 6 hours!!!....oh....but the Krispy Kremes are calling me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my bangers"

And very nice bangers you have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having a fanny

You have a fanny?

i wish

might actually get a meet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well in my case it's obviously the stunning good looks, bum to die for, sparkling wit and irresitable charm... but what do you think gets you the meets?

Not using fab to get meets gets us 99% of our meets , and we have had quite a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry.. i meant the promise of drinks and donuts....

krispy kreme, I hope??

abso-bloody-lutely!!!!

ever make it to newcastle and there will be a dozen assorted varieties awaiting!!!

Im already here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

A game of doubles over the tables works for us, get that cue chalked ready

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperation and lots of other women that say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually when I send 'fancy a fuck' messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

A game of doubles over the tables works for us, get that cue chalked ready

Gimp

Rack em up. Got my fifty pence peices down ... And my Stella's on the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had meets lol but got those by being honest open and willing to take cock in my ass and mouth while their missus watched haahaa

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Turning up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

A game of doubles over the tables works for us, get that cue chalked ready

Gimp

Rack em up. Got my fifty pence peices down ... And my Stella's on the bar

Sorry to but in fifty pence for a game of pool ?? Where do you play its a quid everywhere I go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6pack like "van dam"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would imagine the fact that I have a vagina would be about it really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would imagine the fact that I have a vagina would be about it really. "

May I also point out you are rather damned stunning to look at too may help but yea vagina big bonus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good grasp of English. Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno only had one ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you know when I find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

A game of doubles over the tables works for us, get that cue chalked ready

Gimp

Rack em up. Got my fifty pence peices down ... And my Stella's on the bar

ten bob a game ? kinnell i need to move

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

A game of doubles over the tables works for us, get that cue chalked ready

Gimp

Rack em up. Got my fifty pence peices down ... And my Stella's on the bar

Sorry to but in fifty pence for a game of pool ?? Where do you play its a quid everywhere I go

Nit picker!

we get discount for being so bloody awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

A game of doubles over the tables works for us, get that cue chalked ready

Gimp

Rack em up. Got my fifty pence peices down ... And my Stella's on the bar

Sorry to but in fifty pence for a game of pool ?? Where do you play its a quid everywhere I go

Nit picker!

we get discount for being so bloody awesome

Nothing to do with the Micro Mini n Fishnets then

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

A game of doubles over the tables works for us, get that cue chalked ready

Gimp

Rack em up. Got my fifty pence peices down ... And my Stella's on the bar

ten bob a game ? kinnell i need to move

Gimp

Well feck orf then! I've heard your a crap pool player anyway! I don't know offer some people the hand of friendship, and they throw it in your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

A game of doubles over the tables works for us, get that cue chalked ready

Gimp

Rack em up. Got my fifty pence peices down ... And my Stella's on the bar

ten bob a game ? kinnell i need to move

Gimp

Well feck orf then! I've heard your a crap pool player anyway! I don't know offer some people the hand of friendship, and they throw it in your face.

Ooooo Touchy Touchy

Bleedin Women, soon as they realise they may be onto a hiding they do a runner

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my bangers

And very nice bangers you have too"

Surely someone on this thread will offer to provide the mash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Begging and the promise of hard cash usually works for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my bangers

And very nice bangers you have too

Surely someone on this thread will offer to provide the mash!"

I'm happy to just bang"her cliche

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

God help anyone trying to use this thrad for ideas on how to get meets!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

My profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Begging and the promise of hard cash usually works for me lol"

Sorry I never offer cash lol

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Well as you can see i haven't met on here yet but manage it very easily on other sites confused but not worried i still love the forums

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By *renchDeliceMan
over a year ago

Consett

"God help anyone trying to use this thrad for ideas on how to get meets!

Ahah that's why i wanted to read the thread!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The fact that I am a nice person who can suck cock like a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other profile.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Either my boobs or my peachy ass dependingon which avatar picture I am showing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

A game of doubles over the tables works for us, get that cue chalked ready

Gimp

Rack em up. Got my fifty pence peices down ... And my Stella's on the bar

ten bob a game ? kinnell i need to move

Gimp

Well feck orf then! I've heard your a crap pool player anyway! I don't know offer some people the hand of friendship, and they throw it in your face.

Ooooo Touchy Touchy

Bleedin Women, soon as they realise they may be onto a hiding they do a runner

Gimp

A hiding!

you are funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will let you know when and If It happens

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Used to be my Afro.

These days it's more Fox's boobs.

Or just that we chat to people who've been propping up the bar at clubs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i hadnt been stood up at the weekend - thereby doubling my grand total of fab meets in a oner - i could tell you.

my first meet was clearly beginners luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God only knows, every night I go to bed hoping it'll still be there in the morning tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good banter and cheeky personality....

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Keeping it real! Drama free.. Easy , Simple and tons of mutual respect!! Works for us

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Unfortunately I tend to attract the one's that only look at pics and ignore the wordy bit.......So it's not often I meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For all my eccentricities I do believe that I have a nice personality, and can be rather charming on occasion. I also try and wrap this up in a nice package, and believe its the whole deal that attracts the ladies I meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to make Victoria Sponge with or without yellow crayons

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By *lttattoocoupleCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Being in a couple and having a naughty little minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a move to the midlands! Seems to be where all the interest is coming from

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I drive.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Probably a move to the midlands! Seems to be where all the interest is coming from

What a jolly good idea

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By *exyman301278Man
over a year ago

leeds

Not being fake in your profile, a lot of fat sweaty pervs sat in piss stained undies with a stolen profile pic on here.

Having a tongue with a sense of direction also works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*tumble*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I could finger what it is.......let me rephrase that

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have no clue. But then I'm not trying to meet me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wit, charm & the promise of vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably a move to the midlands! Seems to be where all the interest is coming from

What a jolly good idea

It would seem a good one

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The fact that I can offer a nice hot chocolate or a selection of alcohol.

Also my ability 2 write in sentences when I send msgs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My awesomeness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curves, being a mature woman and a bit nice really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably a move to the midlands! Seems to be where all the interest is coming from

I fully agree with this, been in the midlands for a few days now and we have an increase of messages and invites to meet!

Going to have to start looking for property and jobs

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over a year ago

"Probably a move to the midlands! Seems to be where all the interest is coming from

I fully agree with this, been in the midlands for a few days now and we have an increase of messages and invites to meet!

Going to have to start looking for property and jobs

It's the place to be.

I think it's mt wit, charm & the fact I have boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea they must all be blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of begging letters and my obvious charm n sofistikashon innit

Insidious Gimp

Ahh we'd meet ya for pool n several pints.

A game of doubles over the tables works for us, get that cue chalked ready

Gimp

Rack em up. Got my fifty pence peices down ... And my Stella's on the bar

ten bob a game ? kinnell i need to move

Gimp

Well feck orf then! I've heard your a crap pool player anyway! I don't know offer some people the hand of friendship, and they throw it in your face.

Ooooo Touchy Touchy

Bleedin Women, soon as they realise they may be onto a hiding they do a runner

Gimp

A hiding!

you are funny! "

Yer yer you do realise there's a forfeit here

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helpful well lit photographs which also happen to be in focus_ and don't have six months random detritus in the background.

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By *unchupumkinMan
over a year ago

all over the place lol

"My ass

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that is a mighty fine ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea they must all be blind "

Stop it..... It's your lovely personality gorgeous ....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've reconsidered and it's still the see a circus theory

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well in my case it's obviously the stunning good looks, bum to die for, sparkling wit and irresitable charm... but what do you think gets you the meets?

I'm similar, even Chuck Norris thinks I'm awesome, but if for some reason this amazing package fails to do the business, I find rohypnol and cable ties do the trick admirably

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Probably a move to the midlands! Seems to be where all the interest is coming from

I fully agree with this, been in the midlands for a few days now and we have an increase of messages and invites to meet!

Going to have to start looking for property and jobs

Midlands, you say?

*licks finger and runs it accross right eyebrow*

Intersting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably a move to the midlands! Seems to be where all the interest is coming from

I fully agree with this, been in the midlands for a few days now and we have an increase of messages and invites to meet!

Going to have to start looking for property and jobs

I've strangely noticed that.... Why do people in the midlands get all the damn fun? :P

Why are people so boring down here? ; )

Midlands, you say?

*licks finger and runs it accross right eyebrow*

Intersting...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"sorry.. i meant the promise of drinks and donuts....

krispy kreme, I hope??"

Lemon Meringue ones are my favourite...I can be bribed with those.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Stalking....They get fed up of saying no eventually!

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