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"Why do I hear the sound of a harp now and then while I am logged onto the site " You sure youre not logged on to Swinging Heaven?? That would explain the harps... We are all angels on here of course too, so that might also explain it... Or maybe you are, in fact, dead.  | |||
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As you are not a site supporter you will still have the adverts showing and the sound you are hearing might be coming from one of them?
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"Why do I hear the sound of a harp now and then while I am logged onto the site ? I thought it denoted that there was a new message or wink etc, but no. Is it when someone looks at my profile? Any ideas?" We have no harps here, sorry. Admin x | |||
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"Why do I hear the sound of a harp now and then while I am logged onto the site ? I thought it denoted that there was a new message or wink etc, but no. Is it when someone looks at my profile? Any ideas? We have no harps here, sorry. Admin x" Well I think it's about time you had some - and banjos  | |||
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"Why do I hear the sound of a harp now and then while I am logged onto the site ? I thought it denoted that there was a new message or wink etc, but no. Is it when someone looks at my profile? Any ideas? We have no harps here, sorry. Admin x Well I think it's about time you had some - and banjos "
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"OP? Didn't you know _emmefatale that as men get older their cocks get bigger like the ears. Thats why I got a 9 incher, Im looking forward to being 70 as it's probably gonna be 10inches by then! And when I'm 80, watch out cos I'll probabably have an 11 inch cock by then!"  | |||
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"60 old!Just think Arbroath you'll be older than I am now one day!! " Arbroath isn't my site name or real name! 
Maybe your eyes are getting a wee bit older than the rest of you
And we will all (hopefully) get past being 60 but I will never be older than yourself so am a wee bit confused here again! | |||
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"HI _b430.realised got name wrong after I posted/I not been 2Scotlnd4over 20 rs,forgot Arbroath was a place.If you 39 now u r two thirds my age/when i'm 100 u will b 79 so u will be four fifths my age, so u r catching me up!Doc tod me I had ears of a 20 yr old/optician said I got eyes of 40 yrold/Doc looked at my cock & said I got a FANTASTIC 4skin& that I was well endowed.I agreed with him. " Errrr.....ok. Good luck with this approach. | |||
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"I saw that on sex ed show yummy. But its NOT true. I see thousands of old mens cocks each year at Naturist sites and on nude beaches in sth France,and there are lots of old men with big cocks. I got proof that mine is bigger than when I was 19 cos I used to measure my stiffy and soft cock on desk at home & make a mark. I still got that desk&when I put my cock against the marks its definitly bigger than when I was 19!They also said on sex ed show that it didn't matter if 4skin was chopped off.They forgot 2 mention about the thousands of nerve endings that get slung in the bin after circumcision . I see lots of men in their 60's & 70;s who were cut b4 and during WWar2 and they just got dried out weatherbeaten knobs now. Sorry to go on about 4skin but its so valuable. Even many doctors in this country don't know the function of 4skins.Let alone USA!Its a good job no bugger tried 2 chop off my 4skin when I was a baby or I'd have been after him!Everyone shud have a read of anti circumcision sites. Theres a lot 2 learn about the 4skin.Apart from that my ex gf had loads of fun pouring yoghurt into mine and licking it out! She wouldn't have been able to do that if I'd been cut. Its also good for smuggling something through customs!Ive yet to have a customs officer pull back my 4skin 2 see what's in there!I started tis thread about harp music I hear on this site/now Im arguing against circumcision! Where will it end??? Jon4skin PS Have a look at my fablous 4skin pics on my profile, if there are any women who would like to fil it with yoghurt let me know. Jon4skin" ok...sorry...but just about lost my supper when I read about the eating yoghurt from your foreskin...not something I find a sexy thought at all... | |||
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"Sorry about your supper Yummyx2. I'd better not tell you about the times she held my 4skin closed and wanked my cock so that I filled it with spunk. SHE ENJOYED LICKING THAT OUT AS WELL! Sorry, Hope you've finished your supper! Jon4skin" thanks for that...really put off it now | |||
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"To change the subject Yummy I see that you don't drive.I love driving and never had the chance to teach anyone. If you let me teach you, the best way to practice gear changes would be to wrap your hand around my stiff cock and move it around. After all , my cock has a knob on it just like a gear lever. It's about the same size(9inches) as well! Jon4skin "Grab your coat yummy youve pulled and got some driving lessons too | |||
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"This thread has got to be one of funniest i have seen! Lol x" Snap lol Jon, I am moving you to the lounge so they can all see it there, it is wasted in this section | |||
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"And if you make me cum while practising gear changes Yummy, I'll give you a pass certificate! "But she will still not be able to drive though! | |||
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"HI _b430.realised got name wrong after I posted/I not been 2Scotlnd4over 20 rs,forgot Arbroath was a place.If you 39 now u r two thirds my age/when i'm 100 u will b 79 so u will be four fifths my age, so u r catching me up!Doc tod me I had ears of a 20 yr old/optician said I got eyes of 40 yrold/Doc looked at my cock & said I got a FANTASTIC 4skin& that I was well endowed.I agreed with him. " *Missing word in last version*
You are 60 now and I'm 39 so 21 years of difference, when you are 100 I will be 79, again 21 years of difference.
It doesn't matter how you use fractions I will always be 21 years younger than your good self! | |||
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"And if you make me cum while practising gear changes Yummy, I'll give you a pass certificate!
But she will still not be able to drive though! "yeah! keep playing the harps 4 swinging heaven,,only 1 ,,,but id play 10000 harps 4 fabulous swingers!! lol | |||
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"And if you make me cum while practising gear changes Yummy, I'll give you a pass certificate!
But she will still not be able to drive though!
yeah! keep playing the harps 4 swinging heaven,,only 1 ,,,but id play 10000 harps 4 fabulous swingers!! lol "That made no sense whatsoever in reply to my post Notts, but I suppose in this thread it doesn't need to make sense anyway! | |||
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"And if you make me cum while practising gear changes Yummy, I'll give you a pass certificate!
But she will still not be able to drive though!
yeah! keep playing the harps 4 swinging heaven,,only 1 ,,,but id play 10000 harps 4 fabulous swingers!! lol
That made no sense whatsoever in reply to my post Notts, but I suppose in this thread it doesn't need to make sense anyway! "You said it pal!! u said it. | |||
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"I'm off to shops now so keep chatting,I'll be back later." Get me a six pack of yogurts while you are there please! | |||
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"To change the subject Yummy I see that you don't drive.I love driving and never had the chance to teach anyone. If you let me teach you, the best way to practice gear changes would be to wrap your hand around my stiff cock and move it around. After all , my cock has a knob on it just like a gear lever. It's about the same size(9inches) as well! Jon4skin
Grab your coat yummy youve pulled and got some driving lessons too"I think i will stick to the train and buses... | |||
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"You could always drive an automatic, no gear lever" there is but its usually smaller chunkier and easier to handle and you cant fill it with yougurt ....... | |||
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"You could always drive an automatic, no gear lever there is but its usually smaller chunkier and easier to handle and you cant fill it with yougurt ....... "And you don't have to touch it as often | |||
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"sounds like he could maybe use his 4skin to carry his yogurts home from the shops and still in the pots by the sound of it. Got to agree this is ever so funny cant wait for Zoe to read it later. Steve "Make sure Zoe hasn't eaten first!
Jeez I like doing kinky things with guys knobs but eaten Mueller Light out of a blokes foreskin has made me puke in my mouth!
Ewwwwwww!!!
If only I hadn't ventured onto this thread! | |||
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"Hi Jezebel, thanks for your reply. I've never logged onto Swinging Heaven though.I'm certainly not dead as you would soon realise if you let me slide my big cock inside your pussy. My cock is very much alive! thanks for help." Your cock looks dead to me | |||
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"OP? Didn't you know _emmefatale that as men get older their cocks get bigger like the ears. Thats why I got a 9 incher, Im looking forward to being 70 as it's probably gonna be 10inches by then! And when I'm 80, watch out cos I'll probabably have an 11 inch cock by then!" Don't you believe it mate, I AM 70 so I should know | |||
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" Thats why I got a 9 incher" Are your pics very old then? | |||
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"OP? Didn't you know _emmefatale that as men get older their cocks get bigger like the ears. Thats why I got a 9 incher, Im looking forward to being 70 as it's probably gonna be 10inches by then! And when I'm 80, watch out cos I'll probabably have an 11 inch cock by then!" Biology lessons ...i dont need fankoo  | |||
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" If you let me teach you, the best way to practice gear changes would be to wrap your hand around my stiff cock and move it around. After all , my cock has a knob on it just like a gear lever. It's about the same size(9inches) as well!" Im trading my car in tomorrow then cos my gear stick isnt 9 inches and it hasnt got a foreskin 
Ive even got to put the yoghurt in the boot when Ive been to Tescos.
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"If u can hear "Harp music" u are most deffo in heaven! hahahaha "or at a recital of classical Irish folk music | |||
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"If u can hear "Harp music" u are most deffo in heaven! hahahaha
or at a recital of classical Irish folk music"Yea but which is better??? ooooooooooo u know!! | |||
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"If u can hear "Harp music" u are most deffo in heaven! hahahaha
or at a recital of classical Irish folk music
Yea but which is better???
ooooooooooo u know!! "have you ever seen a coleen with her legs open and plucking strings? | |||
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"If u can hear "Harp music" u are most deffo in heaven! hahahaha
or at a recital of classical Irish folk music
Yea but which is better???
ooooooooooo u know!!
have you ever seen a coleen with her legs open and plucking strings?"No! but id love to.lol | |||
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"^^^ They normally wear long skirts because they are such teases "ooooooooooooo Bless ya! | |||
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"but they finger their instrument very well! "I can imangine! oooooo sexy! | |||
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Guess who has the big one? | |||
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"they normally come in pairs one with a big one, and one a small one! (quite often mother and daughter)
Guess who has the big one? "The Mother! lol phrooooah. | |||
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"If u can hear "Harp music" u are most deffo in heaven! hahahaha
or at a recital of classical Irish folk music
Yea but which is better???
ooooooooooo u know!!
have you ever seen a coleen with her legs open and plucking strings?"erm, yeah. | |||
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"normally and it sits well between her legs "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HOT! | |||
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"Why do I hear the sound of a harp now and then while I am logged onto the site ? I thought it denoted that there was a new message or wink etc, but no. Is it when someone looks at my profile? Any ideas?" | |||
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"Could it possibly be your using the latest version of a crap browser? Or someone's sent you to 'Coventry'.... I jest about the later, having been born in 'Wood End' Paddy x Why do I hear the sound of a harp now and then while I am logged onto the site ? I thought it denoted that there was a new message or wink etc, but no. Is it when someone looks at my profile? Any ideas?" No!! my latest browser is fabulous thank u. no its not 'wood end' its ure "bell end" now shove ooof!! lol | |||
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"Ah, a smart fecker or trying to be? Good man, " Good good!! glad u like. ps paddy dont contact me here ive bloody blocked ya! | |||
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"Ah, a smart fecker or trying to be? Good man, Good good!! glad u like. ps paddy dont contact me here ive bloody blocked ya! "notts you little timker you when you told me you had had a paddy i thought you meant a strop, a tantrum well well now we know hee hee | |||
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"Ah, a smart fecker or trying to be? Good man, Good good!! glad u like. ps paddy dont contact me here ive bloody blocked ya!
notts you little timker you
when you told me you had had a paddy i thought you meant a strop, a tantrum
well well now we know hee hee "Yeah 2rite! lol im a sheer work of art! A genius. a raver 4 fab. lol | |||
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"Ah, a smart fecker or trying to be? Good man, Good good!! glad u like. ps paddy dont contact me here ive bloody blocked ya!
notts you little timker you
when you told me you had had a paddy i thought you meant a strop, a tantrum
well well now we know hee hee
Yeah 2rite! lol
im a sheer work of art!
A genius.
a raver 4 fab. lol "Can u remember the advert : Harp! Stay sharp. | |||
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"Ah, a smart fecker or trying to be? Good man, Good good!! glad u like. ps paddy dont contact me here ive bloody blocked ya!
notts you little timker you
when you told me you had had a paddy i thought you meant a strop, a tantrum
well well now we know hee hee
Yeah 2rite! lol
im a sheer work of art!
A genius.
a raver 4 fab. lol
Can u remember the advert :
Harp! Stay sharp."Yeah! sharp harp! lol nice beer n all .lol | |||
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"Cue Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel : "Crazy Raver" i kid you not, off either Psychomodo or Human Menagerie Did i mention apt at all?" Yeah he was a sheer clasic!! a sheer classic. "come up n see me make me smile" one day mate lol | |||
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"Cue Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel : "Crazy Raver" i kid you not, off either Psychomodo or Human Menagerie Did i mention apt at all? Yeah he was a sheer clasic!! a sheer classic. "come up n see me make me smile" one day mate lol "I'd offer to buy you a a beer again, maybe to celebaret yer new job, but you live in about 12 places | |||
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"Cue Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel : "Crazy Raver" i kid you not, off either Psychomodo or Human Menagerie Did i mention apt at all? Yeah he was a sheer clasic!! a sheer classic. "come up n see me make me smile" one day mate lol
I'd offer to buy you a a beer again, maybe to celebaret yer new job, but you live in about 12 places "Thats very kind of u,,,,i live at j28 m1 notts.. | |||
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" I'd offer to buy you a a beer again, maybe to celebaret yer new job, but you live in about 12 places
Thats very kind of u,,,,i live at j28 m1 notts.. "Fast lane or hard shoulder, north or southbound. You think i'm standing there with a pint of Fosters for you and proper beer for me, whilst veghicles whizz by, you got another think coming. | |||
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" I'd offer to buy you a a beer again, maybe to celebaret yer new job, but you live in about 12 places
Thats very kind of u,,,,i live at j28 m1 notts..
Fast lane or hard shoulder, north or southbound.
You think i'm standing there with a pint of Fosters for you and proper beer for me, whilst veghicles whizz by, you got another think coming.
"Fast lane or hard shoulder, north or southbound. which is better? lol oooooo u know!!! | |||
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