FabSwingers.com forum: Most 'men'.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

"
Oh for gods sake grow up.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Untrue! Most guys are pretty decent polite and respectful.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for clearing that up

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *lintessential1Man
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

yeah you tell em cinderfuckinrella!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely compliment not had one for a long time.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

I suppose 1 or maybe 2 men have upset you. I will admit there men on here that cheat, but how you can say that MOST men on here are cheats is not true in my opinion

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad guys are more fun though aren't they?

I don't know if there is a site for vicars

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

"
. I assume that includes yourself too

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

. I assume that includes yourself too"
I was just going to post that!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up."

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX"
Who gives a shit! Seriously!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up."

At 49, I fear he's missed the boat on that one

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Untrue! Most guys are pretty decent polite and respectful."

Awww....think i may love you!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX"

Curve ball?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've run the numbers and it's 32.47% lying cheating lowlifes. So not most.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXXWho gives a shit! Seriously!

I do. I'm well rich.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused, my head hurts

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

76k is a pittance

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXXWho gives a shit! Seriously!

I do. I'm well rich.

Sling us a couple of quid over the Pennines please

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXXWho gives a shit! Seriously!

I do. I'm well rich.

And rather intellectual with it.

XXXXXXX

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX

Curve ball?

All balls have curve, don't they.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Welk invest in some grammar lessons!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cheating wifes, love to sneak out behind their hubbys back whilst he is working or down the pub on a Saturday watching final score

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX"
. If that's the case perhaps it's worthwhile investing in some better quality make-up

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Dammit ....I meant well invest

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX. If that's the case perhaps it's worthwhile investing in some better quality make-up "

Yes!! Good idea, Dahhling.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

I have 76p, tell you something, I can't be more happier

XXXXWho gives a shit! Seriously!

I do. I'm well rich.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

[Removed by poster at 24/09/14 00:45:15]

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"76k is a pittance

Not in Lancs - you buy houses up there with that sort of dosh. It's down here you couldn't even get a garage for that sort of money.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"76k is a pittance

Not in Lancs - you buy houses up there with that sort if dish. It's down here you couldn't even get a garage for that sort of money.

Im proud to be a Londoner

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?"

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a shame all his money can't buy him a better attitude.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

Oh......And my everyday runabout, a 2014 Toyota MR2.

I still say most men suck on here.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

Oh......And my everyday runabout, a 2014 Toyota MR2.

I still say most men suck on here."
Well you are one, so you would know...dahhhhling.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've run the numbers and it's 32.47% lying cheating lowlifes. So not most.

This is preposterous!!

Im outraged and drive a speed boat...phfft

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

But what has any of that got to do with cheating, lying, lowlife men? Did you cheat and lie your way to owning all of your things?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

Clearly, it shows wealth has not brought you happiness.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

cool... this has turned into some sort of one person dick swinging who has the most money contest......

ta daaaaaaaaaa......you win

I'm proud to be poor of pocket but rich of heart....

just as shame money doesn't seem to buy you a bit of humility...

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

Oh......And my everyday runabout, a 2014 Toyota MR2.

I still say most men suck on here."

Now that really isn't true. I've spent the best part of a year trying to find a couple of men to suck each other and let me watch.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money doesn't buy happiness.

Money buys jet skis.

Ever see an unhappy person on a jet ski?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has your material possessions collection got to do with cheating men?

Who cares how much you earn or what you own. It's just bragging.

As for your 98% of men stat..............back it up with fact.

Oh and FYI, women cheat too

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

"
be a man and suck it up

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money doesn't buy happiness.

Money buys jet skis.

Ever see an unhappy person on a jet ski?"

Hook on to the back of my speed boat and keep smiling

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Bet you like bending over and spreading your cheeks for them though?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

Oh......And my everyday runabout, a 2014 Toyota MR2.

I still say most men suck on here.

Now that really isn't true. I've spent the best part of a year trying to find a couple of men to suck each other and let me watch.

you can't be looking very hard then

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy nuff

Hairy muff.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fairy nuff

Hairy muff. "

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

Oh......And my everyday runabout, a 2014 Toyota MR2.

I still say most men suck on here.

Now that really isn't true. I've spent the best part of a year trying to find a couple of men to suck each other and let me watch.

Oh Lickety, you should have said when you came to Derbyshire

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get myself an official mrs.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's not them, maybe it's you ?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

"Just a shame all his money can't buy him a better attitude. "

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

We're all soooo impressed

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/09/14 06:06:52]

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all that money, maybe go and buy something to retrieve that stick up your arse

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX"

Do you think money makes you a better human being?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What made me sad was the fact that the OP is so obviously lacking in confidence, he feels the need to boast about his material belongings, not understanding that confident people and properly rich people, don't need to boast. On the plus side, I hooted with derision at the 'detached' houses - just so we all know they are not some Lanashire terrace or semi

it not enough it's 3 houses THEY ARE PROPERLY DETACHED ALL THE WAY ROUND!!!!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's such good fun, waking up and reading the posts, especially the ones that make you think. ............W T F

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange that the person who put the post is a tv who's hidden his profile. So now who's got sobering to hide lol

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

Oh......And my everyday runabout, a 2014 Toyota MR2.

I still say most men suck on here."

When did this become a personal bragging thread? Given your (relative) wealth (there are many others on here and in 'normal life' that eclipse that by some distance but don't feel the need to publicise it - very unclassy indeed) you don't seem very happy do you? Are those material possessions bringing you joy? Maybe, maybe not.

True wealth is happiness

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Cost of everything, value of nothing?

As for the man stats... I must not be able to count then as the guys I meet aren't cheats, and the only way they lie is on their back so I can go on top!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX"

is that relevant to whether or not they are cheating liars ?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

[Removed by poster at 24/09/14 07:21:55]

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

"Well, it's true, i'm lying.

Well, no, i'm telling the truth to say that i'm lying.

I'm not saying that it's true is a lie.

That would be lying.

Bugger it's soo difficult.

Perhaps you could explain it to me again ?

I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt.

Oh......And my everyday runabout, a 2014 Toyota MR2.

I still say most men suck on here.

True wealth is happiness

Maybe he was trying to demonstrate that he's above cheating people, but it happens in all walks of life!

Now has hidden profile. How long before NLOS?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX"

No one gives a hoot what you earn (and btw that's not the best salary i've ever had waved in my face uncouthly) and I doubt anyone understands the link between your salary and the fact that you can't choose appropriate men. Perhaps there is something in there about being socially inept?!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

and the award for sweeping statement of the year goes to........

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad guys are more fun though aren't they?

I don't know if there is a site for vicars

Well said made me laugh

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock in a frock accuses men of lying discuss?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, if you feel that way about the guys on here then why on earth are you on here??

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a shame all his money can't buy him a better attitude. "

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"76k is a pittance

Not in Lancs - you buy houses up there with that sort of dosh. It's down here you couldn't even get a garage for that sort of money.

So true: garage nearby went for £300k...without planning permission.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me:

. Think money doesn't buy class

. Sing maybe it's because I'm a Londoner

. Be thankful I'm a woman

. Think someone has had their heart broken

Have you tried women OP?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

So is that a lie?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"What has your material possessions collection got to do with cheating men?

Who cares how much you earn or what you own. It's just bragging.

As for your 98% of men stat..............back it up with fact.

Oh and FYI, women cheat too"

Lots of Walter Mitty types on the web. Could be getting ready to stack shelves at Morrisons after playing with his toy car collection. Either way, I think the op has lost the plot!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/09/14 07:34:02]

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Think someone has had their heart broken

Have you tried women OP? "

I think you could be right. I reckon later this morning he'll wake up with a banging hangover, and regret what he posted last night. We've all done it guess, perhaps we should cut some slack

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm Am I missing some thing here?

The OP states that all men are liars and then goes on to give us a breakdown of material wealth.... As the OP is a man; albeit one who dresses differently; can we not assume he is a liar?

Secondly "most men suck", well most bi and gay men do yes.

Thirdly "I am WELL rich", followed by a statement about intelligence; that intelligence doesn't include constructing sentences.

If this is not an ironic thread and all the usual suspects are not being playdd it would be a damn shame; its comedy genius

By the way if isnt ironic the OP committed Fabicide......

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/09/14 07:39:18]

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it only me that thinks this is a wind up ?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me:

. Think money doesn't buy class

. Sing maybe it's because I'm a Londoner

. Be thankful I'm a woman

. Think someone has had their heart broken

Have you tried women OP? "

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way if isnt ironic the OP committed Fabicide...... "

How did he go?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Is it only me that thinks this is a wind up ?

Its the same as a Good Morning thread to me, just a way of getting replies. Its not as if the OP is straight about things himself.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX"

dazed and confused

what does what you earn have to do with the price of bacon

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a bit harsh

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Well, swinging is all about cheating isn't it? It's not a dating site!

I'm cheating on my husband. 100% of my meets have been with men who are either married or in a relationship so they're all cheating.

My FB is cheating on his wife; I'm cheating on my husband and then again when I met other guys I'm cheating on both of them!

You have to be very selective is all I will say.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Untrue! Most guys are pretty decent polite and respectful."

One or two are. Unfortunately I managed to screw up the one I had. Where are they anyway?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it only me that thinks this is a wind up ?

I thought it too,especially with the hidden profile

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, swinging is all about cheating isn't it? It's not a dating site!

I'm cheating on my husband. 100% of my meets have been with men who are either married or in a relationship so they're all cheating.

My FB is cheating on his wife; I'm cheating on my husband and then again when I met other guys I'm cheating on both of them!

You have to be very selective is all I will say. "

** stands back to watch the fireworks begin **

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it only me that thinks this is a wind up ?

I thought it too,especially with the hidden profile"

beep beep beep the siren is ringing in my head, oh no its my alarm clock

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Money doesn't buy happiness.

Money buys jet skis.

Ever see an unhappy person on a jet ski?"

Yes, the guy who killed his best mate on one last week

sorry... to soon?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, swinging is all about cheating isn't it? It's not a dating site!

I'm cheating on my husband. 100% of my meets have been with men who are either married or in a relationship so they're all cheating.

My FB is cheating on his wife; I'm cheating on my husband and then again when I met other guys I'm cheating on both of them!

You have to be very selective is all I will say. "

that's a busy schedule!!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money doesn't buy happiness.

Money buys jet skis.

Ever see an unhappy person on a jet ski?

Yes, the guy who killed his best mate on one last week

sorry... to soon?

It's so wrong that I just laughed at that !

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least we know we're men

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Money doesn't buy happiness.

Money buys jet skis.

Ever see an unhappy person on a jet ski?

Yes, the guy who killed his best mate on one last week

sorry... to soon?

It's so wrong that I just laughed at that !

I wasn't sure if I was going to incur the wrath of Fab

obviously not

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NUUURSE!

The strange man in the next room has been eating my Yellow Crayons again

Gimp

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX

dazed and confused

what does what you earn have to do with the price of bacon

It means he buys gammon for brekkie rather than Spam.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

. Think someone has had their heart broken

Have you tried women OP?

I think you could be right. I reckon later this morning he'll wake up with a banging hangover, and regret what he posted last night. We've all done it guess, perhaps we should cut some slack"

No...we haven't all done it! Most of us don't take this seriously.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

And for all his faults, the OP does have one redeeming quality.................... he drives a Jaag

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Well, swinging is all about cheating isn't it? It's not a dating site!

I'm cheating on my husband. 100% of my meets have been with men who are either married or in a relationship so they're all cheating.

My FB is cheating on his wife; I'm cheating on my husband and then again when I met other guys I'm cheating on both of them!

You have to be very selective is all I will say. "

...that is all...simply...

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Why is the word men in quotes?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

[Removed by poster at 24/09/14 08:20:59]

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Money doesn't buy happiness.

Money buys jet skis.

Ever see an unhappy person on a jet ski?

Yes, the guy who killed his best mate on one last week

sorry... to soon?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *pple16Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

You think you are a female, Ha,ha,ha ha

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Is anyone shocked by my activity? ??????????

I have a very high sex drive ... No man can keep up with me hahaha

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

" I own three detached homes, a 1973 E-type Jaguar, a 1967 Sunbeam S5 and three 1950's BSA motorcycles.

I worked my way up from nowt. "

And your point is?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Well of course you'll know all about lying, you might call yourself a TV, but underneath you're a guy!!

And with your profile currently hidden, I wonder what you're hiding??

Oh the irony!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is anyone shocked by my activity? ??????????

I have a very high sex drive ... No man can keep up with me hahaha

I like your activity

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is the word men in quotes? "

I was thinking the same

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Well of course you'll know all about lying, you might call yourself a TV, but underneath you're a guy!!

And with your profile currently hidden, I wonder what you're hiding??

Oh the irony!

What has being a TV got to do with lying?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can We just say we haven't got much money but we think everyone here are lovely x x x

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bragging about how much money and possesions you have is like buying a wallet with your last pound...........

Pointless !!!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, swinging is all about cheating isn't it? It's not a dating site!

I'm cheating on my husband. 100% of my meets have been with men who are either married or in a relationship so they're all cheating.

My FB is cheating on his wife; I'm cheating on my husband and then again when I met other guys I'm cheating on both of them!

You have to be very selective is all I will say. "

Ummm no. Just no. Your not a swinger just a cheat.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can We just say we haven't got much money but we think everyone here are lovely x x x "

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/09/14 09:23:16]

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mrs knows all about me on here, fully enjoys it as she is a cuck queen love me meeting other people. Not all cheating men !!!!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

it's a sex site "get over yourself" if you don't like you you know where the door is don't let it hit you on the arse on your way out

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

I assume you've met them all in order to make that sweeping statement?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mrs knows all about me on here, fully enjoys it as she is a cuck queen love me meeting other people. Not all cheering men !!!!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, swinging is all about cheating isn't it? It's not a dating site!

I'm cheating on my husband. 100% of my meets have been with men who are either married or in a relationship so they're all cheating.

My FB is cheating on his wife; I'm cheating on my husband and then again when I met other guys I'm cheating on both of them!

You have to be very selective is all I will say. "

Are you serious !?!? Swinging is not about cheating, its two different things

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

sounds like your boyfriend dumped you ,

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

sounds like your boyfriend dumped you ,

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Honesty is the best policy.

Besides, saves making excuses later as well..

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

How charming some are!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually I find quite a lot of the guys on here really nice witty and friendly and I include guys that are NOT interested in me sexually their just a laugh.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"How charming some are!

You called oh beautious scented rose?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"76k is a pittance

Not in Lancs - you buy houses up there with that sort of dosh. It's down here you couldn't even get a garage for that sort of money.

So true: garage nearby went for £300k...without planning permission.

That will be for the address in order to get Noah into the College next year.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see it's all hugs and puppies in the forums again.

As you were...

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX

dazed and confused

what does what you earn have to do with the price of bacon

It means he buys gammon for brekkie

rather than Spam.

or crispy pancetta with poached on english muffins x x

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What made me sad was the fact that the OP is so obviously lacking in confidence, he feels the need to boast about his material belongings, not understanding that confident people and properly rich people, don't need to boast. On the plus side, I hooted with derision at the 'detached' houses - just so we all know they are not some Lanashire terrace or semi

it not enough it's 3 houses THEY ARE PROPERLY DETACHED ALL THE WAY ROUND!!!!

Not the only thing detached .... OP and reality springs to mind.

Hey ho back to the Lego construction .......

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actually I find quite a lot of the guys on here really nice witty and friendly and I include guys that are NOT interested in me sexually their just a laugh.

"
name names!

I love the attention

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What a horrible deplorable thread.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not the only thing detached .... OP and reality springs to mind.

Hey ho back to the Lego construction ......."

You have lego?!?!?! Why didn't you invite me over to 'play'?!?!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

I suppose 1 or maybe 2 men have upset you. I will admit there men on here that cheat, but how you can say that MOST men on here are cheats is not true in my opinion

A very general generalisation me thinks. Now had he said 'lots of men/many men' then we may have agreed!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actually I find quite a lot of the guys on here really nice witty and friendly and I include guys that are NOT interested in me sexually their just a laugh.

name names!

I love the attention

lol,,oh your alright that's for sure

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the only thing detached .... OP and reality springs to mind.

Hey ho back to the Lego construction .......

You have lego?!?!?! Why didn't you invite me over to 'play'?!?!"

Okay you can play, only if you don't use any of my lego pirate ship, lego star wars or the three detached houses with pools and saunas I have already built up from nothing.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

"
. What criteria or research have you used to come to this conclusion?.What size was you sample ?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Well, swinging is all about cheating isn't it? It's not a dating site!

Nope, your totally wrong with that assumption..

not passing judgement but the definition of cheating is quite clear, the OED or other's will assist..

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

hhmm no offence but isn't that the pot calling the kettle black

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not the only thing detached .... OP and reality springs to mind.

Hey ho back to the Lego construction .......

You have lego?!?!?! Why didn't you invite me over to 'play'?!?!

Okay you can play, only if you don't use any of my lego pirate ship, lego star wars or the three detached houses with pools and saunas I have already built up from nothing.

Pah I laugh at your three detached houses, I've built a small empire of housing stock, factories & service industry outlets. I have also built a selection of beautiful vehicles. I started off with just a few duplo bricks & look at me now. Come see my empire? It's in the living room.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cheating wifes, love to sneak out behind their hubbys back whilst he is working or down the pub on a Saturday watching final score

"
He might come back early one evening and catch you by the googlies

You,ll know one of the terms where the Word swingers comes from, swinging Googlies...

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Does that include yourself ?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cheating wifes, love to sneak out behind their hubbys back whilst he is working or down the pub on a Saturday watching final score

He might come back early one evening and catch you by the googlies

You,ll know one of the terms where the Word swingers comes from, swinging Googlies...

"
lol is this thread still going, someone need to do part 2 soon... Its ok. I will give him tips how to satisfy his wife

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cheating wifes, love to sneak out behind their hubbys back whilst he is working or down the pub on a Saturday watching final score

He might come back early one evening and catch you by the googlies

You,ll know one of the terms where the Word swingers comes from, swinging Googlies...

lol is this thread still going, someone need to do part 2 soon... Its ok. I will give him tips how to satisfy his wife

"
ha ha oh shag

Her

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cheating wifes, love to sneak out behind their hubbys back whilst he is working or down the pub on a Saturday watching final score

He might come back early one evening and catch you by the googlies

You,ll know one of the terms where the Word swingers comes from, swinging Googlies...

lol is this thread still going, someone need to do part 2 soon... Its ok. I will give him tips how to satisfy his wife

ha ha oh shag

Her"
lol I know, abit cheeky there

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX"

I had a Tax bill for that last year you peasent

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX"

I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left.

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cheating wifes, love to sneak out behind their hubbys back whilst he is working or down the pub on a Saturday watching final score

He might come back early one evening and catch you by the googlies

You,ll know one of the terms where the Word swingers comes from, swinging Googlies...

lol is this thread still going, someone need to do part 2 soon... Its ok. I will give him tips how to satisfy his wife

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This is quite simply the greatest thread in the world. Ever!

It's like the whole of Fab forums boiled down into one easy to read page!

Bravo!

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

And to you selfish sods who didn't want to share their Lego .... I hope you stand barefoot on an upturned 6 pimple brick when you get up in the night for a wee

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

to be fair, she does say most....

OP: I have said she, it gives you a get out of jail card

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

Oh for gods sake grow up.

I earn 76k per annum, Darling.

I think I have rather expensive tastes.

XXXX"

Yet, you couldn't afford a camera that doesn't come out all blurred?

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

to be fair, she does say most....

OP: I have said she, it gives you a get out of jail card

Oi! Piss off you

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

And most men on here are seedy pervs and are full of s.t.d,s

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"On here are lying, cheating lowlifes.

And most men on here are seedy pervs and are full of s.t.d,s"

are you meeting them then

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

(thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately