FabSwingers.com forum: What do women really want?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can anyone enlighten me? :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your credit card

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Tea.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

A good Victoria sponge

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over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A Swiss Bank Account, an Island, Diamonds and a wet cunt.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots and lots of cider..... and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and chocolate please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Swiss Bank Account, an Island, Diamonds and a wet cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Swiss Bank Account, an Island, Diamonds and a wet cunt.

I can help with the latter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have everything I want, a job, a home and 3 healthy kids, more money would be nice but I'm still happy with my life right now

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)"

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good vacuum cleaner ...actually a cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich, tall dark and handsome who can cook and clean, is an expert at tantric love a pro at foot massage and genuinely agrees with everything they say even after they have changed their mind.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Shoes, mainly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toast and a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to spoil me even just a wee tiny bit. And honesty!!!!

Jill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/"

We will let you know when we actually know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes, mainly..."

Best answer trophy to you my friend

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to do the washing up and ironing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you don't know im not telling you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to do the washing up and ironing. "

We have a dishwasher and the kids all do their own ironing.

Very few of our clothes need ironing and we have a gardener to do all those jobs we can't be bothered with.

What does she want? Apparently she just wants a cock to suck while she's being fucked now and then. Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

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You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Ohhhhhh I like spiders

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Someone to listen.....an listen some more......and then a wee bit more....

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Your hard as nails

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

World peace ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were a woman I'd want a Dukla Prague away strip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Your hard as nails

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yeah i have been known to be hard

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A hot passionate lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Ohhhhhh I like spiders

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These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Whenever I see a thread titled as this one is I just shake my head and smile..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A good Victoria sponge"

At last! A man who knows

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

A good clit licking

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Ohhhhhh I like spiders

These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters "

I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we want doesnt necessarily revolve around a man. Freedom,respect and contentment would figure highly for me.

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Rich, tall dark and handsome who can cook and clean, is an expert at tantric love a pro at foot massage and genuinely agrees with everything they say even after they have changed their mind.

Yip. All this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Ohhhhhh I like spiders

These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters

I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands?

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Wash pots ?

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By *supermenCouple (MM)
over a year ago

North London

"World peace ?

You for real?

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By *supermenCouple (MM)
over a year ago

North London

Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol

Stop your real life moans

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Ohhhhhh I like spiders

These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters

I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands?

Put on a shadow puppet show?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Ohhhhhh I like spiders

These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters

I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands?

Wash pots ?

Nope I have a husband who does that

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Ohhhhhh I like spiders

These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters

I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands?

Put on a shadow puppet show?"

Hahahaaaaa if you put a light behind me it would be an interesting puppet show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol

Stop your real life moans"

Ohhhhhh! I see. In that case...YOU!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would love to allow myself to be spoilt - im so crap at accepting stuff - he gave me some money to go treat myself to something special - so many things i would like but i have eeeked it out for months and bought bargains as usual - and still worry i will get it thrown back in my face- thats a result of never having as a kid and a rotten ex who we all had to feel so fucking grateful to for even the roof over our heads - guess my mindset his hard to budge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben & Jerrys phish food by the sounds of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your clothes. Your boots. And your motorcycle.

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Tea. "

Well I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They want everything, yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will tell you what I want ...

A photographer who can accommodate, to take some sexy pics of us and enjoy some fun too ... email me if any single men or couples are interested in doing so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles on demand...

And the ability to eat what we want and not gain any weight.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Ohhhhhh I like spiders

These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters

I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands?

Put on a shadow puppet show?

Hahahaaaaa if you put a light behind me it would be an interesting puppet show

One that I'd like to see methinks

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Begins with C and ends in K...

That's right....Cheque book.

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ben & Jerrys phish food by the sounds of it. "

You beat me to it... a threesome with Ben and Jerry...haha

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Some of them a right royal kick up the arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea. "

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"World peace ?

You for real?"

Of course...... Well either that or a nice bottle of merlot ...... Or a man that has a sense of humour

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A tall handsome stranger........ Please form an orderly queue at my Back door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tall handsome stranger........ Please form an orderly queue at my Back door

Expect to be bombarded with messages from handsome strangers, offering to smash yer back doors in.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol

Stop your real life moans"

Did he tell you that?

What we (yes all of us) want is straightforward, unambiguous conversation.

Nah! I'll go with the Victoria Sponge and maybe someone to share it with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/"

Chocolate, Lambrini and facials. In that order. You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World peace ?

hehehe you beat me to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't learned anything yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

aw x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I haven't learned anything yet

Cake, chocolate, shoes and world peace. Respect, honesty and good communication.

It's not that hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kittens.... Little ginger ones preferably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/"

Different things I would say but in general if a guy is an arse licker the majority don't want a guy who has shitty breath.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A man worthy of my respect.

Oh and some nice big willies!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

A good hard licking, a guy not asking 'was that ok'afterwards, bacon butties, a guy with an xbox 360, likes playing pool, knows his way around a bike (the kind with an engine), and someone I can beat in a farting contest.

oh, and is kind to animals. which unfortunately rules out tosh the moth/spider slayer. sorry man, i don't care how cute your ass is

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

(but if you are a bona-fide wasp killer, that might just redress the balance.)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

an old fashioned house with an old fashioned fence and an old fashioned millionaire

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"an old fashioned house with an old fashioned fence and an old fashioned millionaire"

Oh yes, that too! With pasture ornaments!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"an old fashioned house with an old fashioned fence and an old fashioned millionaire

Oh yes, that too! With pasture ornaments!!

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you probably want the new pink floyd album too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"an old fashioned house with an old fashioned fence and an old fashioned millionaire

Oh yes, that too! With pasture ornaments!!

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what is a pasture ornament

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"an old fashioned house with an old fashioned fence and an old fashioned millionaire

Oh yes, that too! With pasture ornaments!!

you probably want the new pink floyd album too"

I DOOOOOO!! BADLY! !!

And a pasture ornament is a very attractive (and probably expensive) horse! !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i guessed as much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate....well its a start

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol

Stop your real life moans"

He wants to know for one of two reasons

He thinks all women are the same and there's a formulaic way to treat them that is kept secret by the sisterhood.

He wants wank material.

The first is untrue and if he wants the second he should just ask.

That's why he's getting the response he's getting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever I see a thread titled as this one is I just shake my head and smile.."

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

To be respected as an individual. Also a daily supply of chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol

Stop your real life moans

He wants to know for one of two reasons

He thinks all women are the same and there's a formulaic way to treat them that is kept secret by the sisterhood.

He wants wank material.

The first is untrue and if he wants the second he should just ask.

That's why he's getting the response he's getting."

lol - neither of those - just entertainment - there are some really witty replies, a few insights too though...

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol

Stop your real life moans

He wants to know for one of two reasons

He thinks all women are the same and there's a formulaic way to treat them that is kept secret by the sisterhood.

He wants wank material.

The first is untrue and if he wants the second he should just ask.

That's why he's getting the response he's getting."

Can I know the secret of the sisterhood as I need a wank material n quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting patterns for me

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones I've met....a good hard fucking, followed by tender lovemaking followed by a good hard fucking, followed by tender ....etc

Oh, and chocolate, and respect, and shoes, and attentiveness, and cake, and politeness and handbags and empathy... Not enough room lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An extra pair of hands would suffice . .

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

"An extra pair of hands would suffice . .

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An extra pair of hands would suffice . .

Funny

But true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own professional massage therapist.

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A tall handsome stranger........ Please form an orderly queue at my Back door

Expect to be bombarded with messages from handsome strangers, offering to smash yer back doors in."

REALLY !!!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

A question that has been asked since the dawn of mankind and no-one has ever found the answer. Politicians, all conquering generals, philosophers, mathematicians, religious leaders, and the everyday man in the cave, mud hut, street have all been stymied by it.

However I can now give (exclusively to FAB members) the answer.

Are you ready for such an earth shattering revelation?

OK here it is......

There is no answer because even THEY don't know what they fucking want, and even if they give you an answer they will change their bloody mind every ten minutes.

So you see guys, there is no point in pondering this. Just give them what you want to give them and whatever it is they will still moan about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/"

They want what they can never have....to be a man in a man's world.

If only they realise, ...but it would mean nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/

They want what they can never have....to be a man in a man's world.

If only they realise, ...but it would mean nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl."

He's lost in the wilderness

He's lost in bitterness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/

They want what they can never have....to be a man in a man's world.

If only they realise, ...but it would mean nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl.

He's lost in the wilderness

He's lost in bitterness"

Nah not me.. this Papa's got a bran' new bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones I've met....a good hard fucking, followed by tender lovemaking followed by a good hard fucking, followed by tender ....etc

Oh, and chocolate, and respect, and shoes, and attentiveness, and cake, and politeness and handbags and empathy... Not enough room lol

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forget the shoes and handbags for and the rest sounds good

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can anyone enlighten me? :-/

They want what they can never have....to be a man in a man's world.

If only they realise, ...but it would mean nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl.

He's lost in the wilderness

He's lost in bitterness

Nah not me.. this Papa's got a bran' new bag."

Haha, he ain't no drag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones I've met....a good hard fucking, followed by tender lovemaking followed by a good hard fucking, followed by tender ....etc

Oh, and chocolate, and respect, and shoes, and attentiveness, and cake, and politeness and handbags and empathy... Not enough room lol

forget the shoes and handbags for and the rest sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahhahahahah so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Damn good ramming and a glass of wine its not too much to ask

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toshn (mainly because of his cafe and the greasy fry ups that he provides)

Actually Toshn is the Moth slayer and at the moment turned his hand to slaying spiders, Now thats what a woman wants

You know how modest i am and dont like to talk about .the time i slayed a giant Moth / Dragon

Ohhhhhh I like spiders

These are not yer average spiders . These are monsters

I can move spiders to outside using just my hands.....do you know what else I can do with my hands?

"
Mmmmmmmm let me think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would love to allow myself to be spoilt - im so crap at accepting stuff - he gave me some money to go treat myself to something special - so many things i would like but i have eeeked it out for months and bought bargains as usual - and still worry i will get it thrown back in my face- thats a result of never having as a kid and a rotten ex who we all had to feel so fucking grateful to for even the roof over our heads - guess my mindset his hard to budge

sorry to hear that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everybody wants what they don't have. But on the funny side ladies he meant what you sexually want. Lol

Stop your real life moans

Did he tell you that?

What we (yes all of us) want is straightforward, unambiguous conversation.

Nah! I'll go with the Victoria Sponge and maybe someone to share it with.

"
two sugars please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone to go shopping for me,pick up my grandson,cook dinner and then massage my aching body. I'm thinking of taking up the offer of a slave relationship

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

They just want to be undestood.

So we are basically fucked, fellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They just want to be undestood.

So we are basically fucked, fellas

Ne'er a truer word said in jest

Gimp

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