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21 Thoughts Every Woman Has When A Guy Goes Down On Her!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saw this article on the metro website and it gave me a bit of a giggle and thought I'd share.

I'm pretty sure I've thought each one of these at some point lol!

Here’s what we’re thinking when he’s getting to work down there…

1. Oh right OK, no build up, you’re just going to lunge straight in.

2. WHEN DID I LAST HAVE A SHOWER?! What if I smell?

3. And I bet I’ve definitely got a stray bum pube I missed with the razor last night, FFS.

4. What if he thinks my ingrown hairs are genital warts?

5. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate.

6. Hang on, is that a water mark on the ceiling? Is there a leak? OMG there must be a leak. We must definitely call a plumber.

7. No wait, remember what you’re doing, enjoy this, it only happens pretty much NEVER.

8. I wonder if this is what a dog’s water bowl feels like?

9. OK, why does he think a casual finger pumping pairs well with gentle tongue action?

10. And now he’s pressing me like a panic button. Dear lord make him stop.

11. Should I give his head a little reassuring stroke for encouragement?

12. OH HELLO. WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME WAS THAT MOVE?!

13. I’m so glad I’m not a squirter. Imagine if he had some odd bodily fluid come shooting towards his face.

14. Oh wait.

15. He’s poking his tongue suspiciously near by bum. Am I OK with that? I’m going to go with no.

16. Oh OK, we’re all good. He’s back to rubbing me as if he’s sand-papering a wall.

17. I’m definitely going to have to give him a blow job after this aren’t I?

18. I wish he’d stop stroking my thigh stretch marks, they’re not baby kittens.

19. I *think* I just felt an orgasm brewing, EXTRA CONCENTRATE MORE THAN YOU DO FOR THE X FACTOR LIVE SHOWS. YOU CAN DO THIS.

20. I hope he doesn’t expect a kiss after this.

21. Oh, he’s puckered up and lunging at me. Good.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw this article on the metro website and it gave me a bit of a giggle and thought I'd share.

I'm pretty sure I've thought each one of these at some point lol!

Here’s what we’re thinking when he’s getting to work down there…

1. Oh right OK, no build up, you’re just going to lunge straight in.

2. WHEN DID I LAST HAVE A SHOWER?! What if I smell?

3. And I bet I’ve definitely got a stray bum pube I missed with the razor last night, FFS.

4. What if he thinks my ingrown hairs are genital warts?

5. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate.

6. Hang on, is that a water mark on the ceiling? Is there a leak? OMG there must be a leak. We must definitely call a plumber.

7. No wait, remember what you’re doing, enjoy this, it only happens pretty much NEVER.

8. I wonder if this is what a dog’s water bowl feels like?

9. OK, why does he think a casual finger pumping pairs well with gentle tongue action?

10. And now he’s pressing me like a panic button. Dear lord make him stop.

11. Should I give his head a little reassuring stroke for encouragement?

12. OH HELLO. WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME WAS THAT MOVE?!

13. I’m so glad I’m not a squirter. Imagine if he had some odd bodily fluid come shooting towards his face.

14. Oh wait.

15. He’s poking his tongue suspiciously near by bum. Am I OK with that? I’m going to go with no.

16. Oh OK, we’re all good. He’s back to rubbing me as if he’s sand-papering a wall.

17. I’m definitely going to have to give him a blow job after this aren’t I?

18. I wish he’d stop stroking my thigh stretch marks, they’re not baby kittens.

19. I *think* I just felt an orgasm brewing, EXTRA CONCENTRATE MORE THAN YOU DO FOR THE X FACTOR LIVE SHOWS. YOU CAN DO THIS.

20. I hope he doesn’t expect a kiss after this.

21. Oh, he’s puckered up and lunging at me. Good."

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Do you girls really think that? Why not just relax and enjoy the moment? I love going down on a woman, and I always look out for signs if she is responding to my technique usually when a woman is pulling my hair and or pushing my head down that's a good sign, however everyone is different I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL. I particularly love point 10.

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By *rapperMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha love no 8, the dog bowl reference!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

So funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, brilliant!

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Can safely say I dont think any of those especially about fucking xfactor! I dont think about that shite at the best of times haha!

And i love when he comes up and kisses me after

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Haha spot on!

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land


"Can safely say I dont think any of those especially about fucking xfactor! I dont think about that shite at the best of times haha!

And i love when he comes up and kisses me after

"

mmmm

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Hahaha! Love this but where's 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, keep it going in exactly that spot'...then they completely change the pace cos they run out of steam, the tongues nowhere near my clit that was throbbing a second ago and all I'm thinking is 'WHY, WHY, WHY THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?' Oh and then we're back at square one again with building it all up again! Anyone else go through this or is it just me?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Love this but where's 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, keep it going in exactly that spot'...then they completely change the pace cos they run out of steam, the tongues nowhere near my clit that was throbbing a second ago and all I'm thinking is 'WHY, WHY, WHY THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?' Oh and then we're back at square one again with building it all up again! Anyone else go through this or is it just me?!?"

Haha, nope! Think everyone has probably had that! My strap line now is 'don't stop' once they get to the right spot and the OH knows he's on pain of death if he moves position, lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Love this but where's 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, keep it going in exactly that spot'...then they completely change the pace cos they run out of steam, the tongues nowhere near my clit that was throbbing a second ago and all I'm thinking is 'WHY, WHY, WHY THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?' Oh and then we're back at square one again with building it all up again! Anyone else go through this or is it just me?!?

Haha, nope! Think everyone has probably had that! My strap line now is 'don't stop' once they get to the right spot and the OH knows he's on pain of death if he moves position, lol! "

Definitely thought that as well and I too use the words "don't stop" or "just like that" sometimes it falls on deaf ears though

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By *renchDeliceMan
over a year ago

Consett

Love it!

But got to be few more tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant. But I hope women don't really think this I'm going to be paranoid the next time I go down ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 8 made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Love this but where's 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, keep it going in exactly that spot'...then they completely change the pace cos they run out of steam, the tongues nowhere near my clit that was throbbing a second ago and all I'm thinking is 'WHY, WHY, WHY THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?' Oh and then we're back at square one again with building it all up again! Anyone else go through this or is it just me?!?"

this is sooo true haha...... just a second more in that spot...... and they move aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

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By *renchDeliceMan
over a year ago

Consett


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this is sooo true haha...... just a second more in that spot...... and they move aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! "

Well... all you have to do is tell us... more than happy to go back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does going down on a woman mean?? X

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Hahaha! Love this but where's 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, keep it going in exactly that spot'...then they completely change the pace cos they run out of steam, the tongues nowhere near my clit that was throbbing a second ago and all I'm thinking is 'WHY, WHY, WHY THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?' Oh and then we're back at square one again with building it all up again! Anyone else go through this or is it just me?!?

this is sooo true haha...... just a second more in that spot...... and they move aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! "
or even worse they only get to number 7 then stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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this is sooo true haha...... just a second more in that spot...... and they move aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

Well... all you have to do is tell us... more than happy to go back!"

but going back means starting all over again building it back up.... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG what a laugh!!! Excellent!! Pissing myself so much on FAB today, just such a tonic! Thanks babe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Love this but where's 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, keep it going in exactly that spot'...then they completely change the pace cos they run out of steam, the tongues nowhere near my clit that was throbbing a second ago and all I'm thinking is 'WHY, WHY, WHY THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?' Oh and then we're back at square one again with building it all up again! Anyone else go through this or is it just me?!?

this is sooo true haha...... just a second more in that spot...... and they move aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! or even worse they only get to number 7 then stop "

oooh my fuck this is too hysterical I'm wetting myself ooooh heck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can safely say I dont think any of those especially about fucking xfactor! I dont think about that shite at the best of times haha!

And i love when he comes up and kisses me after

"

Agree, I love having a wet kiss from my cunt on his lips, fucking erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i miss the "Do you think the ceiling would look better in Magnolia or Cream?" Option. I've sure i've heard that a couple of times.

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By *renchDeliceMan
over a year ago

Consett


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this is sooo true haha...... just a second more in that spot...... and they move aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

Well... all you have to do is tell us... more than happy to go back!

but going back means starting all over again building it back up.... xx"

If the signal is clear, im talking about going straight back to the sweet spot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get a few pointers on hear if what blokes should do..Michelle loves having her clit flicked at with my tongue but says its too sensitive after a short time

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Do any other blokes do what I do ... get her really close then move deliberately to stop her cumming too quick, that way I have the fun of building her up again and a bigger orgasm when she does cum ... plus if we are 69ing it extends my blow job too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do any other blokes do what I do ... get her really close then move deliberately to stop her cumming too quick, that way I have the fun of building her up again and a bigger orgasm when she does cum ... plus if we are 69ing it extends my blow job too."

Yeah my OH does that too sometimes, and if it's all part of the tease then it can be great, but I think what we were referring to above is when a guy inadvertently, rather than deliberately, moves away from the 'spot' just when you're about to cum - so frustrating!

I'm sure us women do the same thing to you guys sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Love this but where's 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, keep it going in exactly that spot'...then they completely change the pace cos they run out of steam, the tongues nowhere near my clit that was throbbing a second ago and all I'm thinking is 'WHY, WHY, WHY THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?' Oh and then we're back at square one again with building it all up again! Anyone else go through this or is it just me?!?"

Omg this is so me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might i add, a LOT of the same thoughts go through mens heads when you go down on us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might i add, a LOT of the same thoughts go through mens heads when you go down on us."

I was going to ask that! It would be interesting to see a guy's list, lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might i add, a LOT of the same thoughts go through mens heads when you go down on us.

I was going to ask that! It would be interesting to see a guy's list, lol!"

One of my thoughts is are my arms long enough to reach around and stick a finger up her bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two problems with this.

Women thinking?

And blokes saying they actually care what the Bitch is thinking

Ramitin Gimp

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