FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do if.............

By *utsideOrInside OP Man
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

You only had 24hours before you were getting married?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Pamper day at a spa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go through the stable settings , make sure my shirt was ironed , Polish my shoes and out the rings somewhere safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You only had 24hours before you were getting married?"

Buy a gun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call it off and save the money for the divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go through the stable settings , make sure my shirt was ironed , Polish my shoes and out the rings somewhere safe. "

Obviously table , I'm not marrying a horse.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Stick my head in a gas oven....

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Leg it , not forgetting my passport and false beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delete my fab account?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick my head in a gas oven....

Will you marry me ?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

fuck my HTB senseless while he was still single

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Bloody grab my passport & run. Who the hell wants to get hitched these days??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick my head in a gas oven....

Will you marry me ?"

Cruel but funny.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Stick my head in a gas oven....

Will you marry me ?

Cruel but funny."
I will happily do that when you stop talking through ya arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be doing my best to get over my stag night I suspect

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Be doing my best to get over my stag night I suspect "
Why do blokes wait until the night before, then they pass out at the ceremony, you've been framed is full of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be doing my best to get over my stag night I suspect Why do blokes wait until the night before, then they pass out at the ceremony, you've been framed is full of them!"

Isnt that more to do with the shock when the enormity of who they're marrying hits them?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Be doing my best to get over my stag night I suspect Why do blokes wait until the night before, then they pass out at the ceremony, you've been framed is full of them!

Isnt that more to do with the shock when the enormity of who they're marrying hits them?I couldn't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick my head in a gas oven....

Will you marry me ?

Cruel but funny.I will happily do that when you stop talking through ya arse."

It may be a long engagement.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Probably get a coffee when I wake up...no...first thing I'd do is uncuff myself from the midget Oompa Loompa we hired, find him taxi money, check if my arse feels suspiciously sore...THEN...get a coffee.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Probably get a coffee when I wake up...no...first thing I'd do is uncuff myself from the midget Oompa Loompa we hired, find him taxi money, check if my arse feels suspiciously sore...THEN...get a coffee."
Are you going to check the Ooompa Loompas' bottom too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the penalties for bigamy.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Probably get a coffee when I wake up...no...first thing I'd do is uncuff myself from the midget Oompa Loompa we hired, find him taxi money, check if my arse feels suspiciously sore...THEN...get a coffee.Are you going to check the Ooompa Loompas' bottom too?

Hmm is only feel duty bound if I was responsible, I'd have to have been seriously d*unk for that.

Nothing to do with the fact I'm straight...I just don't shag people with too much fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember what I did the day before my wedding. Probably set out all the bridesmaids dresses and accessories and take my dress out of the bag to air. I think I did my nails the night before. I can't remember that far back

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Change ma profile from bi to gay, it might work

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By *layingkitty69Woman
over a year ago

DONCASTER

"You only had 24hours before you were getting married?"
I was wishing someone would ask me if I was sure to witch I would have said no an then called it of but would not have my son

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Start singing (in me bestes pub voice ) " i'm getting married in the morning, ding dong the bells are gonna chime" gotta love a good o knees up! ( no I aint Mother Brown !)

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Last time I was stressing over a million things. Next time I hope I would be just chillin'!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Have myself committed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up her life Insurance, Buy a Postmans outfit

And Knock Twice

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that ain't ever happening again so I wouldn't have to do anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.this just makes me laugh.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I would wake up in a cold sweat and hope it was just a nightmare

Shudders at the thought of marriage

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