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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My daughter is going on her hols this weekend and wanted a small purse. I gave her one of mine. What I had forgotten was it contained my nice and naughty card from my local sex shop.

Omg. The embarrasment!!!

Any one else been caught out like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I frequently leave my massive dildo around all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But has anyone else found it? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But has anyone else found it? Xx"

I don't really have a dildo. But as forgetful as I am. It's probably something I'd do.

I did laugh at your predicament though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im still getting questioned about it. Jeez, kids. Why dont they mind their own? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left the stocks in the back garden once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had once had a naughty night with dildos and but plugs and had then put them in the bathroom sink to clean. Unexpectedly her parents turned up and both used the toilet. We had forgotten about them till she later received a txt saying "you need to be more careful where you leave your toys... " thought it was quite funny at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha. Love it. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I left the stocks in the back garden once"

Tell me more? X

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I lent my neighbour a suitcase...when she returned it she said she and her husband hadn't needed the dozen condoms and lube sachets I'd forgotten to remove from the zippy bit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I lent my neighbour a suitcase...when she returned it she said she and her husband hadn't needed the dozen condoms and lube sachets I'd forgotten to remove from the zippy bit "
Oh shit I leave things like that in mine!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

chocolate body paint..

came home to be told by then 8 yr old son that the new chocolate spread was lovely on bread..

being a typical male he never read the label once the word 'chocolate' was seen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were out and my 21 year old son was looking for his passport. I sent him to my drawer beside my bed where I also had placed a new sex toy I bought for my Mrs

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

My son who is 17 was trying to earn brownie points for pissing me off. I went out but left my rabbit hidden under the cushions in the living room. When I got home the room was spotless. He had even hoovered under the cushions.

With a totally straight face he said " mother. Please put your toys away properly. Charlotte (who was 6 at the time ) may find them. ''

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

London

My young boys found my toys that were hidden in my wardrobe. They fell about laughing. Thankfully we had no visitors around otherwise they would of taken great delight in showing the toys off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You are all making me feel so

much better with your embarrasing moments. Lol xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My daughter is going on her hols this weekend and wanted a small purse. I gave her one of mine. What I had forgotten was it contained my nice and naughty card from my local sex shop.

Omg. The embarrasment!!!

Any one else been caught out like this? "
The only thing I can compare it too was my friends three year old finding my panty liners and sticking on them the windows are aeroplanes.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

My granddaughter found one of my vibrators so I told her it was a massager for my bad back lol. Also a few years back I was renting a room and I left my toys out when I went to work. My landlord let himself into my room lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A previous FB of mine forgot her mum was coming to visit. The thing left lying around was me. Naked in her bed when her mum let herself in with the key she has.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A previous FB of mine forgot her mum was coming to visit. The thing left lying around was me. Naked in her bed when her mum let herself in with the key she has....."

Omg!!!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

years ago, on a sunday morning, hubbys mate called round unexpectedly and woke us up. hubby showed him in, mate sat in the living room, hubby went straight to kitchen to make coffee, and i threw some clothes on and went to the living room and sat in the chair next to mate.

then realised with horror, between the 2 chairs in plain view, was my 2 dildos and a bottle of baby oil. I covered them with a cushion lolol.

when i told my hubby later, he said he wondered why his mate didnt chat as much as usual and seemed a bit quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an embarrassing text incident.

I woke up after being on nightshift and thought i was texting girlfriend. Was being over the top suggestive expecting her to storm in and get onto me. Just kept getting flippant texts back, so gave up ( a bit disappointed) and figured she just wasn't taking the bait.

Later that night i got a text from my mum. When i clicked to read it, all my other texts i sent in the morning popped up. I'd sent it to my mum....

Bloody phone. Still keep getting the wee digs every time i visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im still getting questioned about it. Jeez, kids. Why dont they mind their own? Xx"

You'll have to explain that mum has a sex life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When our youngest was 3 or 4 he found a vibrator, came in the room waggling it about saying look I've found a carrot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend was using his girlfriends used panties over his face while he was playing with himself in his room.

This was while he was still at home of course.

He was complaining that every time he got close to cumming his mum would shout him down as his tea was ready.

This happened four or five times then he eventually came.

When he took the used panties off his face his tea was on a tray just inside his bedroom door.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

When I was younger and lived at home my parents came home early from a night out... Found me innocently doing my homework in my room looking a little flustered.

My dad asked what all the banging was and said if I tell him I won't be in trouble...

I told him I hadn't heard any banging... I thought the fact that my naked boyfriend and his clothes were all shoved into the wardrobe next to my dad may posdibly be too much for the offered amnesty.

That was an interesting somewhat later tiptoe to the back door midnight run!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not yet - but wonder about the face on my kids if they ever went routing - i have a very interesting bag in the wardrobe

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By *oversforfun2000Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Ours was our middle daughter was in our room having a nosey when we heard her shout that she had found a microphone!! This led to us running up the stair to find her singing into my pink glittery vibrator!! Mortified wasn't the word!! Lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 11 year old grandson and his 13year old friend came out of the bedroom both holding sex toys-aloft in the air with huge grins on their faces. My grandson asking "What's this nan?" and smirking at me. I just said "Not yours!" And wrestled them off them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *urvyblonde890Woman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I got caught having sex in the living room by my son and the neighbours son once. Totally naked and bent over the sofa

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I was on my way home from meeting a friend a few years ago and had to pick my son up on the way back, he asked if we could pop into the chip shop as he was hungry, so he ordered what he wanted and as I pulled my purse out of the bag a strip of condoms fell onto the floor at his feet, he just looked at me and said "ohhhh mother", I shoved them back in my bag as other people were in there too, went a lovely crimson colour and said " well at least you know I am taking care of myself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly think the older your kids get, the more difficult your private life becomes.

Questions bloody questions!

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By *urvyblonde890Woman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I totally agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friend was using his girlfriends used panties over his face while he was playing with himself in his room.

This was while he was still at home of course.

He was complaining that every time he got close to cumming his mum would shout him down as his tea was ready.

This happened four or five times then he eventually came.

When he took the used panties off his face his tea was on a tray just inside his bedroom door.

"

Brilliant !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think when my ex girlfriends 14 year old sister and her mother walked into our room whilst we was having sex.......... awkward lol!

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

A friend had two flats,and we had to go in to look at something that was wrong,the bed room door was open and under the bed we saw a dildo covered in guff ,she was a really good looker,ever time I saw her I kept thinking of the dildo stuck up her fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the time, because I am forgetful.

my sons used to me being a bit strange though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While away in greece we left the room in a rush to get to a meeting, when we arrived back we found all our dildos, buttplug and lube nicely displayed on the bedside as the cleaners had changed our beds and on the same hol our 6yr old daughter shouted out in a gift shop while pointing at a large carved wooden penis 'my mums got 1 of them thats pink and squishy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My daughter is going on her hols this weekend and wanted a small purse. I gave her one of mine. What I had forgotten was it contained my nice and naughty card from my local sex shop.

Omg. The embarrasment!!!

Any one else been caught out like this? The only thing I can compare it too was my friends three year old finding my panty liners and sticking on them the windows are aeroplanes. "
sounds like he had a good time GAGAGA haha, you are a naughty boy haha showing his artistic

skills to you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my mother found my porn collection when cleaning my flat once lol, embarrassing

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


"A friend had two flats,and we had to go in to look at something that was wrong,the bed room door was open and under the bed we saw a dildo covered in guff ,she was a really good looker,ever time I saw her I kept thinking of the dildo stuck up her fanny. "

"Guff" wtf's 'guff'

Loving some of these posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was younger and lived at home my parents came home early from a night out... Found me innocently doing my homework in my room looking a little flustered.

My dad asked what all the banging was and said if I tell him I won't be in trouble...

I told him I hadn't heard any banging... I thought the fact that my naked boyfriend and his clothes were all shoved into the wardrobe next to my dad may posdibly be too much for the offered amnesty.

That was an interesting somewhat later tiptoe to the back door midnight run!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum was babysitting for me once and I had forgotten to put away a strap on, it was just there on the bed, she questioned me about it when I got home and being put on the spot I said it was for my then husband cause he liked that kind of things my mum got flustered and it was never spoke of again, my ex went mad when I told him what I had said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While away in greece we left the room in a rush to get to a meeting, when we arrived back we found all our dildos, buttplug and lube nicely displayed on the bedside as the cleaners had changed our beds and on the same hol our 6yr old daughter shouted out in a gift shop while pointing at a large carved wooden penis 'my mums got 1 of them thats pink and squishy' "

Too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in a resort I see a lot of funny things of people getting caught.

A few that comes to mind... A teenager was wanking behind the bushes but was in view from the bar...poor kid every one knew his name.

Another was a small cleaning lady in her 60s running down the hall and screaming that she never going back to that room. Found out later she accidentally walked in and caught 2 guy guys going at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While away in greece we left the room in a rush to get to a meeting, when we arrived back we found all our dildos, buttplug and lube nicely displayed on the bedside as the cleaners had changed our beds and on the same hol our 6yr old daughter shouted out in a gift shop while pointing at a large carved wooden penis 'my mums got 1 of them thats pink and squishy' "

this actually made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm. Shall have to remember to lock the Sex Dungeon before leaving the house....

XD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually annoy the mrs by putting her toys on display at the bedroom window lol, some funny looks from the window cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually annoy the mrs by putting her toys on display at the bedroom window lol, some funny looks from the window cleaner "

I still remember my girl getting a "package" delivered to her parents place (unmarked, of course) and her mother was insistent about asking what it was so she just blurted out "Rampant Rabbit!" ...

And silenced her for 30 seconds for the first time in 26 years. xD

Besides. It was a vibrating buttplug anyways... No idea why she was so worried.. ; )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loaned out one of my rucksack's. Didn't think anything of it. Till i got it back and checked they'd taken everything out. On opening the smallest pocket at the front. I found it still contained 3 of my vibrating bullets. That will teach me to loan a play bag out......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im loving reading these posts. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old FB and I were gettin down to the nitty gritty and my parents came home. I wud have brazened it out but he left his shoes downstairs. And in his haste he shoved his pants down his trousers and had a massive bulge on his leg.

I said he was looking to buy an old phone of mine and that it was under my bed in a massive box so that was the banging they heard. Lol. Cringe!

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

My puppy found my rabbit Just The Ears, must have been under my pillow. First I knew of it was when my 18 year old handed me the ears, saying she didn't know where the pink plastic came from but she'd found the dog chewing it. Imagine my horror when I couldn't find the rest of it! I kept thinking one of the kids would find it or its find it on the sofa.

I eventually found it, months later, dropped into the radiator. I had to do an emergency run to Ann Summers at closing time - I had unfinished business and needed a replacement urgently!

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE


"My mum was babysitting for me once and I had forgotten to put away a strap on, it was just there on the bed, she questioned me about it when I got home and being put on the spot I said it was for my then husband cause he liked that kind of things my mum got flustered and it was never spoke of again, my ex went mad when I told him what I had said "

Haha love it. Is that why he's an ex?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor lil pink ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hid my rabbit in an old battered suitcase on top of my wardrobe. I went on holiday, came back and the suitcase had gone. Rang my mom in a panic asking if she had taken it, she told my stepdad had borrowed it to use it for work stuff. Oh the fucking shame!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents had all the family round for Sunday dinner once and half way through dinner my 5yo nephew came down stairs with my 8" strapon saying look what I found under uncle David bed, my dad was laughing as everyone spat there dinner out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was staying at an ex's...left some condoms, toys and lube on the landing table (because we had a free house as far as we knew), her mother happened to walk in to the ex's bedroom to confront/embarrass her daughter...but she was left as red-faced as anyone because she got a full sight of my ass and balls and her daughters feet in the air, needless to say I kept the erection during the awkwardness (I had nothing to hide it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think the older your kids get, the more difficult your private life becomes.

Questions bloody questions! "

then you start getting the knowing looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My two have found my wand before now.... thinking it was a microphone .... so embarrassed ... xx

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By *weet nipplesCouple
over a year ago

west london

my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in

her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in

her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time "

OMG.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One Xmas morning I had all the family round and we was taking it in turns to open our pressies.. Well I had a very nicely wrapped present from my boss ..

I was shaking it and feeling it thinking what is it ..? Well imagine my embrassmenr when I unwrapped it and a bullet vibrator and tingly lube fell out..!!! My daughters were not impressed and my mum was like what's that for..??? Hmm red face or what..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in

her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time "

oooo show and tell - pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in

her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time "

Oh my. I would have died!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in

her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time "
Thats the best one on this thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One Xmas morning I had all the family round and we was taking it in turns to open our pressies.. Well I had a very nicely wrapped present from my boss ..

I was shaking it and feeling it thinking what is it ..? Well imagine my embrassmenr when I unwrapped it and a bullet vibrator and tingly lube fell out..!!! My daughters were not impressed and my mum was like what's that for..??? Hmm red face or what.. "

Do you still work for him??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in

her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time Thats the best one on this thread! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One Xmas morning I had all the family round and we was taking it in turns to open our pressies.. Well I had a very nicely wrapped present from my boss ..

I was shaking it and feeling it thinking what is it ..? Well imagine my embrassmenr when I unwrapped it and a bullet vibrator and tingly lube fell out..!!! My daughters were not impressed and my mum was like what's that for..??? Hmm red face or what..

Do you still work for him?? "

Actually it's a she and yes I still work for her ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 8yr old daughter asked to borrow a torch. I sent her up to get it off the bedside table but instead she opened the draw and brought down my then girlfriend's enormous vibrator.

She was asking how to turn it on as my two female friends fell about the place and my girlfriend turned Crimson.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One Xmas morning I had all the family round and we was taking it in turns to open our pressies.. Well I had a very nicely wrapped present from my boss ..

I was shaking it and feeling it thinking what is it ..? Well imagine my embrassmenr when I unwrapped it and a bullet vibrator and tingly lube fell out..!!! My daughters were not impressed and my mum was like what's that for..??? Hmm red face or what..

Do you still work for him??

Actually it's a she and yes I still work for her ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I leant my parents my girlfriend at the times suitcase, they finally found the missing anal beads and dildo she thought she left on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband and I got caught by my dad.. Him sucking on my boobs.. Horrifying to be fair still makes my bum flutter thinking about it to this day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in

her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time "

I remember my mum once dropping a dildo out her pocket when she was on the front garden talking to the guy next door

I asked her why the hell she had a dildo in her pocket, well come on you would wouldn't you and she replied....well i was washing it in the kitchen sink when I saw you coming up the path so I quickly put it in my pocket so you didn't see what I was doing, I forgot it was there and while talking to cliff (the neighbour) I went to get a tissue and it fell out

Shes nearly 70 ffs

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24


"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in

her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time

I remember my mum once dropping a dildo out her pocket when she was on the front garden talking to the guy next door. I asked her why the hell she had a dildo in her pocket, well come on you would wouldn't you and she replied....well i was washing it in the kitchen sink when I saw you coming up the path so I quickly put it in my pocket so you didn't see what I was doing, I forgot it was there and while talking to cliff (the neighbour) I went to get a tissue and it fell out

Shes nearly 70 ffs "

That's awesome! There's hope for us all for sex into our dotage lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in

her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time

I remember my mum once dropping a dildo out her pocket when she was on the front garden talking to the guy next door. I asked her why the hell she had a dildo in her pocket, well come on you would wouldn't you and she replied....well i was washing it in the kitchen sink when I saw you coming up the path so I quickly put it in my pocket so you didn't see what I was doing, I forgot it was there and while talking to cliff (the neighbour) I went to get a tissue and it fell out

Shes nearly 70 ffs

That's awesome! There's hope for us all for sex into our dotage lol "

That's nothing, shes got herself a new toy boy he's 60 who decided to buy her a rabbit type toy for Xmas, fair enough that's their business, but he decided to wrap it up and put it under the tree so Xmas morning we are all there handing out gifts and yep my mum opens this rabbit type thing infront of everyone, kids and all, looks at it, winks at the toy boy and says....we'll have to try that out after dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum came round for a visit and found one of my dresses and a pair of killer heels i had inadvertently left lying around. I said they belonged to a girlfriend. 'Size 9 shoes ? She must be tall?','she is' said I. Then there was a pause. ...'how did she get home without her dress and shoes on?'...Gulp...'good taste in clothes though she has'said mum. I just nodded in agreement

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"Friend was using his girlfriends used panties over his face while he was playing with himself in his room.

This was while he was still at home of course.

He was complaining that every time he got close to cumming his mum would shout him down as his tea was ready.

This happened four or five times then he eventually came.

When he took the used panties off his face his tea was on a tray just inside his bedroom door.

"

"A friend" yeah right I believe ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My daughter is going on her hols this weekend and wanted a small purse. I gave her one of mine. What I had forgotten was it contained my nice and naughty card from my local sex shop.

Omg. The embarrasment!!!

Any one else been caught out like this? "

She may have one herself and thought it was her own.

My wifes rabbit fell on my head when me and my 19 year old were moving a wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one for us was walking into my mothers garden whilst her and my step dad were arguing he was burying a massive 10 inch bbc dildo in the garden with a shovel and shouting this is what u get how can I compete with this - my mum was howling with laughter he was serious and I didn't know where to look pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We did move house, and drafted in the other halfs brother to help.. Removal day came, bro and other half grab the mattress... Oh shit.. Ropes with handcuffs attached, to the slats under the bed! Ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We did move house, and drafted in the other halfs brother to help.. Removal day came, bro and other half grab the mattress... Oh shit.. Ropes with handcuffs attached, to the slats under the bed! Ooops "

It's worse when they ask to borrow them my brother in law found mine and asked. Sorry but HELLL Nooo that's my sister, I wouldn't be able to use them ever again

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"We did move house, and drafted in the other halfs brother to help.. Removal day came, bro and other half grab the mattress... Oh shit.. Ropes with handcuffs attached, to the slats under the bed! Ooops

It's worse when they ask to borrow them my brother in law found mine and asked. Sorry but HELLL Nooo that's my sister, I wouldn't be able to use them ever again "

LMAO!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I went to A&E one night about a year ago.... and was kept in hospital.

Asked my mum to go to my house and pick up some PJ's clean clothes etc...

When she arrived with my stuff I noticed she had brought my bathrobe... which had been hanging on my bedframe..... on top of several floggers, crops, paddles and a whip

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I once worked in an office largely on my own and had Fab on my PC in my lunchtime... a Rep arrived to see me and I sat chatting to him for several minutes before turning around and realising the Fab forum was still on screen....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my daughter found about 6 of my dildos on the bed .she put them in

her school bag and took them to school she was about 7 at the time "

Was it a "show and tell" day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We did move house, and drafted in the other halfs brother to help.. Removal day came, bro and other half grab the mattress... Oh shit.. Ropes with handcuffs attached, to the slats under the bed! Ooops

It's worse when they ask to borrow them my brother in law found mine and asked. Sorry but HELLL Nooo that's my sister, I wouldn't be able to use them ever again "
trust you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We did move house, and drafted in the other halfs brother to help.. Removal day came, bro and other half grab the mattress... Oh shit.. Ropes with handcuffs attached, to the slats under the bed! Ooops

It's worse when they ask to borrow them my brother in law found mine and asked. Sorry but HELLL Nooo that's my sister, I wouldn't be able to use them ever again trust you!! "

Not my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We did move house, and drafted in the other halfs brother to help.. Removal day came, bro and other half grab the mattress... Oh shit.. Ropes with handcuffs attached, to the slats under the bed! Ooops

It's worse when they ask to borrow them my brother in law found mine and asked. Sorry but HELLL Nooo that's my sister, I wouldn't be able to use them ever again trust you!!

Not my fault "

Ha Russ remember I know you, don't even think about pleading innocence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one for us was walking into my mothers garden whilst her and my step dad were arguing he was burying a massive 10 inch bbc dildo in the garden with a shovel and shouting this is what u get how can I compete with this - my mum was howling with laughter he was serious and I didn't know where to look pmsl "

I've just snorted tea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We did move house, and drafted in the other halfs brother to help.. Removal day came, bro and other half grab the mattress... Oh shit.. Ropes with handcuffs attached, to the slats under the bed! Ooops

It's worse when they ask to borrow them my brother in law found mine and asked. Sorry but HELLL Nooo that's my sister, I wouldn't be able to use them ever again trust you!!

Not my fault

Ha Russ remember I know you, don't even think about pleading innocence! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After reading all these embarrassing stories mine seems tame. Lol

Loving the fact that our sexy life styles get us into a little pickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time I was "caught out" was when I was seeing my girlfriend home late one night (both 17)

And getting frisky at the front door .... Not realising I was pressing her back onto the doorbell .... And her dad clumping down the stairs to find us there half undressed on the door step

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only time I was "caught out" was when I was seeing my girlfriend home late one night (both 17)

And getting frisky at the front door .... Not realising I was pressing her back onto the doorbell .... And her dad clumping down the stairs to find us there half undressed on the door step "

Bloody doorbells...lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading all these embarrassing stories mine seems tame. Lol

Loving the fact that our sexy life styles get us into a little pickle. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only time I was "caught out" was when I was seeing my girlfriend home late one night (both 17)

And getting frisky at the front door .... Not realising I was pressing her back onto the doorbell .... And her dad clumping down the stairs to find us there half undressed on the door step

Bloody doorbells...lol x "

Ding Dong !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only time I was "caught out" was when I was seeing my girlfriend home late one night (both 17)

And getting frisky at the front door .... Not realising I was pressing her back onto the doorbell .... And her dad clumping down the stairs to find us there half undressed on the door step

Bloody doorbells...lol x

Ding Dong ! "

Avon calling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife and I were away for the weekend at a hotel. After a few drinks in the bar we headed back to our room. As we went my wife flashed her tits and stocking as we walked towards our room then noticed the security cameras, oops

Hope the security guard enjoyed the show

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The wife and I were away for the weekend at a hotel. After a few drinks in the bar we headed back to our room. As we went my wife flashed her tits and stocking as we walked towards our room then noticed the security cameras, oops

Hope the security guard enjoyed the show "

Im sure he did. Xx

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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago

Northern England

My first embarrassing (there are loads more) sex-related story goes back to 1970 (I was 14 at the time). I'd just been on holiday with my mate & his folks.

On my return, my parents greeted me with a cheery "welcome home son, whilst you were away, we've decorated your bedroom"; They had..My entire porn stash was plastered over every wall!

I hastily pulled the lot down, reassembled each mag as best I could & re-secreted them at the bottom of my wardrobe, before scuttling downstairs & scarpering round to my mates house. I could still hear their laughter from the end of the drive!

Best parents EVER.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum came round for a visit and found one of my dresses and a pair of killer heels i had inadvertently left lying around. I said they belonged to a girlfriend. 'Size 9 shoes ? She must be tall?','she is' said I. Then there was a pause. ...'how did she get home without her dress and shoes on?'...Gulp...'good taste in clothes though she has'said mum. I just nodded in agreement "

Haha - busted!

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"My first embarrassing (there are loads more) sex-related story goes back to 1970 (I was 14 at the time). I'd just been on holiday with my mate & his folks.

On my return, my parents greeted me with a cheery "welcome home son, whilst you were away, we've decorated your bedroom"; They had..My entire porn stash was plastered over every wall!

I hastily pulled the lot down, reassembled each mag as best I could & re-secreted them at the bottom of my wardrobe, before scuttling downstairs & scarpering round to my mates house. I could still hear their laughter from the end of the drive!

Best parents EVER. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My first embarrassing (there are loads more) sex-related story goes back to 1970 (I was 14 at the time). I'd just been on holiday with my mate & his folks.

On my return, my parents greeted me with a cheery "welcome home son, whilst you were away, we've decorated your bedroom"; They had..My entire porn stash was plastered over every wall!

I hastily pulled the lot down, reassembled each mag as best I could & re-secreted them at the bottom of my wardrobe, before scuttling downstairs & scarpering round to my mates house. I could still hear their laughter from the end of the drive!

Best parents EVER. "

Love it. You say there are more?

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