FabSwingers.com forum: Think I could sell an odd shoe on Ebay?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have lost the other one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sell it to someone on crutches with one leg in plaster.

Saves wearing out one of a pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does one lose a shoe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont do it!! Because you will then find the other one hiding in the wardrobe or somewhere!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"sell it to someone on crutches with one leg in plaster.

Saves wearing out one of a pair "
That is quite a niche market Jack, anyway its a 5" heeled green glittery shoe.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How does one lose a shoe ?"
I don't bloomin know....was there day before yesterday, shoe fairies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does one lose a shoe ?"

There's hoss in our village who's always doin' it

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How does one lose a shoe ?

There's hoss in our village who's always doin' it

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A stripey one? Give it an opple from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sell it to someone on crutches with one leg in plaster.

Saves wearing out one of a pair That is quite a niche market Jack, anyway its a 5" heeled green glittery shoe.

Sell it to a one-legged TV/CD.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a listing for well worn shoes.

One shoe might be enough for some

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"sell it to someone on crutches with one leg in plaster.

Saves wearing out one of a pair That is quite a niche market Jack, anyway its a 5" heeled green glittery shoe.

Sell it to a one-legged TV/CD.?"
Like I said a niche market...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try ebare, there is all sorts of weird shit on there

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"try ebare, there is all sorts of weird shit on there"
My shoe is not weird shit

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Sell it to a shoe fetishist?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Has he taken it as a souvenir he may have a shoe licking fetish

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Has he taken it as a souvenir he may have a shoe licking fetish

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Nooooooooooooo, he bought them for me, so I am hoping I can find the other....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it out the window of your car when driving on a motorway.

That seems quite popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try ebare, there is all sorts of weird shit on thereMy shoe is not weird shit

A stilletto in size 1 is weird shit

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"try ebare, there is all sorts of weird shit on thereMy shoe is not weird shit

A stilletto in size 1 is weird shit

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Its not a size 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lost the other one.

Daft mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try ebare, there is all sorts of weird shit on thereMy shoe is not weird shit

A stilletto in size 1 is weird shit

Its not a size 1

What size is it then? Does it smell? Is it the foot with the corn and the verucca? Maybe through in a pair of used panties and I'll make an offer

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"try ebare, there is all sorts of weird shit on thereMy shoe is not weird shit

A stilletto in size 1 is weird shit

Its not a size 1

What size is it then? Does it smell? Is it the foot with the corn and the verucca? Maybe through in a pair of used panties and I'll make an offer

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Size 7 mint condition, no smell although I can open a can of Tuna and rub the contents over a thong and shove that in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try ebare, there is all sorts of weird shit on thereMy shoe is not weird shit

A stilletto in size 1 is weird shit

Its not a size 1

What size is it then? Does it smell? Is it the foot with the corn and the verucca? Maybe through in a pair of used panties and I'll make an offer

Size 7 mint condition, no smell although I can open a can of Tuna and rub the contents over a thong and shove that in?

That would be a vast improvement on your fanny!

On a serious note, what size is Heather Mills-McCartney, she might be interested

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"try ebare, there is all sorts of weird shit on thereMy shoe is not weird shit

A stilletto in size 1 is weird shit

Its not a size 1

What size is it then? Does it smell? Is it the foot with the corn and the verucca? Maybe through in a pair of used panties and I'll make an offer

Size 7 mint condition, no smell although I can open a can of Tuna and rub the contents over a thong and shove that in?

That would be a vast improvement on your fanny!

On a serious note, what size is Heather Mills-McCartney, she might be interested

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I had thought of her.......the other comment I shall ignore ya git.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Maybe ya mutt buried the other one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try ebare, there is all sorts of weird shit on thereMy shoe is not weird shit

A stilletto in size 1 is weird shit

Its not a size 1

What size is it then? Does it smell? Is it the foot with the corn and the verucca? Maybe through in a pair of used panties and I'll make an offer

Size 7 mint condition, no smell although I can open a can of Tuna and rub the contents over a thong and shove that in?

That would be a vast improvement on your fanny!

On a serious note, what size is Heather Mills-McCartney, she might be interested

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wrong foot

Don't ask how I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lost the other one.

Someone will buy it people buy all sorts of tat on there.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"How does one lose a shoe ?"

Easy have often had one ladies shoe left in my taxi when I did nights lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it still have the slinky black panties hanging from the heel like so many do on profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ps slinky is NOT a typo.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ps slinky is NOT a typo. "
No, thats so last decade, these are high fashion shoes I will have thee know.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

A friend of mine sold a magic kitkat on eBay for a small profit.

Give it a quirky backstory and you'll get something I bet.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A friend of mine sold a magic kitkat on eBay for a small profit.

Give it a quirky backstory and you'll get something I bet."
I will look for the other one tomorrow again, if I can't find it, I will put it on Ebay for a giggle.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"A friend of mine sold a magic kitkat on eBay for a small profit.

Give it a quirky backstory and you'll get something I bet.I will look for the other one tomorrow again, if I can't find it, I will put it on Ebay for a giggle."

You'll have to let us know how you get on (God it's like 'homes under the hammer' - needs to know the outcome after I catch the start!!!)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A friend of mine sold a magic kitkat on eBay for a small profit.

Give it a quirky backstory and you'll get something I bet.I will look for the other one tomorrow again, if I can't find it, I will put it on Ebay for a giggle.

You'll have to let us know how you get on (God it's like 'homes under the hammer' - needs to know the outcome after I catch the start!!!)"
Hahahaha, I will update the thread, I am giggling at the thought now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I know was selling tickets to the mayan apocalypse a couple of years.

People will buy anything on eBay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try selling a normal shoe, not an odd one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine sold a magic kitkat on eBay for a small profit.

Give it a quirky backstory and you'll get something I bet.I will look for the other one tomorrow again, if I can't find it, I will put it on Ebay for a giggle.

You'll have to let us know how you get on (God it's like 'homes under the hammer' - needs to know the outcome after I catch the start!!!)Hahahaha, I will update the thread, I am giggling at the thought now.

If you do, post the auction ref on here, so we can see how much Shag is willing to go to.

There my be other bidders.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Hey I've just thought , don't sell it. Get on eBay an buy the other odd one

Failing that, nick the display shoes you used to get in shoe shops lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hey I've just thought , don't sell it. Get on eBay an buy the other odd one

Failing that, nick the display shoes you used to get in shoe shops lol"
Give over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a different other shoe with it. Works for Helena Bonham Carter.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wear a different other shoe with it. Works for Helena Bonham Carter.

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Oh heavens above I couldn't do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont sell it prince charming will be along shortly with the other one... it's one of his fetishes

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"dont sell it prince charming will be along shortly with the other one... it's one of his fetishes"
I have my Prince Charming, I don't want another one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont sell it prince charming will be along shortly with the other one... it's one of his fetishesI have my Prince Charming, I don't want another one!

You think he cares, he took a shoe that law of averages says will fit 20% of the female population and decided to shag whoever it fitted... he is a total git!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"dont sell it prince charming will be along shortly with the other one... it's one of his fetishesI have my Prince Charming, I don't want another one!

You think he cares, he took a shoe that law of averages says will fit 20% of the female population and decided to shag whoever it fitted... he is a total git!

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The scoundrel!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Wasn't there a 'What's the strangest thing you've shoved up your snatch' thread earlier? Is this related I wonder?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wasn't there a 'What's the strangest thing you've shoved up your snatch' thread earlier? Is this related I wonder?

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We are not all as perverted as you OAPs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lost the other one.

Sounds like a Croc to me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have lost the other one.

Sounds like a Croc to me

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bugger off and go and drink your Balsamic Vinegar.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Wasn't there a 'What's the strangest thing you've shoved up your snatch' thread earlier? Is this related I wonder?

We are not all as perverted as you OAPs.

I'd check to be on the safe side. If I were closer I'd offer.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wasn't there a 'What's the strangest thing you've shoved up your snatch' thread earlier? Is this related I wonder?

We are not all as perverted as you OAPs.

I'd check to be on the safe side. If I were closer I'd offer.

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Gynecologist Extraordinaire?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Wasn't there a 'What's the strangest thing you've shoved up your snatch' thread earlier? Is this related I wonder?

We are not all as perverted as you OAPs.

I'd check to be on the safe side. If I were closer I'd offer.

Gynecologist Extraordinaire?"

Well I'm retired now, however I like to keep my hand in.

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Speaking as an amputee, there is a chance you could sell it on EBay, there are women amputees who are not able to wear a prosthetic leg but still like to wear nice shoes, and only need one, so there is a market for them

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Speaking as an amputee, there is a chance you could sell it on EBay, there are women amputees who are not able to wear a prosthetic leg but still like to wear nice shoes, and only need one, so there is a market for them

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I hadn't thought of that, although I am secretly hoping I find the other one.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Was out clubbing some years ago and one of my friends got a bit too pissed so we put him in a taxi and sent him home. Went back in the club and saw he had left his shoes on the dancefloor which a group of girls had now decided to start dancing around.

I went over to them and said....You meant to dance around your handbags girls, or do you fancy a shoe each to put your purses in.

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