FabSwingers.com forum: bored with best ***** competitions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Personally, I'm bored with the competitions for best boobs, bum, cock, nose or fibula. . . So there are some folks on here that garner popularity due to a physical feature that most probably is an Inherited characteristic- well done those genes. If you think you have great bits, good for you. If you think someone else has bigger better firmer smaller tighter bits than you-don't worry about it. Surely here is a safe haven for people that might feel a bit self conscious or shy? I can appreciate the female form in myriad shapes and sizes but do try looking to the personality too. Or maybe I'm wrong and its all about tits. Discuss. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well who rattled your cage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your bored of these thread so you decided to start a thread talking about them

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm not a fan of the enforced "let's all pretend to compete so I can find out who has great tits/bum/is kinkiest/is fittest without having to bother actually looking on the site".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is always an alterer motive behind them but they are easy to just ignore.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Your bored of these thread so you decided to start a thread talking about them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just bitter as nobody nominated me for best male bum lol. All those squats and lunges in the gym for nothing! Off for a KFC. . .

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

This isn't even the best "bored with best ***** competitions" thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stars are the best.....see?

********

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're correct. Who has the right to judge what's 'best'? There's actually no such thing as best. It's the whole package that counts, in whatever shape, size, width, girth, length, circumference and diameter it may be/have. Statistics and discussion of = yawn...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I'm just bitter as nobody nominated me for best male bum lol. All those squats and lunges in the gym for nothing! Off for a KFC. . . "

You need more friends to nominate you next time...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I'm just bitter as nobody nominated me for best male bum lol. All those squats and lunges in the gym for nothing! Off for a KFC. . . "

You need more friends to nominate you next time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all get bored with certain topics on here we hate the continual kiss fuck pass the person above threads which appear daily but as someone stated they serve a purpose for some so just ignore them.

Pass ....lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm just bitter as nobody nominated me for best male bum lol. All those squats and lunges in the gym for nothing! Off for a KFC. . . "

You need more friends to nominate you next time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those threads are nothing but light-heated fun.

Don't take it so seriously

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Also, they are only the best on the forums. There are thousands of others who dont swim in this area of the fab pond but are gifted in many areas.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kfc? that's not on the paloe is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP don't be a spoil sport, I was waiting for my chance when they got to best index finger on left hand

Personally I prefer to patrol(perv) the profiles looking for best tit's arses etc. find the avatars quite hard to see these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Merci Bambi

as a relative new member I should've kept my head down and lurked. . . Maybe all the lists and competitions indicate an inclination towards anal retentive tendencies? Hardly surprising given some of the fine asses on here. *flees*

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Merci Bambi

I don't know about anal retentive tendencies...all i see are light hearted threads that make me bladder explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What best ***** competitions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your bored of these thread so you decided to start a thread talking about them

Hehe.

I always found the irony in that. People do it on video games as well, Worldof Warcraft forums are a great example.

Good luck for bringing it up, but.. Hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What best ***** competitions? "

*whispers...* asterisks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What best ***** competitions?

*whispers...* asterisks. "

Oh! **** are soooo last year!

##### are the way to go

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I don't get involved with the 'best this and that' or awards of any sort but they cause me no angst...

actually, they are quite amusing when there is a hissy fit if someone doesn't win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What best ***** competitions?

*whispers...* asterisks. "

Obelix had the better lines I always thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My stars are the best.....see?

********"

you saying that my ********s aren't good enough???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My stars are the best.....see?

********

you saying that my ********s aren't good enough???

They're nice and everything...but just look how good mine look...

********* and one for a tease *

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What best ***** competitions?

*whispers...* asterisks.

Obelix had the better lines I always thought..."

That's because he fell in the ****** ****** when he was a wee one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My stars are the best.....see?

********

you saying that my ********s aren't good enough???

They're nice and everything...but just look how good mine look...

********* and one for a tease *"

well I think we should put it to the vote..... oh. ... wait a minute. ...

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

It's all about the banter, gets a few of us through our monotonous days lol :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These Romans are crazy. . .

Besides the only real competition on here should be whose bacon sandwich is the best. A Great British Bacon Scoff? *gets coat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im bored with people getting bored with any threads let alone best of's. Usually when im bored of a thread I just pass it by

I've not entered a best of, some people enjoy them though its just a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I await the start of voting for the best Friday look at me thread started by a man with a tasteful black and white avatar of his arse artistically bound. I should scrape an unconvincing second place... hey, where did everyone go? Shall I turn off the lights?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bored with people being bored about boring threads.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

[Removed by poster at 22/09/14 16:42:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bored with people being bored about boring threads.

Well I'm bored of people being bored with people being bored about boring threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind them as its just a bit of fun and it gets everyone talking

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

[Removed by poster at 22/09/14 16:43:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind them as its just a bit of fun and it gets everyone talking "

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Personally, I'm bored with the competitions for best boobs, bum, cock, nose or fibula. . . So there are some folks on here that garner popularity due to a physical feature that most probably is an Inherited characteristic- well done those genes. If you think you have great bits, good for you. If you think someone else has bigger better firmer smaller tighter bits than you-don't worry about it. Surely here is a safe haven for people that might feel a bit self conscious or shy? I can appreciate the female form in myriad shapes and sizes but do try looking to the personality too. Or maybe I'm wrong and its all about tits. Discuss. . . "

Sorry for above - I could not get the gnashing emoticon to work, grrr!!

No way this is a place for the shy and self-conscious - it is a bear pit!!

But yes, I get very sick of inane threads and much prefer something I can get my teeth into...

(cue gnashing emoticon that refuses to cooperate)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't tend to read those kind of threads and I don't get involved in awards or challenges as I'm not interested in it. The threads don't really bother me as such.

It is only a bit of fun, guys tend to start them if they're trying to get a meet with someone, just boasting the others ego to get a better chance of sex and women are vely competitive in terms of popularity with men etc. I think the majority of people realise this and they don't really believe they are the best whatever is being nominated.

Most people of course, it is highly amusing when someone really does take it to heart and gets arsey over it. For that reason and the entertainment value, Im glad the threads exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't tend to read those kind of threads and I don't get involved in awards or challenges as I'm not interested in it. The threads don't really bother me as such.

Most people of course, it is highly amusing when someone really does take it to heart and gets arsey over it. For that reason and the entertainment value, Im glad the threads exist

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