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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So am sitting here after I have just finished eating last nights warmed up take away and I have just realised that I have run out of toilet paper,

But I did meet my new neighbours today and they seem lovely do you think they would mind me knocking and asking for a spare roll

As I don't have sugar in my tea am never going to ask for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the lid off the takeaway

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Use the lid off the takeaway "

unless it was a Vindaloo

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Use newspaper or your hand

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yeah, why not?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Kitchen roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your take away in one of those foil dishes... Not sure if it would wipe well.. I'd imagine it would perhaps just smear the poo about a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins"

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins" "
lol!

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield


"I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins" "

Pmsl, that made me chuckle.

You could use a sock then pop it in the washer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins"

Pmsl, that made me chuckle.

You could use a sock then pop it in the washer. "

Shit in a sock??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Scrape your arse on the carpet like a woofer. oh and film it purrrlease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was reheated Chinese or Indian I'd ask for two rolls

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins"

Pmsl, that made me chuckle.

You could use a sock then pop it in the washer.

Shit in a sock?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would take it a step further. Knock on the door, tell them you're loo is broken, ask to use theirs. When you come out say "I would leave that for 10 mins"

Pmsl, that made me chuckle.

You could use a sock then pop it in the washer.

Shit in a sock?? "

Gives a whole new meaning to a wind soc!!

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

Nooo not poo in a sock, I ment wipe your bum with a sock.

Kinky fetishes is on another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooo not poo in a sock, I ment wipe your bum with a sock.

Kinky fetishes is on another thread "

Oh, like wiping your bum on a sock is acceptable! That obviously explains why people are always losing one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kitchen roll? "

this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any books that you've no intention of reading again and can use as emergency paper? 50 shades of brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scrape your arse on the carpet like a woofer. oh and film it purrrlease. "

comments about little wriggly worms came to mind

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield


"Nooo not poo in a sock, I ment wipe your bum with a sock.

Kinky fetishes is on another thread

Oh, like wiping your bum on a sock is acceptable! That obviously explains why people are always losing one!!"

Pmsl. I didn't say it may be acceptable,

Merely thinking of a needs must alliterative to toilet paper.

But that might have cleared up the odd sock puzzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooo not poo in a sock, I ment wipe your bum with a sock.

Kinky fetishes is on another thread

Oh, like wiping your bum on a sock is acceptable! That obviously explains why people are always losing one!!

Pmsl. I didn't say it may be acceptable,

Merely thinking of a needs must alliterative to toilet paper.

But that might have cleared up the odd sock puzzle "

Just hope you haven't got verrucas, might be a problem when you go to the local pool! X

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield


"Nooo not poo in a sock, I ment wipe your bum with a sock.

Kinky fetishes is on another thread

Oh, like wiping your bum on a sock is acceptable! That obviously explains why people are always losing one!!

Pmsl. I didn't say it may be acceptable,

Merely thinking of a needs must alliterative to toilet paper.

But that might have cleared up the odd sock puzzle

Just hope you haven't got verrucas, might be a problem when you go to the local pool! X"

And some explaining to the nurse at the local doctors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right. Three hours have passed since your dilemma started. What did you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think his neighbours kicked the shit out of him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think his neighbours kicked the shit out of him!"

I was OK I didn't need to go,

And fully stocked up with toilet roll now

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By *eendeeCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

You could always use Winnie the POO teddy bear then put him in washer after

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