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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The biggest f#$@king spider I have ever seen has just swanned into the sitting room and my OH isn't here to remove him. Guess that's me curled up on the chair til he comes home :O

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

A swanning spider?

I'm scared for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A swanning spider?

I'm scared for you "

I know :O and I swear he looked at me and thought 'yeah ill fuck with her for a while' haha

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"A swanning spider?

I'm scared for you

I know :O and I swear he looked at me and thought 'yeah ill fuck with her for a while' haha"

..and you didn't even have a social meet first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A swanning spider?

I'm scared for you

I know :O and I swear he looked at me and thought 'yeah ill fuck with her for a while' haha

..and you didn't even have a social meet first! "

I know :O pure cheek I'm telling ya :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive not seen one of these mini monsters yet... im sure there will come a time

and when that time comes i will be there with a book to kill it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive not seen one of these mini monsters yet... im sure there will come a time

and when that time comes i will be there with a book to kill it "

You're braver than me lol...I can't even leave the chair haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh not good!! I would be exactly the same as you!!!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"ive not seen one of these mini monsters yet... im sure there will come a time

and when that time comes i will be there with a book to kill it

You're braver than me lol...I can't even leave the chair haha"

I'm excellent at dealing with spiders...shame you are not nearer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh not good!! I would be exactly the same as you!!! "

Disgusting things. If they didn't have 8 crazy ass legs they wouldn't be as bad...*shudder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to make you feel better it's breeding season, so on the up side the spiders to come will be smaller there will just be thousands of them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive not seen one of these mini monsters yet... im sure there will come a time

and when that time comes i will be there with a book to kill it

You're braver than me lol...I can't even leave the chair haha

I'm excellent at dealing with spiders...shame you are not nearer "

I'll pay for your flight! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to make you feel better it's breeding season, so on the up side the spiders to come will be smaller there will just be thousands of them lol"

Cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to make you feel better it's breeding season, so on the up side the spiders to come will be smaller there will just be thousands of them lol"

So a plague of mini bastards all over the place. Although I read the last day that apparently they don't like peppermint oil and to out it around doors and windows and they won't come near it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive not seen one of these mini monsters yet... im sure there will come a time

and when that time comes i will be there with a book to kill it "

that's cruel lol i catch them and put them outside, Id leave them if it wasn't for my daughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive not seen one of these mini monsters yet... im sure there will come a time

and when that time comes i will be there with a book to kill it

that's cruel lol i catch them and put them outside, Id leave them if it wasn't for my daughter "

My OH always puts them outside as well..I'd feel bad killing them even though they're evil lol shits haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick it up it probably just needs a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

supposed to be a bumper year for them this autumn. warm summer and plenty of insects around so lots of them about.

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"supposed to be a bumper year for them this autumn. warm summer and plenty of insects around so lots of them about.

lol"

Thanks haha! That's just what I needed to hear..very reassuring :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"supposed to be a bumper year for them this autumn. warm summer and plenty of insects around so lots of them about.

lol"

it's the mild winters that are making them bigger

I don't mind them but I have to admit I've seen some whoppers this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just downloaded an app on my phone that you can use to identify common spiders.

Got spooked by some yellow and black stripey ones in my garden and assumed they were some sort of deadly poisonous foreign intruders.

Turns out they're common European Garden Spiders so panic over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a huge one last week and I'm normally quite calm but this one freaked me. It was a golf ball with legs and had those big sticky up eye thingys. I could hear it laughing at me, I swear. Where are these mahusive things coming from?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

they climb

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

One of those hideously huge things came running straight at me at work last week. It stopped, splayed it's legs to the full extent then came at me again. I screamed, jumped over it and ran out of the shop!

Our optician was testing a patient and came out of his room as he thought there was a serious problem......... There was, that thing was as big as my hand!

Needless to say, I've been the but of many jokes since

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

One of those hideously huge things came running straight at me at work last week. It stopped, splayed it's legs to the full extent then came at me again. I screamed, jumped over it and ran out of the shop!

Our optician was testing a patient and came out of his room as he thought there was a serious problem......... There was, that thing was as big as my hand!

Needless to say, I've been the but of many jokes since

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my daughter showed me a pic of her holding a tarantular I screamed

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

check this out I dare you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF_OAzfZEFI

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

colder weather outside - this is why you start to see more of them indoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i found one the size of Godzilla in my bathroom last week. I shouted, my son came running. He knows I'm frightened but he isn't, so he protected me by getting down nose to nose with the spawn of Satan and blew on it so it ran and hid. now I've no idea where the bastard is..... or the sacrificial goat i left in hopes it would be persuaded to not eat us.

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

I read somewhere that nearly all uk spiders can bite. But not usually strong venom, no mor than a bee sting at worse unless your allergic to spider bites of cause.

The most venomous uk spide is the daddy long leg but fangs are too small to puncture the skin.

On a lighter note....

When your asleep spiders wipe their willies in your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why people feel the need to tell other fabsters about huge spiders they just saw.I do it myself if I encounter one .....wierd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had a monster spider yesterday too nick fought with it for a good 20 mins lol its now in the wheelie bin and no way will i be putting any rubbish in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we had a monster spider yesterday too nick fought with it for a good 20 mins lol its now in the wheelie bin and no way will i be putting any rubbish in it "

Why did you put it in the bin. Everyone knows you have to throw them over next doors.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

They make me jump the first time i see them, when they shoot out from under the telly or the bed.. but once i know they're around, i leave them be.

I'd rather them in my room than a bloke i can't get rid of.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Nothing wrong with spiders , it's wasps that freak me out. We are meant to be seeing an increase in spiders and daddy longlegs this winter.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

It's just a spider. I'm about a thousand times bigger. Nothing to be afraid of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we had a monster spider yesterday too nick fought with it for a good 20 mins lol its now in the wheelie bin and no way will i be putting any rubbish in it

Why did you put it in the bin. Everyone knows you have to throw them over next doors."

no way I could lift it over the wall it was huge lol

him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

September. is the month that spiders come out to play more.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"September. is the month that spiders come out to play more. "

Oh goody! We're a spider friendly household. In fact when my daughter was little I used to catch interesting ones to show her in the morning.

It also helps keep the ex away he is terrified of spiders

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"The biggest f#$@king spider I have ever seen has just swanned into the sitting room and my OH isn't here to remove him. Guess that's me curled up on the chair til he comes home :O"

Have you moved from the chair yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One casually trotted through the lounge last night....I nearly cried and vommed.

Luckily I had someone to remove it but I swear to God it was fucking hideous and I thought it was going to eat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just a spider. I'm about a thousand times bigger. Nothing to be afraid of. "

I tell myself this. It doesn't seem to work

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Spiders, beetles, bees, moths, wasps, daddy long legs - none of them bother me.

Not keen on flies as they are dirty but not afraid of them.

Rats and stray dogs make me nervous - but they can actually hurt you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slap it with a slipper

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"slap it with a slipper"
Meanie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The biggest f#$@king spider I have ever seen has just swanned into the sitting room and my OH isn't here to remove him. Guess that's me curled up on the chair til he comes home :O"

His BIG brother has just stomped into my living room and told me to get the fuck out its his house now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey just pick it up and lob it out of the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive not seen one of these mini monsters yet... im sure there will come a time

and when that time comes i will be there with a book to kill it "
They have only come to say hello.. poor little arrachnids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"slap it with a slipperMeanie! "

this is what i use my crocs for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One casually trotted through the lounge last night....I nearly cried and vommed.

Luckily I had someone to remove it but I swear to God it was fucking hideous and I thought it was going to eat me "
Its when you have yer head down on the pillow and you hear that Little buzzing sound, the blood sucking mosquitoe he,s the one to watch out for usually if you look around you,ll find them on the walls Or ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had one of the buggers run across in front of me ,It was massive ,one of the furry ones with knee caps and boots ....bloody dog just looked at it and laid back down

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Currently have a large one sat on the rug next to me. It's not bothering me, and I'm not bothering it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders are ace ! .... and handy wee fellas .... entice him onto your navel and your minge will be safe from invading flies .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painting my house and for every spider I shoo'd off I painted over another 5, stupid little buggers.

In 1000's of years to come, an archeologist will excavate my house and wonder at the ceremonial meaning of adorning ones house with arachnids, I'll be know as the spider shaman of suffolk lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Painting my house and for every spider I shoo'd off I painted over another 5, stupid little buggers.

In 1000's of years to come, an archeologist will excavate my house and wonder at the ceremonial meaning of adorning ones house with arachnids, I'll be know as the spider shaman of suffolk lol. "

Can't stand the little buggers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

On a lighter note....

When your asleep spiders wipe their willies in your face "

hahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

On a lighter note....

When your asleep spiders wipe their willies in your face

hahahahaha! "

That's nothing, when your asleep I wipe my willy on yours

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