FabSwingers.com forum: Worst chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...heard my mate use this one:

"do you have pet insurance?"

"No, of course not"

"You should think about getting some"

"Why?!?"

"Because I want to smash your pussy...."

It didn't work. Anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol... It would at least raise a smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is funny though! I would have laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi luv, fancy a quick shag tonight"

Is a fun one lol

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Cheesiest one I get is:

Man: is your dad a thief?

me: no

Man: well he stole the stars and put them into your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesiest one I get is:

Man: is your dad a thief?

me: no

Man: well he stole the stars and put them into your eyes "

Oh no, that would make me cringe and want to vom all over him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was your arse made in Mc Donalds",,,"Im Lovin it!"

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Cheesiest one I get is:

Man: is your dad a thief?

me: no

Man: well he stole the stars and put them into your eyes

Oh no, that would make me cringe and want to vom all over him!!"

I just laugh in their faces and ignore them. I'd rather they just said hi how are you??!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're quite well spoken, considering you're Jamaican. Would you like to share in my success?

I wonder which "lucky" lady accepted he whom I rejected?

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By *iceduoCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

i like you, you're are sexy as fuck,you remind me of my gran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like you, you're are sexy as fuck,you remind me of my gran.

WHF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll do."

You'd have me swooning.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hi do you fancy a drink?

You do, great. Fuck off then so I can chat your mate up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll do.

You'd have me swooning. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This face is leaving in 5 minutes, be on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or ...

Man: how much does a polar bear weigh?

Woman: I don't know

Man: enough to break the ice ... Hi I'm [insert name]

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimmy some sugar

10 years later and we're still together lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel this tshirt, do you know what material it is???

Boyfriend material!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

Jules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best and worst I've ever heard from my mate who actually had been with the girl he used it on for nearly 7 years now.

Aproches her from behind at the bar and grabbed her in a bear hug and lifted her off the floor when she obviously struggled going wtf he says

"Now now, let's not turn this rape into a murder"

She thought it was hilarious, the bouncers /bar tender less so.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Dried apricot or do you fancy a date?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat penguin. Oh sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of a spanner

Why??

Every time I see you my nuts tighten

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Dried apricot or do you fancy a date?!

Oh no! I laughed at that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best and worst I've ever heard from my mate who actually had been with the girl he used it on for nearly 7 years now.

Aproches her from behind at the bar and grabbed her in a bear hug and lifted her off the floor when she obviously struggled going wtf he says

"Now now, let's not turn this rape into a murder"

She thought it was hilarious, the bouncers /bar tender less so.

Lmao!! That's hilarious!

How risky, could have gone horribly wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if I wanted to go halves on a bastard once

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