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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hosting a party today for.... 30 five year olds! Please pray for me!! It's been so nice knowing you all! I fear I may never been seen again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol lots and lots

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Good luck!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wahoooooo enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll have a great time. Party bags is what used to take me ages to sort!

By tonight you'll need a glass or two of wine though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck!!! Lol "

Thank you... Are you any good with party bags??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad woman!! Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're one courageous lunatic! Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll have a great time. Party bags is what used to take me ages to sort!

By tonight you'll need a glass or two of wine though. "

Yes!!! Exactly... Arghhhhh!!!

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Bit of chloroform might help the little 'angels' sleep through!

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By *igj106Man
over a year ago

yorkshire

To start with I read it as 35 year olds! Now 30 five kids is v different. Good luck. God rest your sole

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hope you've got shin pads, a crash helmet and ear plugs!!

Good luck - rather you than me!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you mad good luck hopefully they will be little angels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck (you may need it) but the trick is to smile nicely let them get on with it and sit in the corner and natter to the other parents failing that become a kid again and have as much silly fun as they do lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hope you've got shin pads, a crash helmet and ear plugs!!

Good luck - rather you than me!

A"

You have all this to come

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

yay .. pass the parcel .. jelly ... candles ... bumps ..... musical statues ... i want a party now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck (you may need it) but the trick is to smile nicely let them get on with it and sit in the corner and natter to the other parents failing that become a kid again and have as much silly fun as they do lol "

Hmmm ill be first on that bouncy castle... Is it really the done thing.. To have a couple of vodkas, before hosting? Best not

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ha ha, I don't envy you, we used to have the whole bloody class as well.

30 screaming kids running round I've done my fair share and I'm sure the ones you've invited will be quiet as mice and not in yhevleast bit hypo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh it will be so nice.

Imagine them all, arriving with their mums all sweetness and light. Then running around at full pelt screaming, bashing into things. throwing food, jumping on each other, someone getting hurt, fighting, crying, biting, pulling hair, making up, running round full pelt after each other ....

Ahh the little darlings, im so envious - enjoy, youll have a great time, you know you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck (you may need it) but the trick is to smile nicely let them get on with it and sit in the corner and natter to the other parents failing that become a kid again and have as much silly fun as they do lol

Hmmm ill be first on that bouncy castle... Is it really the done thing.. To have a couple of vodkas, before hosting? Best not "

Bt early maybe after ten minutes after they have arrived good luck x

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Been there done that. I recommend earplugs. A stricked time schedual and a whistle.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Ahh it will be so nice.

Imagine them all, arriving with their mums all sweetness and light. Then running around at full pelt screaming, bashing into things. throwing food, jumping on each other, someone getting hurt, fighting, crying, biting, pulling hair, making up, running round full pelt after each other ....

Ahh the little darlings, im so envious - enjoy, youll have a great time, you know you will "

Stoppppp ittttttt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been there done that. I recommend earplugs. A stricked time schedual and a whistle.

Good luck"

Yes me too, and dippy me decided to start again in my forties!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


" Ahh it will be so nice.

Imagine them all, arriving with their mums all sweetness and light. Then running around at full pelt screaming, bashing into things. throwing food, jumping on each other, someone getting hurt, fighting, crying, biting, pulling hair, making up, running round full pelt after each other ....

Ahh the little darlings, im so envious - enjoy, youll have a great time, you know you will

Stoppppp ittttttt "
don't forget there will be the one that won't eat anything, the one that eats to much and is sick and the one that goes round hitting the other children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yay .. pass the parcel .. jelly ... candles ... bumps ..... musical statues ... i want a party now"

Oh yeah, proper party

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

now find a space ... and .. ssh .. fingers on lips ... now curl up small and start growing into a tree .... timmy .. thats a funny tree .. susan let timmy be a tree by himself .. george .... dont do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hosting a party today for.... 30 five year olds! Please pray for me!! It's been so nice knowing you all! I fear I may never been seen again! "

. Were you a bad girl and this is your punishment?

Good luck! We'll check in on you later for signs of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will blow yer balloons up if thatll help

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

remember calpol is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now find a space ... and .. ssh .. fingers on lips ... now curl up small and start growing into a tree .... timmy .. thats a funny tree .. susan let timmy be a tree by himself .. george .... dont do that"

Yep, as I was about to suggest, Space Cakes is the way to go; get baking ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good luck, We have been there and having a big kid as a hubby helps, he was in his element lol

Loads and loads of pics, remember you need these pics to bribe them when there teenagers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're a brave, crazy lady but you'll little one will luv it!!

Have a good one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hah har serves you right you agreed to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I done all this last weekend ... Good luck cause you're going to need it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwwww you will love it. I miss doing all that now mine have grown up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not luck yoy need its alcohol and lots of it.

Im taking the grandkids to a soft play area today.

Dead adults walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck

I had both my daughters party last month 28 4 and 6 year olds and it went really well. Most children we have had to a party and it was the one that went really well. I found it easier because everything was ready an hour before including my daughters. So there was no stressing

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Been there done that. I recommend earplugs. A stricked time schedual and a whistle.

Good luck

Yes me too, and dippy me decided to start again in my forties!! "

Brave you

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Keep back one good item as a prize and have a game of sleeping lions when it all gets too much

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Awwwwwww you will love it. I miss doing all that now mine have grown up x "

Don't worry I'll be sending my kids to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was up until 2 this morning making a elsa from frozen cake, I'm pretty proud of it to be honest!!! Hoping it may wipe the smirk off some off the mums faces from my god daughters school!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ah I remember it well....and don't miss it one bit

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"remember calpol is your friend

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...wine is your friend also, good luck!!

I always wanted to get my hands on the bitch who invented bloody party bags!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"remember calpol is your friend

...wine is your friend also, good luck!!

I always wanted to get my hands on the bitch who invented bloody party bags!! "

Hahaha me too!!

this year tho I discovered sweet cones, so much easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I surviveddddddddd! Yey!

I rolled on the bouncy castle... I have cake and jelly in my hair, and in places, you wouldn't believe...just hope the lady I'm getting together with tonight, has a sweet tooth.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I surviveddddddddd! Yey!

I rolled on the bouncy castle... I have cake and jelly in my hair, and in places, you wouldn't believe...just hope the lady I'm getting together with tonight, has a sweet tooth. "
well done you. I always remember the one time my son acted like a spoilt brat and I wanted to slap him. We had a magician one year and he sat with his arms folded and said Micky mouse was better last year I could easily have walloped him lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I surviveddddddddd! Yey!

I rolled on the bouncy castle... I have cake and jelly in my hair, and in places, you wouldn't believe...just hope the lady I'm getting together with tonight, has a sweet tooth. well done you. I always remember the one time my son acted like a spoilt brat and I wanted to slap him. We had a magician one year and he sat with his arms folded and said Micky mouse was better last year I could easily have walloped him lol

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Ohhhhh no, we had a table full of food, as usual did far tooooo much!

Everyone tucked in as they do... He did ask at one point with a mouthful can I have something to eat? What the hell. At the begging he also asked where we staying???!! Ha kids barmy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I surviveddddddddd! Yey!

I rolled on the bouncy castle... I have cake and jelly in my hair, and in places, you wouldn't believe...just hope the lady I'm getting together with tonight, has a sweet tooth. well done you. I always remember the one time my son acted like a spoilt brat and I wanted to slap him. We had a magician one year and he sat with his arms folded and said Micky mouse was better last year I could easily have walloped him lol

Ohhhhh no, we had a table full of food, as usual did far tooooo much!

Everyone tucked in as they do... He did ask at one point with a mouthful can I have something to eat? What the hell. At the begging he also asked where we staying???!! Ha kids barmy!! "
*beginning*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Also had one little brat scour the food table and say there was nothing healthy to eat which wouldn't have been so bad if his mum hadn't told me they where having problems with him as he only ate sausage and chips lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwww you will love it. I miss doing all that now mine have grown up x

Don't worry I'll be sending my kids to you "

Ha ha I could be their scarey adopted granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paracetamol lots and lots"

She can't drug em all!! Lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Paracetamol lots and lots"

5 year olds are a bit young for paracetamol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i send the little ones from my side too please? Think i've done more than enough 'tidying up' times to last me a while.

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