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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've just bought a bottle of toffee vodka that is my evening sorted

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I've just bought a bottle of toffee vodka that is my evening sorted

Not the whole bottle?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've just bought a bottle of toffee vodka that is my evening sorted

Not the whole bottle? "

Moi? Never!! Just one

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I've just bought a bottle of toffee vodka that is my evening sorted

Not the whole bottle?

Moi? Never!! Just one

So you and I, two sassy, sexy and liberated women will be in front of the telly tonight?

That's swinging folks!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I wish Tina were a bit closer, I'd tag on with her, she's bound to be hitting the town tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with one of those women the Queen has to bathe her and her her dressed

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I could do with one of those women the Queen has to bathe her and her her dressed "

Can I have a male version please? Like that butler from Downton Abbey.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wish Tina were a bit closer, I'd tag on with her, she's bound to be hitting the town tonight."

I think she is going TG tonight if I remember rightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you can beat my Friday night...

I shall be in bed for 9 because I'm up @ 4am

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Bet you can beat my Friday night...

I shall be in bed for 9 because I'm up @ 4am

That's shit but at least you have a shag monkey next to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than welcome to join me in Sainsburys and then in front of the TV to watch the rugby...

...Christ that's a depressing Friday night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet you can beat my Friday night...

I shall be in bed for 9 because I'm up @ 4am

That's shit but at least you have a shag monkey next to you."

Shag monkey

never heard that expression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with one of those women the Queen has to bathe her and her her dressed "

I can do that. I even have a new bottle of almond oil cream too..

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"More than welcome to join me in Sainsburys and then in front of the TV to watch the rugby...

...Christ that's a depressing Friday night..."

Not only are you too far away, I bloody hate watching sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than welcome to join me in Sainsburys and then in front of the TV to watch the rugby...

...Christ that's a depressing Friday night...

Not only are you too far away, I bloody hate watching sport. "

I'll move and turn the TV over....better?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?"

I'm off to the pub if that's any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?"

If I'm ever free, could I join you?x

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"More than welcome to join me in Sainsburys and then in front of the TV to watch the rugby...

...Christ that's a depressing Friday night...

Not only are you too far away, I bloody hate watching sport.

I'll move and turn the TV over....better?

A bit. You're still too far away though.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?

If I'm ever free, could I join you?x"

Yup, we could pull for each other.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?"

You could get yourself a bottle of gin and go down to your local park bench..... Atleast you'll have the youths drinking their cider to talk to

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?

You could get yourself a bottle of gin and go down to your local park bench..... Atleast you'll have the youths drinking their cider to talk to

That would be the Nelson Mandela park but I don't drink. Would flask of piping hot coffee, biscuits and a tartan rug be ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?

If I'm ever free, could I join you?x

Yup, we could pull for each other. "

Can I join in too?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?

You could get yourself a bottle of gin and go down to your local park bench..... Atleast you'll have the youths drinking their cider to talk to

That would be the Nelson Mandela park but I don't drink. Would flask of piping hot coffee, biscuits and a tartan rug be ok?"

Yea I don't see a problem with it, I might even join as I'm intrigued by your tartan rug. you could even take extra coffee and help the kids sober up before their 9pm curfew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were meant to have a couple here tonight. They cancelled due to work then put a meet up...so we asked a single guy who was totally up for it. Right up till he started ignoring our messages. Soooo tv it is.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?

If I'm ever free, could I join you?x

Yup, we could pull for each other.

Can I join in too?"

Yep, the more the merrier although I won't be getting my kit off, just being a tease is enough and I love watching.

Oh who am I kidding. I like to get naked and strut my stuff a nanosecond after taking me coat off.

Lash me to a cross and call me nancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?

If I'm ever free, could I join you?x

Yup, we could pull for each other.

Can I join in too?"

Oi,I asked first!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just bought a bottle of toffee vodka that is my evening sorted

Omg this sounds dreamy !!!!! Is it like corkies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?

If I'm ever free, could I join you?x

Yup, we could pull for each other.

Can I join in too?

Yep, the more the merrier although I won't be getting my kit off, just being a tease is enough and I love watching.

Oh who am I kidding. I like to get naked and strut my stuff a nanosecond after taking me coat off.

Lash me to a cross and call me nancy. "

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a funny old mood today. I want to go out tonight but can't be bothered to make the effort.

Who's off to a club or social? Can I sit in the corner fully clothed and have a gossip with anyone?

If I'm ever free, could I join you?x

Yup, we could pull for each other.

Can I join in too?

Oi,I asked first!x"

I meant joining you both!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm off out in Nottingham for a couple of hours

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"I've just bought a bottle of toffee vodka that is my evening sorted

Omg this sounds dreamy !!!!! Is it like corkies ?"

I've been told if you put a werthers toffee in a bottle of vodka and then in the dishwasher it makes toffee vodka - never tried it though - best use a cheap one for the first attempt

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've just bought a bottle of toffee vodka that is my evening sorted

Omg this sounds dreamy !!!!! Is it like corkies ?"

No it's normal vodka but flavoured toffee it's from Marks and Sparks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im biting the heads off jelly babies

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

This toffee vodka with apple juice is lethal

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"This toffee vodka with apple juice is lethal

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does it taste like toffee apple?

I quite fancy a drink now but can't decide what to have

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"Im biting the heads off jelly babies"
murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just bought a bottle of toffee vodka that is my evening sorted

Omg this sounds dreamy !!!!! Is it like corkies ?

No it's normal vodka but flavoured toffee it's from Marks and Sparks

Must try this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to a social

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This toffee vodka with apple juice is lethal

does it taste like toffee apple?

I quite fancy a drink now but can't decide what to have

It does taste like toffee apple

I've got a bottle of barcardi with your name on it when you come for the weekend

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"This toffee vodka with apple juice is lethal

does it taste like toffee apple?

I quite fancy a drink now but can't decide what to have

It does taste like toffee apple

I've got a bottle of barcardi with your name on it when you come for the weekend

which is something we've got to discuss and I kind of know my way around new street now

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This toffee vodka with apple juice is lethal

does it taste like toffee apple?

I quite fancy a drink now but can't decide what to have

It does taste like toffee apple

I've got a bottle of barcardi with your name on it when you come for the weekend

which is something we've got to discuss and I kind of know my way around new street now

Well I can meet you so that's not a problem

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Making my way through a Lindt 'master chocolatier collection ' box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im saving my energy for tomorrow night

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Dear Ged, it's a Friday night and we're all drinking alone, eating alone and watching telly alone.

That'll be all of us wanking alone I take it?

Shall we have a mass wanking session?

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"Dear Ged, it's a Friday night and we're all drinking alone, eating alone and watching telly alone.

That'll be all of us wanking alone I take it?

Shall we have a mass wanking session?"

ooohh

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Who's Ged?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Who's Ged?"

Gods little brother.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Who's Ged?"

He also had a cameo in Crocodile Shoes.

I've just got in from the pub.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Who's Ged?

He also had a cameo in Crocodile Shoes.

I've just got in from the pub.

Got in what Tina?

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I'm being either old or very boring, I've become addicted to sparkling water. So sittong on the sofa drinking my water not even switched the tv on lol.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Who's Ged?

He also had a cameo in Crocodile Shoes.

I've just got in from the pub.

Got in what Tina?"

A big fleecy dressing gown

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Fizzy water, early nights, fluffy dressing gowns, coffee.

I despair and fear for the future of random shagging, I really do.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Everyone needs a night off you know

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