FabSwingers.com forum: What's the last thing that caused you lack of sleep?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure I know what most of you here will answer

but...

I was awoken at about 04:45 this morning by the sounds of a scuffle outside the house and bounced out of bed and over to the window.

Couldn't see anything until ten police officers came charging down the street, chasing this hopeless little guy, who was literally running and begging for his life.

By the time they dragged him off crying and beaten to a pulp, I didn't feel much like sleeping, know what I mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid wanky neighbours thinking it's OK to have a party until 4 on Friday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbours. Either them arguing,their boy crying or the dog howling when they're out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was on sleep in at work Tuesday night. Spent the night on the sofa watching tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The obvious for me lol......sod all sleep on last few Saturdays....been away with a friend in her caravan lol!

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Our daughter causes us lack of sleep every single night. Last night she woke up at 1.45am and got in our bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol being on Skype chat to 2am, had to go up 6am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And my cat loves to check up on me every half an hour, purring and sticking her cold wet nose in my face lol

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Too much Red Bull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stupid wanky neighbours thinking it's OK to have a party until 4 on Friday morning"

LOL stupid wanky neighbours. They're like a national treasure, aren't they?

Shame you can't melt them down and pawn them off to the Arabs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily we live on a site that has strong anti social rules, so I'm the process of them getting evicted, they are pissing everyone off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Luckily we live on a site that has strong anti social rules, so I'm the process of them getting evicted, they are pissing everyone off"

Good stuff, my neighbourhood used to be a little stricter. Gone downhill. I have drug dealers living three doors down that the police wont touch. However there was just a huge scene on their front door because they've not been paying the rent, so, fingers crossed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alarm clock

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Waking up was the cause of lack of sleep last time....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Concern over a friend has interfered with my sleep recently.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

the mosque wakes us up at 6.30 every morning with their singing ..the joys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a big fcuk off spider

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Partying .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep!

Was counting them then one went missing, couldn't sleep with worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

bloody dog barking til 4am :O well dunno if it stopped then or I finally passed out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my wee girly heart broken...

Feck it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worrying about the idiots in Scotland that intend to vote yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My back killing me where I bent funny while applying fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two police officers at the door. They'd travelled from West Bromwich and thought I could help them with their enquiries at two in the morning. It turns out to be a case of mistaken identity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worrying about the idiots in Scotland that intend to vote yes

NO you mean?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

My boss being a total arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insomnia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kittykate84

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worrying about the idiots in Scotland that intend to vote yes

Idiots?

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"Kittykate84"

Nutsnbolts :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiot noisy delivery drivers who think its ok to slam van doors and crash around between 12 and 2am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working effing nights

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

The other half....he was over tired and cranky and was kicking off at the wall cos he had no space......(I was well on my side)....terrible 36's kicking in me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Ex,

She decided to storm back in the house at half 3 in the morning having packed a bag and leaving the night before. Proceeded to put every light on including the bedroom and bang about until we resumed the argument. Not all bad though, after an hour we ended up having angry sex. Rough, dirty angry sex grrrrrrr. Needless to say I'm single again but it was worth it lol.

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By *LCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Red eye flight from New York. Why do I always kid myself that I'll sleep on the plane. Never happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol "

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finding out my daughter is self harming.. Gutted I didn't know and can't help her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxes. Every fucking night, they scream right outside my bedroom window. I'll knock and they'll run away, but they'll reconvene in the garden about 20 minutes later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just finding out my daughter is self harming.. Gutted I didn't know and can't help her.

Arrghhh that is a tough one. Been there, my cousin's kid is going through it right now and I've known so many people to do it.

Mostly girls though. Best I can say is dont try to discourage her from it. Instead try to encourage her to find other ways to relieve whatever the problem is.

Of course I always recommend a chat with the doctor and opting for counselling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Foxes. Every fucking night, they scream right outside my bedroom window. I'll knock and they'll run away, but they'll reconvene in the garden about 20 minutes later. "

I love foxes but their screams immediately remind me of the moors scene from American Werewolf in London lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love foxes but their screams immediately remind me of the moors scene from American Werewolf in London lol"

It makes me wince every time I hear it, goes right through me. First time I thought it was one in pain, then I found out what they're really up to. Dirty fuckers can do it in someone else's garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love foxes but their screams immediately remind me of the moors scene from American Werewolf in London lol

It makes me wince every time I hear it, goes right through me. First time I thought it was one in pain, then I found out what they're really up to. Dirty fuckers can do it in someone else's garden. "

Hahahaha

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

last all night awake - very naughty, passionate sex with someone I ought not to have sex with.... actually lost my phone sex virginity with him a few nights ago and meeting him again soon

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

One of my bloody cats. My sleep is bad enough anyway but she sits on my pillow and keeps tapping me on the nose soon as I shut my eyes for me to stroke her. Bloody cats are so demanding

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

Haha i'll let you off! We have caused each other a lot of sleeplessness this week haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

Haha i'll let you off! We have caused each other a lot of sleeplessness this week haha "

Whereas I got stood up lol

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

Haha i'll let you off! We have caused each other a lot of sleeplessness this week haha

Whereas I got stood up lol"

How rude!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

Haha i'll let you off! We have caused each other a lot of sleeplessness this week haha

Whereas I got stood up lol

How rude!!

The worst kind. Fuck it, not the most important thing to me, not by far!

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

Haha i'll let you off! We have caused each other a lot of sleeplessness this week haha

Whereas I got stood up lol

How rude!!

The worst kind. Fuck it, not the most important thing to me, not by far!

No itd but its an arse when you are horny!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Was on sleep in at work Tuesday night. Spent the night on the sofa watching tv

snap did the sleep shift last night on sofa watching tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the same thing every night that caused lack of sleep for me, it's called a bladder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kids ...

Zzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

Haha i'll let you off! We have caused each other a lot of sleeplessness this week haha

Whereas I got stood up lol

How rude!!

The worst kind. Fuck it, not the most important thing to me, not by far!

No itd but its an arse when you are horny!! "

I have phenomenal self control though

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

Haha i'll let you off! We have caused each other a lot of sleeplessness this week haha

Whereas I got stood up lol

How rude!!

The worst kind. Fuck it, not the most important thing to me, not by far!

No itd but its an arse when you are horny!!

I have phenomenal self control though

Haha i dont but i am a nympho lol!!

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

A 'significant other' snoring....

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

For me it was knowing some shits have broken into a bike shed twice in two weekends, the got away scot free and nothing can be done about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

Haha i'll let you off! We have caused each other a lot of sleeplessness this week haha

Whereas I got stood up lol

How rude!!

The worst kind. Fuck it, not the most important thing to me, not by far!

No itd but its an arse when you are horny!!

I have phenomenal self control though

Haha i dont but i am a nympho lol!! "

Lol really? I never suspected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sharing a house with two people is guaranteed to cause a lack of sleep on a regular basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby's wandering hands...

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

Haha i'll let you off! We have caused each other a lot of sleeplessness this week haha

Whereas I got stood up lol

How rude!!

The worst kind. Fuck it, not the most important thing to me, not by far!

No itd but its an arse when you are horny!!

I have phenomenal self control though

Haha i dont but i am a nympho lol!!

Lol really? I never suspected.

I know i am such an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the last thing that caused you lack of sleep?"

Masturbation.

The sheets keep sticking to me, it's annoying as fuck! Gah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The anticipation of a meet the next night & knowing that I ain't gonna get any sleep that night either !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean to tell me that NONE of you lost sleep from too much sex?

REALLY???

Jesus fuckin' Christmas...

Haha you missed mine and nutsnbolts posts then lol

LOL sorry, I admit I skimmed but I tried to catch them all

Haha i'll let you off! We have caused each other a lot of sleeplessness this week haha

Whereas I got stood up lol

How rude!!

The worst kind. Fuck it, not the most important thing to me, not by far!

No itd but its an arse when you are horny!!

I have phenomenal self control though

Haha i dont but i am a nympho lol!!

Lol really? I never suspected.

I know i am such an angel

Heh!

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I'm a very bad sleeper, when I finally fall asleep I will wake up nearly every hour. It drives me mad lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a fw things tonight -

1 last night i slept about 9 hours solid - very unusual for me tonight wide awake as penance

2 i think i broke a patients freeer today - fortunately had another so no food wasted but concerned as to what tomorrow may bring with that

3 chatting to one very horny friend - til not long ago

all in all not a chance of sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't sleep much nut even less due toothed sexy people on here

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)

Viral chest infection.

Spent night coughing.

Head felt like the inside of a speaker at a Motorhead concert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last Fri... Neighbours daughter d*unk with no £ to pay taxi... Banging and shouting her mother up to pay... Then missed off, woke up again at 06.45 by a squeaky garden bin refuse truck.. Then again @ 07.50 by a cherry picker truck with a guy adjusting a street light

.. I gave up on a lie in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my job, which it still does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contractions atm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still awake now, what's keeping me up?

The divine smell of a curry I've got in the slow cooker in prep' for a gathering later.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

The storm over London now.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This is a huge storm. My house is shaking with every enormous clap of thunder.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well doubt I will get any sleep now tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a storm.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can here the storm I little bit from we're I am xx

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Tooth ache the other night.

Now..broken bodyclock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, tonight it's been the results of the Scottish Referendum, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, tonight it's been the results of the Scottish Referendum, lol"

There was much more entertaining things to watch I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Period pains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a storm.......

me too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Viral chest infection.

Spent night coughing.

Head felt like the inside of a speaker at a Motorhead concert"

Oh dear, viral infections are nasty horrible pieces of work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thunderstorm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderstorm

Would love one

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Today, I woke up wanting a pee. Couldnt get back to sleep after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge storm

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Foxes. Every fucking night, they scream right outside my bedroom window. I'll knock and they'll run away, but they'll reconvene in the garden about 20 minutes later.

I love foxes but their screams immediately remind me of the moors scene from American Werewolf in London lol"

Ha, you don't stray of the path where we live........

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Watching the Indy Ref

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Foxes. Every fucking night, they scream right outside my bedroom window. I'll knock and they'll run away, but they'll reconvene in the garden about 20 minutes later.

I love foxes but their screams immediately remind me of the moors scene from American Werewolf in London lol

Ha, you don't stray of the path where we live........"

LOL remember the Alamo!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

My job often stops me sleeping at night.

Most recently because of what a resident disclosed to me about his childhood.

I never had this problem working in a pet shop. But wouldn't change it for the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whingy, whiney voice saying 'nurse please help me I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Oh mum help.' The woman was like 90. Oh and add snoring to that.. and thunder.. and pain... And a severe lack of nicotine

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